What is your opinion on the nintendo switch?

>>59471647
>>>/v/

>>59471647
It's a big cellphone being sold as a console, it's shit

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>>59471658
A shitty cellphone someone slower than the 6 year old wii u.

Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes. And you can choose to take or leave it if you please.

It's shit made for retards.

>>59471647
I'm getting one when they get new stock Zelda looks GOAT

>>59471647
I have it, and really regret it because I can't stop playing Zelda.

>>59471678
Just run it on CEMU, you'll get a steady 30FPS at 4K.

I bought one for Botw but I'll sell it after I played it through because I don't like Mario stuff and the other Nintendo exclusives are meh

same as all consoles I dont care, have a pc

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>>59471691
>Just run it on CEMU
ew gross

>>59471691
>he thinks it's working on CEMU
I mean if you want to play the first 5 minutes of the game, sure.

ps3 has no gaems: the console

>>59471691
>you'll get a steady 30FPS at 4K.
you'll also get to fall through the ground every 5 minutes and get a variety of 25 other game breaking bugs ;^)

>>59471704
Kill yourself, you dumb fucking shit stain.

>>59471647
It's shit, dubs will confirm

>>59471704
>>59471708
>>59471711
It will improve like it did on dolphin. Anyway enjoy your 20 FPS eye cancer you retarded sacks of shit.

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>>59471716
no

>>59471717
Double 17s confirm it, it's shit

It will probably end up being a great console, for a few reasons

1. With the Wii U Nintendo still released a bunch of good games, they just weren't as consistent as they usually are and i'm assuming it's because they saw what a failure the Wii U was. There's already a lot of games i'm excited for on it. Mario Oddysey, No More Heroes 3, Xenoblade 2, Splatoon 2, and Shin Megami Tensei 5 along with the new Fire Emblem

2. Regardless of what your thoughts are on the Wii U, Nintendo has been killing it in the handheld department and the 3DS has been amazing. Well since they merged their console and handheld departments, all of their focus will be purely on the switch and so there will be a shit ton of good games to expect.

I have a PC and a PS4, so any multiplats I will probably buy on one of those. But i'm genuinely excited to see what's to come, especially if Breath of the Wild is any indication.

>>59471730
Once again the living proof that all tripfags should receive capital punishment

>>59471730
I can't play it in the park like with a switch

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>>59471716
>>59471730
>wants to play a literally unplayable version of the game
>lashes out when someone says they don't want to
Huh. Really makes you think.

>>59471739
>>59471745
>>59471749
https://youtu.be/AuvqYEy7uCE

Also stop pretending like you manchilds will actually leave your house to play this shitty mountain cumming stimulator.

>>59471795
It could run at a billion fps I still wouldn't do it.

Emulation doesn't feel right

>>59471802
>It could run at a billion fps I still wouldn't do it.
>Emulation doesn't feel right
Yeah because playing it at 20 FPS is so soothing.

>>59471647
It's a cash grab on every front.
The device is barebones, probably requiring an SD card for one of the common use cases to function, the extra controllers cost way more than is reasonable, extra docks cost similarly stupid amounts of money, the online is paid and insanely frugal, it comes with no games, the games are full price...
It's a pipeline between your bank account and Nintendo's.

>>59471795
You would think people who use trips would at least try not to make an embarrassment of themselves.

Or maybe it's the complete lack of self-awareness that leads them to using a trip to begin with.

>>59471795
also bitches love the 'tendo

>>59471647
It's a low res VR screen and VR controllers without the actual VR case included. They will sell that at additional cost in a year and it will be nintendo's attempt at VR.

By that time everybody who bought one at release will have a scratched screen and broken controllers though so they will have to buy a new switch.

>>59471818
it barely fucking matters you silly autist

and ofc it runs perfectly fine in mobile mode :)

>>59471795
tripfag, no one gives a shit

>>59471738
games don't make a console. if that were the case, Nintendo wouldn't have tanked so hard over the years. The games are good. The consoles have been utter shit over and over again and the Switch is no different. You can't use the fucking dock without scratching your screen and the superior alternative, which was just to use a breakout adapter, is actually cheaper to implement. The joycons are barely functional and ship as the main controller. The fucking screen doesn't have a proper protective coating. A huge-ass screen on a mobile gaming device that children are going to use. It doesn't have a protective coating.

But the game carts taste bad so those little shits won't choke on them.

Honestly, I would prefer for Nintendo to tank so that another company can acquire their IP so that I can play things like Zelda and Mario without paying for the plastic shit heaps that Nintendo is peddling. Hell, if Nintendo stopped trying to build these retarded consoles and instead focused on game development and released their games on multiple platforms including PC, they'd be fine.

>>59471882
>Switch is no different

switch is /portable/

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>>59471826
this is probably the truth, that way nintendo can say they have a true VR experience when everybody else will have a much better version.

>>59471823
>>59471835
Dude stfu, nobody gives a shit about you. I see you samefagging while sucking my cock in every thread I'm in.

>>59471824
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>59471834
it gets 20fps in mobile mode too lmfao

>>59471647
Dead on arrival nominee for 2017.

>>59471903
>look anon, I took a shit in my hand instead of the toilet, now I can bring it with me to work

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>>59471928
You must be 18 or older to use this website.

>>59471824
Tru

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>>59471950
that's literally a shit analogy

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>>59471951
So you're a stupid phone poster as well that alternates between chrome and clover to hide his massive samefagging too?

>>59471668
Ayy Mash brother

>>59471647
Low-end tablet that is only getting attention because of its exclusives.

Fucking Nintendo brings all the vgame drones out to buy

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>>59472022
Is that some off brand Marilyn Manson album?

>>59471691
>closed-source

>>59472046
>>59472022
Kek. No, it's from an old tv show that Marilyn Manson really liked.

>>59471647
I like the music they used on the TV commercial

>>59471647
This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

Side-note;
Saw one of Nintendo of America's likely HR people posting a job application request on plebbit, calling for - essentially - forum shills. This was a while before the Switch was released, but at the time I didn't think anything of it because I didn't know jack shit about the Switch. Thread about it on another board is obviously long-gone, but what made anons assume it was from NoA was the fact they were looking for people around Seattle/Redmond, Washington.

Waiting for them to be back in stock. Going to purchase one.

Legit cuestion, implying CEMU will improve with time, is possible that this game runs ever on 60 fps using it? It's one of the most gorgeus and tasty games ever and runs like shit in the native hardware.

>>59471928
Surprised you're still not banned. Should leave /g/ however.

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>>59472699
>however
You mean for your sake or mine? You're not a very nice person are you...

>>59471977
tripfags should be gassed

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How annoying..

Switch = failure

>>59473042
thanks

>>59471647
Launches with only 1 fucking new game, and a port of skyrim. Wii-U disaster all over again. Maybe if I find a Wii-U for $50 I'll catch up on zelda franchises. Enjoy your ports of last gen games, again...

Can you use this thing to read ebooks, youtube, and shitpost on 4chin?

>>59473289
Nope. It was no web browser, or any media applications.

>>59473316
It has a web browser, it just doesn't let you use it for anything other than connecting to wifi. Old iphone vulnerability hack already confirmed as working on it, only user land access for now.

>>59473345
Yea but what I meant is no usable web browser, who cares if that is there if you can't use it.

I'm a teacher who works in a special needs school.

On the day the switch was released, at least 95% of our entire student body, 287 students, were excused from class for the day because they were reported as either sick, at a doctor visit, or needing a break day. All of which are very common, but in the 8 years I've been there we've never had this many students excused in one day.

The day after, we were back to normal attendance. But a very high number of students were talking about their brand new Nintendo Switches that they bought the previous day. Many even brought them to school. We thought, OK. This isn't unheard of. Thousands of students in the district go absent the day a console is launched. It's perfectly normal.

So the day after we get the attendance reports for the rest of the district, we compare it with other console releases over the last 17 years, the farthest we could go back where the first video game console excuses were recorded. We discovered that not only were the number of absent students the lowest they had ever been for a console launch date, but for that day, the entire district saw record attendance across every grade level.

The reply from our head of district policy said it best: "Only literal retards are buying the Nintendo Switch".

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>>59471730
Yeah, and I'll also be able to play it on my PC in the park too.

>tripfags

>>59471647
A console that I have yet to see someone playing it in stand mode. It's a handheld with a hdmi port yet everyone is a shut in who uses it docked.

>>59473941
*ding* *ding* *ding*

>>59471667
It's just a really unoptimized game, I feel like once they finished porting it they just said fuck it to making it run well. It runs just as bad on both wii u and the switch, just in different spots

>>59473279
> Some of those who have seen this lineup have expressed the opinion that the launch lineup is weak.
>Our thinking in arranging the 2017 software lineup is that it is important to continue to provide new titles regularly without long gaps. This encourages consumers to continue actively playing the system, maintains buzz, and spurs continued sales momentum for Nintendo Switch.

>>59473451
kek

>>59473655
It's called a laptop you mongoloid. Switch is as underpowered as a 6 year old laptop.

>>59471647
it's a glorified tablet, shitty res, fps, selection of games. on top of that it has or will have paid online. fuck that shit

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>>59471667
Lmao funny how you even trip to spread disinformation. Both consoles have FPS dips to 20fps in different locations. Its as bad for both systems.

I hope Nintendo stops trying to 'innovate' and their next console is a proper non-gimmicky one with strong hardware

>>59477560
I hope they go bankrupt for good.

>>59477560
>next console
Nah mate this was do or die, replacing both of their product lines and not being able to surpass either.

>>59471882

You wouldn't have Mario Maker on a PS4. Zelda Four Swords Adventures is never made for GameCube.

Nintendo builds its consoles around its games. Granted, they shoot themselves in the foot from time to time with failures like the Wii U and eReader. But the Switch is going to be a good one. I think it's gonna do one thing that PS and XB has never done right - local multiplayer.

As someone who usually loves Nintendo shit, the Switch is just an insult. Nothing more. I was dumb enough to trust them with the Wii U which turned into a failure, now this comes out and they shit the bed a little bit harder.

>>59471691
I thought it was supposed to be 144 fps 4K by now.
Better send more patreon bucks to the creator

>>59471647
*yahooo*
*bonk*
*whaa-whaaa-waahooo*
*whuh*
*okee-dokee*
*oooff*
*ding ding ding*
*boing*
*heeere wee goo*
*boing boing wahoo*

>>59477824
What does the Switch do differently that makes its local multiplayer better?

>>59471647
>Nintendo
Never again.

>>59478048
i HAD TROUBLE HEARING THE BOINGS.

>>59471647
I'll buy one when it's cheaper or packed with some games.
Graphics fags ruin everything.

>>59471691
Filtered.

>>59479013
This is one of the rare times the graphics are a valid argument. No console should ever have worse performance than its predecessor, especially this much worse

Switch is underpowered pos with atrocious build quality. It's shit as home console and japs already moved to phones. Only die hard drones will buy it for zelda and mario.

>>59471647

> plastic screen
> scratched by its own dock
> 2017 CE

>>59479196
Yeah, Nintendo no longer knows how to design shit. I remember buying the original 3DS, that thing does kind of a similar thing: the bottom screen bezel will touch the top screen and since it's smaller, it will leave some dirty marks. All because nintendo couldn't make the bezel a tiny fucking bit lower so it wouldn't touch the screen. Ridiculous.

>>59471647
Plastic touchscreen that scratches easily instead of gorilla glass in 2017.

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If you put it in the holder the screen gets scratched.

when did /g/ become filled with nintendrones?
>i don't wanna emulate, it doesn't feel right :(
>you dumb emulating plebs don't even get to make an embarassment of yourself playing with your toys outside of your house, you jelly?
>i'm gonna buy the switch because it's just so comfy :))))))

>>59480594
Apparently if you put it in the dock with the screen protector in it shrivels up like a shrinky dink

>>59477824
Shilling at a new level

>>59471882
>games don't make a console.
they do but it's not about quality it's about the amount too

>>59477824
What does Mario Maker do that Little Big Planet won't?

>>59471647
If it gets streaming and web browsing in the future, it will be a good travel gaming machine and a good alternative to buying a tablet.
For me the biggest problem with tablets were their uselessness.
What are they good for that a smartphone can't do ?
In a about a year, the switch will offer me a good answer to that.

However, i still won't buy it, with it's numerous other flaws
>charging port on the worst possible space on the device, will need a station dongle to prop up, play and charge at the same time
>limited software support in the future (no third party and what not)
>will probably not allow the viewing of movies i would have on a SD card, so Netflix only and probably even there without downloading episodes for longer travel times
>no voicechat over the device
>proprietary HDMI to USB-C technology, which will make cheap adapters impossible (i don't want to take the dock on travels)
>absolute necessity for screen protector and everything that comes necessarily with that.

>>59480885
a chance of actually coming out

>>59481003
What there's been 3 games, a Modnation Racers reskin, and a game on both of their portables. Level creating, 2D platformers works on Playstation so why wouldn't Mario Maker?

>>59481096
>what is intellectual property

>>59481161
That's true, but not the point of my reply.
Anon I replied to was posting about how Nintendo's system is tailored to the game and said Mario Maker wouldn't work on the PS4, despite LBP being a thing.

Consoles are all about the games.

Relasing with Zelda, and even skyrim is a year away? Just no

I have a ps4. I use it for mostly netflix and hbo, some great exclusives.

My ps4 is for drunk gaming.

I could afford any pc, its just too good. I am an addict.

I wouldn't mind getting one if it wasn't just a $300 3ds

I like it but it needs more games

>>59471647

I like it. Feels like the "future" direction of consoles.
I wish the battery life was better however but it is what it is.

t. switch + PC masterrace

>>59471819
>extra docks

For what purpose?

Nintendo is just a money laundering front for Yakuza involvement.

>>59482236
Different TVs in different rooms

>>59471691
>Just spend days configuring and tweaking and it might work!
I'm at about 40 hours and I've counted about eight different lag examples, usually in forests.

>>59473451
Only rural rednecks and suburban retards voted for Trump
All city people voted for Hillary

>>59478048
What's wrong with fun sounds, anon? I kind of like having them, lets everyone around me know that there's a party going on in my hands.

If it wasn't for Mario and Zelda this piece of shit would be DoA.

Not gonna shit on consoles, at least Sony did an acceptable job with the PS4 at the current price point but the Switch is just a pathetic excuse of a console with multiple weak points by design.

Nintendo knows how to make good games but they know exactly how far they can go with ripping off their customers by selling their overpriced hardware with admittedly good games.

>>59471647
kids toy

>>59478542
I think it makes local multiplayer a priority again. I love the idea of taking my switch to someone elses place and playing Smash Bros. Games like Bomberman (released already) would be great for a console like this. No single player only, online subscription required!

>>59480717
I love Nintendo, man. Let me continue. It's also more accessible to 3rd parties this time around, so people who love their shitty indie titles can carry their shit around.

It'll be funny when XBoner and PS4 start imitating them again like they did in the Wii days. Maybe their next consoles will go the streaming route?

>>59480885
I was thinking in terms of the touchscreen but you make a good point. It could work without it. I can't really speak for LBP becuase I haven't played it. I've heard great things about it though.

>>59483587

If it wasn't for good games, no console would be good.

XB1 would have been a colossal piece of shit if it was all TV TV TV SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS CALL OF DUTY CALL OF DUTY CALL OF DUTY. They needed Halo for that actual first XBox to succeed.

>>59484677
>It's also more accessible to 3rd parties this time around
>shit hardware
>3rd parties
>indie titles
>serious 3rd parties
oh nevermind you're retarded

>>59483360

I didn't. And my vote was worth many more votes than you because I'm in Ohio.

Hillary couldn't lie her way through us.

>>59471647
It's trying to copy a PSP, and failing hard.

>>59484762

Need a new PS4 yet?

>>59484777
>no arguments
spotted the nintendrone
>b-but sony
Last console I owned was a PS2.

>>59484677
Touchscreen would be pretty awful for LBP, actually since material placement isn't limited to blocks on a grid. It's more a kin to painting with your selected material. But from what I've seen, MEME does put blocks on a grid? So it seems more of a fit since even a child could trace their finger through a cm wide row.

honestly think it would be cool on for me to use on the train.. takes me 4 hours a day to get there and back.. but I feel like the battery would not last me and I might feel a bit conscious of using a console in front of people

>>59484808

Better get crackin', that DLC is waiting to be bought. Witcher 4 has 800 awards.

>>59484898
Keep crying drone.

>>59484871

I dunno man, its got like a 3hr battery. 3DS is awesome for that. Lots of good games on that system. Be warned though I don't think it runs at 60fps.

>>59480709
Not a tempered glass one, which is what everyone should be using on mobile devices.

>>59473451
frankly i find it horrible the district policy head uses such demeaning language in a professional environment

>>59484991
the 3DS has a 4 hour battery, really not much better

Carrying a battery pack isn't really a big deal in 2017

>>59484936

Just checked the package, OVER 800 awards. Lot more than Zelda.

>>59485029
Too bad the main character is still shit

>>59485091

Too bad it needs to announce its awards on the box to tell me its good too.

>>59484991
yeah. I have a 3DS. maybe I should dig it out again. There are probably plenty of games I've missed and now they should be ons ale.

I have a launch 3DS, you think its worth upgrading or were the upgrades shite?

Switch is a fucking joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgYM5g_auD0

>>59485141
just checked..

>fire emblem still at £40

this is why people pirate.

>>59485141

I use a 3DS XL, it has a longer battery and feels nicer in my hands. They made a *New 3DS* with added buttons and better materials, but it is not a must-have.

There are a number of outstanding games on the console. Check out Fire Emblem Awakening if you like the mobile game (FE Heroes on Android/iOS, free)

>>59485281

My Fire Emblem game on GameCube is worth $100+ now. They don't reprint them. Look for a digital version on the eShop, sometimes they offer discounts. Might be able to get it for 20.

>>59485180
>handheld device somehow runs worse than a full console
Quite the surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3YY8TUTCb4
it belongs in the trash.

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>>59484765
>Hillary couldn't lie her way through us.
Unlike trump? kek

>>59471647
I'd like to buy it, but it's a expensive Zelda machine and I'd be looked down for expending my money on a Nintendo console at my age by my family.

>>59485591
keep crying

>>59471647
i dig the form factor, handhelds are the only "videogame systems" i'm willing to buy

probably not gonna buy till it has pokemon though

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>>59485705
Keep repeating the same mantra for anyone who disagrees with Trump. Have you thrown out your microwave oven yet, for fear of being spied on?

>>59485857
keep crying

>>59485728
It will only have a main pokemon game if 3DS is cancelled. Considering Nintendo and Pokemon Company have both issued non committal statements on that, they'll just ride out the 3DS for as long as possible. There was something about a job add from pokemon company for switch, but that's probably just to make a spin off title to practice developing for the switch.

>>59474574
t. script kiddie

>>59485459
>handheld
>has fan and heatpipes in it
>when docked melts "official" screen protectors
LMAO

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>>59485868

>>59485002
Union labor, can't be fired.

Time after time Nintendo realeases a console that is years behind the competition. The fanboys need to stop supporting such a sub par company. They would be nothing without their flagships that were originated decades ago (Mario, Pokémon, Zelda, Metroid, super smash bros). What has Nintendo done successfully in the recent past?

>>59486347
t. retard

>>59487239
Wii Sports was a pretty big hit

>>59487239
The issue is that they refuse to sell anything at a loss. Microsoft and Sony are not solely console companies, so they can take a loss on the consoles and make it up elsewhere.
Nintendo refuses to do that and puts out consoles with subpar hardware.

Didn't it just come out that the 'customized' Tegra is literally just a Tegra X1?

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>>59486682

>>59471667
I'll enjoy playing this in four years when it runs properly on an emulator.

>>59487570
>"MITX is so easy to build in!"

said noone ever

>>59487570
that guy never heard of a screwdriver

>>59487937
You can run it at 1080p60/4k30 right now on Cemu.

Pirate the emulator.

>>59487946
lol @ this guy

>>59487570
what an idiot

>>59471647
why the fuck waste money on it when you could just get a wiiU like a normal person

>>59471647
They should have honestly waited another year and have gone with the Ryzen APUs coming out later this year.

>>59480885
>What does Mario Maker do that Little Big Planet won't?
being fun with an actual gameplay and good controls.