New Iphones next week!

>>59423214

all this babbie shit is getting on my nerves

guess what ... i dont want a water proof phone cause im not a retard who jumps into a pool with a phone in my pocket.

I dont want any company to waste time on making it fall safe with bounce technology becuase im not a retard who drop his electronic meme devices.

I just want the best battery life, performance and best display thats possible. Thats all.

Thanks.

>>59423214
I love the way that every time a new iPhone release comes around people make these fanciful mockups of what the new iPhone will look like but it always ends up being the same shit.

I thought new phones came a couple months before holiday season?

lulz, No not new features that are real, just lies to make people fuck their phones up because they are retarded.

>>59423268
neo-/g/, everyone

>>59423320

oh yeah the old-/g/ wants all these ebin features ... oh wait they are nostalgic about T9 and 90's phones

>>59423332
neo-g has bad reading comprehension and enters threads without understanding the point

>>59423435

shut the fuck up

im not responding properly to an OP who uses "lulz" frequently. I just posted a rant about awful new features completely unrelated to the thread. Just venting m8.

No need to get triggered by everything you see on this board son.

I really just want to see the videos of the aftermath. Watching people fall for horrible things that logic should tell them isn't real is so fun.

>>59423450
I'm pretty triggerred by your stupidity tthough.

>i dont want a waterproof feature because everyone lives in the same environment i do and their house never gets flooded

>i have never dropped an object by accident that was out of my control

Just stop, lulz

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>>59423268
This.

>Big battery
>Big display
>Stereo speakers
>Lightweight android skin
>mSD support

Waterproofing is a fucking meme.
Apple doesnt even cover your warranty for water damage with the iPhone 7. I dont expect Samsung to do it eaither.