UPS, where are you?

At your mom's house, putting the meat to her.

>>59439261
Pulled over on the side of the road, kicking your package back and forth in the back of the truck.

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>>59439266
delet this

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>>59439261
Your package is waiting to be processed.

>>59439261
Fuck you gabe. We ate your chocolate turtles.

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>>59439261
Possibly buried in snow.

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>>59439307
Why you be like this UPS man? What did we ever do to you?

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If only you knew what goes on at the postal center / UPS sorting facilities, you wouldn't buy a single thing online.

>order package
>delivered by UPS
>have to take the entire fucking day off just to wait for my package instead of just going to the postal office and picking it up
This shit company needs to die

>>59439408
I used to work at a Walmart Distribution
Center. Believe me, the things you buy in the stores are handled no better. It all gets literally thrown onto a conveyor from as far away as possible.

>>59439488
There's no escape then

I work at a postal logistics center and the way packages are treated it surprises me that anything gets through.

>>59439439
Pretty sure you can do this with FedEx or have it sent somewhere else.

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literally me when my new build was coming and i hadn't owned a pc in over a year

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longest two weeks of my life