If operating systems were human,

>bump

buuuump

i want to have sex with a graphics card and a computer processor

>>59481255
Pathetic.

>>59480948
The game is fuck marry kill you faggot.

>Fuck
Gentoo
>Kill
Arch
>Marry
Debian

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>>59480948
ugly plastic skank

>Kiss: Tanya
>Fuck: Tanya
>Marry: Tanya

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>>59481323
>Tanya
Who?

>ugly plastic skank
Better take that back.

>>59481372
ugly plastic skank

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>>59481411
Take..that.....BACK!!! RIGHT NOW!!!

>FUCK
mac os. so sleek and nice but hard to use
>MARRY
windows 7 for ever by my side
>KILL
linux because its useless to me

>>59481323
Too bad she's tainted by nigger cock now ;_;

>>59481442
She isn't.

>>59481440
Look, an example of a proper human being on this board. I'm in shock

Windows XP
>The MILF - Sure she's a little old and outdated by now, but still popular and can hold her own. Might not be aware of the latest and fanciest new technologies, but she tries.
Windows Vista
>The glamour girl - pretty to look at but a little slow.
Windows 7
>The hot nerd - Nice to look at and capable of taking care of herself. All the computer nerds are obsessed with her though so prepare for some competition.
>Windows 8
>The cheerleader - a little too obsessed with mobile devices, thinks PC's are for nerds. Eventually matured a bit but is still a little too much for some people.
Windows 10
>The stalker - She might be kind of attractive on the surface and you might be curious, but she will want to know every detail of your life and is obsessively clingy. Will never give you any alone time, but some guys might be into that.

>>59481497
She is, her bf is black ffs.

>>59481783
BSD
>The slut - Has been around for a while, and let's anyone have their way with her who wants. Sure, most guys give back, but some just like to take advantage of her.
Fedora
>High-maintenance - Her older sisters RHEL and CentOS are high-powered businesswomen and she wants to be like them when she grows up. Obsessed with doing "real work" instead of fun, but also has a love of personal freedom.
Gentoo
>The DIY chick - loves doing everything herself. Likes tinkering and building new things, and can't stand when other people insist on doing the work for her.
Debian
>The political activist - obsessed with freedom above all else, might annoy people who are less ideological. Still has a very friendly and influential personality though.
Ubuntu
>The opportunist - Always looking for deal, a natural saleswoman. values freedom but money as well, willing to work with people she disagrees with. Friendly and welcoming on the outside, you can't help but wonder if she has an ulterior motive when talking to you though.
Arch
>The loner - mostly hangs on on the internet talking on IRC channels, fiercely independent but can seem aloof and arrogant to people that don't know her. Very knowledgeable but can come off as condescending.
Mint
>The teacher - loves teaching others how to do things. A little behind the times, but means well and is always friendly to outsiders. Rumor has it that she has an STD though.

>>59481802
No, it's not.

>>59481783
I always thought windows 10 was into bondage since it owns you.

>>59480948
>Kiss
Win7
>Fuck
Debian sans the SystemD
>Marry
WinXP

buuump

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummkmmmmp

>>59482515
ugly plastic skank

>>59482530
Say...that.....one....more....time....!

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>>59482558
ugly.......plastic.........skank........

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>>59482607
REEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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>>59482607
ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>59482607

bumbumbumbump

>>59482289
>>59482515
>>59481977
>>59481241
>>59481152
>>59482687
>>59482667
>>59482651
>>59482638
>namefag
>bumping incessantly on a slow board
Literally kill yourself. I mean it.

If operating systems were races

>Linux
nigger
>macOS
chink/hispanic/other colored degenerate
>Windows
Aryan

>>59483045
>I mean it.
No you don't.
>>namefag
Problem?
>>bumping incessantly on a slow board
That's the whole point.

>>59483045
/g/ isn't a slow board. it's not the fastest, but definitely not slow. look at /gd/ if you want slow board.

Marry iOS
Fuck Windows
Kill GNU Linux

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>marry
templeos

>fuck
everyone else

>kill
cia niggers

>>59481440
>>MARRY
>windows 7 for ever by my side
https://activeabuse.xyz

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>>59483797

bump :^)

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>>59481241
>>59481152
>>59480948
Aren't you desperate?

>>59481440
>>59481514
>>59484360
and VISTA
is so god damn thicc and curved i will fuck her and then marry her too

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>>59484930
maybe a bit slow but loyal

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>>59483264
>>59483023
>>59482687
>>59482667
>>59482651
>>59482638
>>59482558
>>59482515
>>59482289
>>59481977
>>59481432
>>59481372
>>59481241
>>59481152
>>59480948
Look at this spamming faggot. His kind belongs on Twitter and Reddit, lol baka

>>59480948
with my girlfriend

All of the above: Puppy linux
I enjoy bestiality, good thing Trudeau made it legal
Also stop bumping this gay thread

>>59481432
>>59480948
>>59481372
damn, i must be fapping too much to tranny, these pics of nick minaj (a real XX female rap singer if you can believe) didnt even kill my boner

Fuck macOS
Marry Windows 7
Kill Windows 10

>>59484930
Still dual booting it and 7 :3

>imagine being so lonely you think of operating systems as people

>>59486672
i bet you're not lonely huh

>>59481783
Accurate

>>59481783
wtf i love windows 10 now

>Marry
Windows 7

>Fuck
Windows Vista

>Kill
Windows 10

>fuck
Linux, complicated but so satisfying when you get it to work
>marry
mac, for the money
>kill
windows, too many STDs

>>59484660
FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?

>>59481440
This

Fuck: Antergos.
Marry: Arch.
Kill: SystemDildo.