/g/ humor bread

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>>59495162

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>>59495162

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>>59495331
Please, please kill yourself.

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>>59495162

>>59495242
Lame

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>>59495162

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>>59495771
look at his troll face

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>>59495609
Hows this one?

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>>59495902
Supoosta read
>When you go 10 minutes without telling somebody you run Arch

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>>59495331

>>59496100
You know, the last one shouldn't be too difficult with an embedded controller and some elbow grease

>>59495885
>(Not real)
Whew!

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>>59495331
>>59496135
that nigga knows his shit

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>inb4
Yeah there was one already, but that wasn't like 50 quotes, and you know that it's going to happen.

>>59496314
(y-you) too

No CIA nigger here

>>59496210
tob geg

>>59496355
Sounds like something a CIA nigger would say

>>59495804
>Presses Enter key

(^: Where's your God now?

>>59496370
teb gog nigger

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>>59495947

Enter your name:
Hacker
Enter your password:
****
Your password is too short
Enter your password:
********
Your password cannot use repeating characters more than twice.
Enter your password:
**1**1**1**1**1
Your password is too simple.
Enter your password:
17070B49DBF3BA12BEA427CB6651ECF7860FDC3792268031B77711D63A8610F4
CDA551B7FB331103889A62E2CB23C0F85362BBA49B9E0086D1DA0830E4389AB1
Welcome, Mr. President

>>59496386
lost

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haev sum shledon pron

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>>59496565

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>>59496565

is this post-irony

>>59496605
holy fuck that low

>>59496100
>not using scp to move the file to your vps

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BOUZPANA!

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this is now an official sheldor thread

>>59496515
>not using a skyscraper to stream your doom speedrun

>>59496734
You can run Doom on just about anything, so why would you want to run it on Windows?

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>>59496314
YOU GET A U2

>>59496764
I can't close my eyes and make it go away

>>59496758
I keep all my games on botnet 10, old classics and emulators that can run on linux, brand new AAA titles, and everything in between, just so they can all be in one place
I just don't want them scattered around

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>>59495162

>>59496836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eywi0h_Y5_U

>>59495824
But what about ME?

>>59496100
Does that work???? O.ò

Toasting in an epic bread

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> 100% Free Communication
> IP & DDoS Protection
> Browser Support
> Mobile App
> Friends List
> In-game Overlay
> Low Latency
> Minimal CPU Usage
> Custom Hot Keys
> Smart Push Notifications
> Permissions
> Multiple Channels
> Modern Text Chat
> Individual Volume Control
> Direct Messaging
> Automatic Failover

THE AVATARS ARE CIRCLE SHAPES AND THE TEXT CHAT IS MODERN™
WHO CARES IF THE SERVERS GO DOWN EVERY MONTH? XD

>>59495242
My girlfriend is 95

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>>59496587
That was my thread. here is the pi zero now

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>>59498479

>>59496605
God dammit lost hard

>>59496100
But like, hold on, let's think about that for a second. Why isn't it a thing?

>>59498617
someone explain please

>>59498648
Aflying bus lol

>>59498648
what does usb stand for?

>>59498648
Universal Serial Bus (USB)
Universal CEREAL Bus

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

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>>59499102

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>>59499102
>>59499102

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gonna shitpost

>>59500611
>Bild Zeitung
It deserves to be shat on way more than this dog ever could.

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>>59500611

>>59496318
Is this real?

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>>59500733
Yas

>>59495242
If she were 10, she'd tell on you.

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>>59500931
Cause botnet

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>>59500882
link to stream?

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>>59500953
Its in this compilation
https://youtu.be/RqFgtYrw4J8

>>59500978
>He thinks his fans are anime girls.

Terry is /g/'s CWC. He's been ruined.

what if terry a davis runs gentoo and virtualizes ubuntu to be able to virtualize templeOS?

>>59497668
discord is only used by degenerate homo SJW millennial jew-puppet cucks.

>>59501212

>implying women are not routers

>>59501212
autism

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>>59495947
What the fuck is up with these facebook tier normie memes? Is this next-level baiting?

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>>59501371

>>59501377
zozzle

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>>59495162

>>59496605
This is the one redeeming image in this thread. Everything else is shit.

>>59501548
This isn't even slightly relevant to /g/

>>59501548
I laughed at this for some reason. I think gee humor just sucks.

>>59497668
>"Free"
>100% Proprietary

>WebApp not giving people my IP is a feature now

>>59501282
I'm a degenerate homo SJW *millennial and I'd never use Discord.

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>>59501779
Lol!

>>59501437
Is that Stallman?

>>59501793
I hate gaps, I have a thing going on for the exact opposite

gas the gapfags, race war now

>>59501907
its fake you dog

>>59502084
It's "fake news"?

>>59501822
I'd feel bad too, because I would stay if someone cooked DiGiorno's Pizza

Please read:

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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>>59502072
>he doesn't want some of this

>>59496605
Universal Cereal Bus

I ruined it, I know!

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>>59502903
You runt!

>>59496189
kek

>>59503372
Get your subhuman language out of here. This is an English board.

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>>59503613
Burgers can only english olol

>>59503694
Subhumans like you can only post stale facebook tier normie memes due to their low IQ

>>59503694
the only board in which non-english is allowed is /int/
read the rules, if you can understand english

>>59503613
>>59503739
this, you have to go back

>>59501282
I'm a straight neo-nazi and I use discord.

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>>59496210
>>59496370

mfw

>>59498764
cerealy? i thought it was donoughts

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>>59503804
>>59503745
>>59503739
Pic related.
>>59502277
Lol!
>>59503887
1488, brother.

>>59495885
>not real

>>59505287
Top kek good sir. Dank, indeed!

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>>59505311

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>>59500953

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Reminder that C is best

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Tgis 1 is funny cus its true

>>59505385
>>59505509
You should consider suicide

Ignoring all the extreme shitposting, does anyone have that picture presenting what a network administrator is with a random guy smiling like an idiot while working on a mainframe?

This thread is pure cancer

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I was hoping to find less cringey stuff like the last time I saw one of these threads.

>>59495824
NT and 2000 weren't consumer OSes though, you can't just arbitrarily include them and not the other workstation operating systems. Also, what happened to ME?

>>59506945
> Also, what happened to ME?
You are sitting there, burning your life.

>>59496323
Is this a girl(male) installing GNU/BIOS?

>>59496565
BANGLADESH!

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>>59505694

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>>59505866
>I was hoping to find less cringey stuff
Every day /g/ gets a bit more shit.

>>59505866
my sides

>>59505866
Where are the captions?
Am I supposed to finish the meme for you?

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I bought a new GPU

>>59496539

im clicking this image but it wont change size

halp pls

>>59507252
isnt that the unfunny british guy?

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>>59505399
that was dissapointing.

>>59507252
Why is Rob Liefeld managing a server?

>>59507449
If I fill all slots with these, will my PC hover?

>>59498633
because it is, look it up boi

>>59496100
This one amused me.

>>59496210
My mother always said my Thinkpads are ugly and told me to get a Mac.

Until last month when she was at a meeting with the CEO of her (pretty big name) company and he had a Thinkpad with him.

She called me immediately after the meeting to tell me I must have been right about Thinkpads.

>>59505276
>Not replacing them with hardcore bestiality

>>59507445
nice bait

>>59508201
>that was dissapointing.

Yeah, thanks for typing it up though

>>59496197
Ranch or cool ranch

>>59508201
>needing to test it
>not knowing a the ASCII codes for alphanumeric characters when all it takes is knowing the start position and the alphabet

I could read it just by looking at it, the human brain literally specializes in automatically picking up patterns like this.

Is this how brainlets see the world? An endless series of disjointed elements they can't make sense of without assistance?

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>>59509547

>>59497351
Underrated

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Mac meme
>>59509559

>>59509547
Kek, I bet employers love hyper-autists like you who could never possibly function on a team

>what are you, a brainlet??? Jesus Mark the human brain is programmed to understand this shit!

>>59509581
I am a successful member of a team.

>>59496210
kek

>>59501437
This is a pretty good job, they even got the orange-ish reflection of light on his arm and part of his pant-leg, and a bit of blue at the end of the leg.

>>59502072
Gaps don't even really exist in anything less than pure anorexia-tier women, they're just turning their toes inward to shift their thighs around and make a gap appear.

>>59509447
Tell her she's retarded. Laptop is supposed to work, not to look

>>59509516
>>59509557
>>59505180
That's it. /g/ is dead. This place is no better than facebook now. Fuck you.

>>59509516
What the fuck is this shit doing here

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>>59495162

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>>59495331
Cringe a fuck, get cancer and die, faggot.

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>>59510367

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>>59510415

>>59496701
i unironically did this though
>all those chinese hentai images in my bash history

>>59496589
Why is this shit so funny?

This is the best thread on /g/ atm desu lads

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>>59510801

>>59507530
lost

>>59509591
Sure you are :^).

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>>59502487
>Wanting that gap hag

Thanks for the (you)

>>59498633
>>59496100
Just wait until Razer or Corsair makes a mouse with a 256gb SSD inside and 10000 leds and make this a thing. Just fucking wait.

YOU DID THIS.

>>59496189
saved

>>59498633
i can think of a way to make that work, using udev and a network
but who would seriously use it? it'd be funny to confuse someone with, but that's about it

>>59511098
(you)
Here. Now you can hang yourself finally. Cheers.

>>59496675
kek

>>59496701
> tfw can't download pdfs with drag n drop because the browsers use these shitty plugins and always have to browse through half my PC to save them

reeee

>>59497668
> servers go down
That is not my worst fear about this piece of shit.

1) It's a piece of fucking bloated shit.
2) While I thought VOIP + IRC for every dumb fuck would make communities more lively - it doesn't. Nothing changed.
3) They have 999 developers, 9999 servers, yet it's "free". It's shady as fuck.

> inb4 muh 5$ turbocuck premium
Yes, because 0.1% of the users paying 5$ will pay all those devs and shit. Of course, son.

>>59501286
> open hotspot

just gonna leave th is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw3X2ovahA

>>59509890
alright tumblr-whale.

>>59501822
Oh lol. 10/10

>>59509547
TIPS FEDORA M'SIR

>>59511484
is this some shitposter perl script?!
XD

>>59495680
>using ls -al instead of ls -thal
kys

also every fucking pic in this thread is shit

fuck you all

>>59507530
fucking finally lost

>>59507530
Holy fuck, I lost it hard.

>>59503887
see u in Outer Heaven

>>59511148
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>>59511484
stop shitposting

>>59501212
>implying women aren't just honeypot wifi

>>59511148
>>59511170
what the shit is wrong with you?

>>59505180
realplayer doesn't exist for linux

quality bread

>>59496675
>Hahahaja I am; forgein
lost

>>59513235
nice phonepost

>>59513235
The thread is wrong with you?

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>>59513258
>Posting from a desktop in 2k17
>not using clover in 2k17

Get out of your basement and kill yourself

>>59513331
you seem very upset

you should probably leave, take some time to calm down

>>59513333
>buying into the phone jew
no thanks, cuck.

>>59495885
Oh I have an idea for a meme
>why won't Linux boot?
>"that's a brick"
>zoo wee mama

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I love that someone has a folder of facebook tier image macros

>>59511180
Nice autism, take your pills and fuck off.

>>59513632
you know this is against the rules, right

>>59513642
he's mad
and for a reason.
Facebook fags banned, when?

>>59513707
i don't know, but it looks like that fucker sure got banned

he was annoying anyway

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>>59513732
Ikr

>>59496701
Last image should just be replaced with a picture of Richard Stallman

>>59497850
aw, you finally shut him up

>>59496189
Btfo

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>>59501212
Bluetooth requires a stable connection, with permission of both devices.
Wi-Fi can be insecure and can have many devices connected.

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>>59513973

>>59511282
>A Corsair mouse with an SSD in it.
I'd buy it as long as the drive wasn't terrible. Like 80MB/s R/W and I'm sold.
There could actually be a market for shitty flash drive tier storage in the receiver for laptop mice too.

>>59514339
> tfw your mouse becomes a malware carrier

>>59509890
Do you even leave your basement?

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>>59495162

>>59514484
this is 100% legit tho.

>>59514346
>Implying mouse firmware isn't already being exploited by the NSA.

>>59511443

It got funded by some niggers

>>59509950
mom btfo

>>59514511
> tfw mices might be hacking airgapped shit by transmitting data via high frequency noise

Have you seen that latest "hack" where the dude transferred data with the HDD led? Maybe you could turn on and off the sensor at high speed (thus creating a red flicker/data stream), once you detect the user has been away AND it's night or something like that.

>>59514519
I read, but I find that weird. People don't just give money away, that's not how it works. They must have some solid data mining going on, otherwise no one would give them a cent.

>>59496515
why haven't we recreated the movie Hackers IRL with these skyscrapers yet

>>59496701
option+click master race

So I get that younger people are now all about irony, but since virtually every post is now ironic, does that mean they'll eventually come full circle and go back to unironically appreciating things within the context of everything being ironic? Not sure how this works

>>59510367
the implication is that you plug in a keyboard and then press F1... fucking retards

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>>59509591
>releplaying an autistic programmer on an anime imageboard

>>59514484
where

>>59514941
laughing my ass off

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I am unironically enjoying these f*cebook-tier memes

>>59497136
>$500? Who would buy that?
>people bought it

I think the guy just applied common sense to the issue without realizing that no one is acting rationally.

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>>59508201
There's a much better way of checking that.

>>59515599
a what?!

>>59511096
Source?

>>59514743
Because needing a keyboard to boot your computer is so convenient

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DAE?

>>59514690
Is this photoshopped?

These are dank af.

>>59515629
A PERC. PowerEdge RAID Controller.

>>59516094
*CLUNK*
.
.
.
*CLAK*

>>59516151
so how do you lose it?
why do you end up being in a looted supermarket?
Im confus

>>59516043
I agree that it's stupid, but it's not really a humor post unless you make the assumption I was criticizing

>>59516175
Haha :-) Mind if I save that one? I want to share it with my fiancée :-)

>>59516205
>fiancée
pics?

>>59516181
funny how it never did anything

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>>59516205
Have this one too! (: tell him I said hellow!

>>59516205
sharpie in pooper

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>>59516228
Haha :-)

>>59498495
>oh shit waddup

The exact verbal fecal matter I expect to erupt from a razer cuck party.

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>>59516265
More on that?

I'm sad this board became a mix of 9gag, reddit, and facebook.
I miss when phoneposting was not even a thing.

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>>59516521
Ikr

>>59516521
you mean an advertisers paradise?
cause any thread that isn't is sagebombed/spammed with CP.
the mods here are horrendous faggots of unfathomable proportions.

>>59514588
motherfucker. how did I not know this

>>59516907
do you also know about muh ctrl+shift+eject to lock the screen without going into sleep mode while docked at a monitor?

for some reason they don't publish that one on apple.com as far as I can tell

>>59516971
Didn't know either.

honestly this shit has way too many keyboard shortcuts. Would be cool if there was one that let me turn off a monitor in a multimonitor configuration.

>>59509502
ra-

>>59507530
>must be bait

>>59496701
i looked at the image link in your picture

>>59516205
sorry friend, you dont a multi-user license AND your current license is only good for use one 1 machine.

>>59518302
i-is it a v-virus anon?

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>>59516021
me

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>>59518459
Yeah