It's out

no it's not

Shill thread

>>59410585
Does anyone actually care about this shit?

why are you even using that shit tier os?

>>59410608
I dunno which linux to install

>>59410614
*skidding into thread like kramer* INSTALL GENTOO haha the gentoo meme

What is it?

>>59410614
install TempleOS

>>59410712
cock

Okay, but what IS it?

>>59410585
>It's out
and sadly you're not.
cause if you wuz, you wouldn't be here making shitposts and blatant advertisements

>reversed images search comes up with macbook pro

>>59410585
>chink hand
what kind of shit is this? also, win10? in 2017? gimmie a break.

>>59410809
yeah if you scroll down on the reverse image search, you'd see it's a GPD pocket.

>>59410585
what is this i want one

>>59410603
I would it it wasn't so expensive

>>59410850
I thought it was only $400

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>>59410614

9front

>>59410585

meh just give me a second hand 2011 MBA with Debian. Aw snap. Already got one.

>>59410585
I wouldn't mind an even smaller one that has an ARM chip on it.

>>59410585
>$600 for this chink shit

lmao

>>59411274
>I wouldn't mind an even smaller one that has an ARM chip on it.


Sorry for the issues. Please send an email to [email protected]. Please put "(your pledge ID + your country)" as the email subject, and attach your indigogo order screenshot and the problem of your GPD WIN. We will try to reply to you soon.

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This pocket laptop adopts pure silver CNC precise all-in-one body made of magnesium and alloy, which means that its craftsmanship can be comparable to the MacBook Air. Because of its portability, we believe it will become the first choice for fashion women.

Imagine a scene where a fashionable woman takes a 7-inch laptop from her shoulder bag with a cup of coffee placing next to her. She drinks coffee while gracefully typing the text on her keyboard to chat with the girlfriends. I believe a lot of fashionable women will be crazy to have such a pocket laptop. Otherwise, she needs to carry a bulky MacBook Air.

A Linux engineer drinks coffee while opening Vim to program scripts with Pocket. Isn’t it all fashionable people’s dream?

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As for input, Combined with ergonomics. Our design adopts the chocolate keyboard (plane island keyboard) that has won the highest award of the 2009 German Red Dot Award. Increase the contact area of finger and keycap. This leads to more accurate keystroke and more comfortable keyboard input than that of Surface 3. So it is very suitable for woman’s delicate fingers. At the same time, non-adhesive design also Reduce the rate of wrong input. Compared with a traditional keyboard, both the key process and key spacing of Pocket are significantly improved, increasing the comfort of operations.

is 7 inches big enough for a laptop?

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BackTrack 5r3, Nodezero, BackBox Linux, Blackbuntu, Knoppix STD and other systems, as Linuxes used by white hat hackers for penetration testing, are the most popular and well-known hacker release versions based on Ubuntu. This means that Pocket supports Ubuntu. And at the same time, it may also support these hacker systems. After all, these systems are based on Ubuntu. And the drive of Ubuntu can also be applied to these systems.

For fucks sake. They couldn't put the clitmouse between the GHB keys?

But is it powerful enough to play hearthstone?

>>59410859
$400 for indie backers
$600 in store

>>59411413
Can I install gentoo on it?

>>59411417

why would they do that?

>>59411502

Only Ubuntu based systems, sorry.

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>>59411516
Duh

>>59411400
What is the clit for? Just put a touch screen on it

>>59411575
disgusting, touchpad would be better

>>59410603
Yes, I'm hyped as fuck

>>59410712
A UMPC

>>59411599
0/10

>>59411402
Look at that UI and even try to imagine reading anything on it
it's an absolute meme product for only the most autistic users.

>>59411542
>ubuntu based
I'm pretty sure you mean "Debian based".
Any idea if they use generic ubuntu 16.04 and it is better to compile kernel by yourself?

>>59411607
>I'm hyped as fuck
you need to go back

>>59411643

No, I mean Ubuntu based. We haven't tried recompiling yet. Please send an email to [email protected] for further questions. Please put "(your pledge ID + your country)" as the email subject.

>>59411578
touch screens are not mouse substitutes on a real computer, especially one with that small of a screen

not to mention they're uncomfortable as fuck to use

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>>59411663

>>59411663
I'd have to have been there to be able to go back, anon

what the fuck is this atrocity

>>59411716
A UMPC

>>59410585
Stop shilling your useless device chinknigger.

>>59411578
It has both a TrackPoint and a touchscreen.

>>59411742
Never!

>>59411374

i am sorry this will not ever happen

women do what the conspiracy tells them to do in advertising

>>59411742
>useless device
Show me a usefull one.

>>59411413

backtrack is so 2012 friendo

>>59411417
>>59411575

>mfw i just realised the clit is in GHB

>>59411892
Any laptop with a screen larger than 11" is useful unlike this screenlet.

>>59411934
>a screen larger than 11"
You want me to carry a bag for it?

>>59411934
Can't put a laptop in my pocket.

>>59411934
Where do you go without a bag where you need a Windows laptop?
That you can fit it in a pocket doesn't make it more useful when a smartphone exists.

>>59412003
>That you can fit it in a pocket doesn't make it more useful when a smartphone exists
It does when I don't want to use a cellphone OS and programs made for cellphones.

>>59411934
Mind you, I'm ( >>59411945 ) not asking specifically for a laptop, any computing pocket device will do (shouldn't be a phone).

>>59410585
>nipple is at the bottom instead of the middle

T R A S H

>>59410585
My mipad2 has Windows10 and runs on Intel x86 and 2 GB RAM. It is faster than my i5 desktop.

What's so special about this retarded shit device? Why is that keyboard necessary? Nobody is going to use that, coders/people with jobs will get better laptops. lol

Your shit is not optimal for media consumption nor it is to get anything done. kys nigger

>>59412025
>What's so special about this retarded shit device?
It has a keyboard.
>Why is that keyboard necessary?
Without it, it would just be a shitty tablet.
>Nobody is going to use that
I am.

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>>59411400
>chocolate keyboard

>it's not a tablet with a slide out keyboard

feels bad man

>>59412028
>I am.
therefore I must shill this

>>59412079
>liking a commercial product makes you a shill
epik meme

>>59412090

kendyzhu pls

>>59410585
that thing is tiny my eyes would pop out but kudos if you can bear it

>>59412137
>I must only use 1920x1280 on such small screen

>>59412150
He didn't say anything about resolution

>>59410585
but why is the track point in the wrong spot?

>>59411542
>>59411502
you fukn dumb? you can install gentoo on anything

>>59412211
Let's see it running on a Genesis

>>59410585
What can i use it for? Coding? too small Web? Too small. Everything will be hardcore eye rape on such tiny screen.

>>59412219

What is that>

>>59412247
A better question is how old are you?

>>59412150
fucking edgy chink shills kys

>>59411922
>This kills the raver.

>>59412137
>>59412244
change the default theme

>>59410585

600 dollars
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>>59412262
24

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>inb4 faggots who are pissed off will start to impersonate chink shitheads who are literary shilling

>>59410585
>useless as a proper computer compared to any decent laptop and useless as an ultra portable device compared to any modern smartphone.

No thanks.

>>59412344
I'd better buy a zenbook with nvidia to learn CUDA, it's cheaper.

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>>59410585

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what kind of a retard would pay $600 for a fucking tablet with a keyboard that costs $80 to manufacture?

I mean fuck, the HP stream tablet had 32gbs storage, 2GBs ram, and a quadcore atom. I paid $60=tax for it BRAND NEW.

>>59410585
>It's out
brb buying one, everyone knows early adopters pull mad pussy.

>>59412485

but your HP doesn't have this:

>>59411400


checkmate hater!

>>59412485
>what kind of a retard would pay $600 for a fucking tablet with a keyboard that costs $80 to manufacture?
keep in mind they begged for $200K and got $2M

The keyboard looks a little uncomfortable in my opinion.

what the fuck, now there's a thread about the gpd win too

marketing department on the loose?

>you can buy x200 for 300$ and less

>>59412485
>I mean fuck, the HP stream tablet had 32gbs storage
versus 128 GB
>2GBs ram
versus 8 GB
>and a quadcore atom.
well, okay, quad 1.6GHz here, too
>I paid $60=tax for it BRAND NEW.
grats
source on specs: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/gpd-pocket-7-0-umpc-laptop-ubuntu-or-win-10-os-laptop--2#/

>>59412485
>>59412799

Except not every quad core is equal.
The HP tablet only had a Atom Z3735F, it's far far far weaker then the x7 Z8750 inside this.
Graphics wise too.

The cheapest tablets right now with the same SoC are over 200 bucks, going over to 400 for decent ones, like MS Surface.

>>59412823
>The cheapest tablets right now with the same SoC are over 200 bucks, going over to 400 for decent ones, like MS Surface.
this is 600 bucks tho

>>59412884
This is a useless gimmick anyways.

I was commenting about the SoC and not if this thing is worth it.

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POO IN THE LOO
https://youtu.be/mfegLXkDSjE

>>59410585
I'd take a GPD Win over this any day.

Literary a laptop that's slightly bigger is a better idea then this. Don't know what they where thinking.

>>59412949
Looks Moroccan though

>>59413050
SAND IN THE LOO

if ill ever buy a laptop ill make sure it has a big screen just in case ill watch movies with it.
otherwise a phone or a tablet will do, there is no inbetween for me

>>59412537
>believing chinks
it's probably some marketing trick to make you buy it, no way they got 2 million

SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS

>>59411693
Brehs

>>59411693
t h i c c

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>>59410636

>GPD Win
>$350
>it's basically the best handheld gaming device available on the market right now
It's reasonably expensive, serves a function, and is appealing to a certain market niche: it makes sense as a product.

>GPD Pocket
>$600
>it's basically a laptop that isn't as usable and functional as a laptop, just for portability sake
It's a stupidly expensive product that serves no purpose, and God knows who finds this thing appealing: it just makes no sense.

>>59410585
Would maybe be worth it if the trackpoint was between G,V, and B just like every other goddamn one, but splitting the spacebar like that is just stupid.

>>59410585
400 for a fucking atom?

This should be 200 at best.

There are some really cheap x86 quad core atom tablet with IPS screen for less than 100 usd.

Can't be that expensive to add keyboard, more ram and bigger ssd.

>>59412485
Got any better options for a UMPC with modern specs?

>>59412685
>you can buy an older, larger, heavier, and more common device for a lower price
what a shock

>>59412884
It's also not a tablet.

>>59413939
The really cheap chink tablets also have worse SoCs. An Intel Atom ≠ an Intel Atom. And it's a unique device with a premium price because it can have that price. You can't say oh that's too pricey, I'll just go buy that other VAIO P clone. You either buy this or you don't get one.

>>59410614
Ubuntu or debian gnome

>>59414681
>with a premium price because it can have that price.

kys

>>59413069
kek

>>59414738
Why? It's true, they have no competitors. You either buy their UMPC or you spend marginally less for a used decade old one.

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>>59414681
>Intel Atom ≠ an Intel Atom

>>59411447
it should be $200
anyone that pays more is dumb

>>59414773
>what are different models

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too bad i can't afford it

>>59414769
>You either buy their UMPC or you spend marginally less for a used decade old one.

jej

show me a $500 decade old UMPC

>>59414843
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=UMPC&_dcat=177&rt=nc&_mPrRngCbx=1&_udlo=500&_udhi

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>>59414681
>The really cheap chink tablets also have worse SoCs. An Intel Atom ≠ an Intel Atom.


also "quad-threading" =/= "quad-threading"

>>59414895
I don't see how that's remotely relevant. It says nothing about the Pocket's SoC in comparison to $100 tablet SoCs nor did I ever say anything about SMT

>>59414773
It's true though, I don't find the device useful myself, but the last high end x7 Atoms are really good for what they are worth.

>>59414880
they're not a decade old, also they have 3G and bluetooth.

>>59414942
>the last high end x7 Atoms are really good for what they are worth.
I hope you mean good as in battery life, because their performance is shit.

>>59414966
>they're not a decade old
You're reaching new levels of autism. My point is that this is the only remotely modern UMPC that's out, and that if you want something like it you're going to pay a similar price for something far older or you're going to buy the Pocket.
>they have 3G and bluetooth
WWAN's pretty pointless when you've already got a phone. It does have Bluetooth though.

>>59410585
How much?

>>59414993
They're processors for handheld devices on par with a Core2 Duo Extreme Edition, that's anything but shit.

>>59415010
$400 for pre-order, $600 in store

>>59410585
>those tiny ass control keys
>capslock touching A
>cramped punctuation keys
>has delete key instead of using Shift+backspace like a normal person
>Fn Ctrl

Holy fuck am lafferino.

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>>59415019
>They're processors for handheld devices on par with a Core2 Duo Extreme Edition, that's anything but shit.

uh oh

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>>59415086
What?

>>59415112
>GPD chink shit better than a X6800
>X6800 Launch Date: Q3 2006

I'm impressed lmao

>>59415138
I dunno I just grabbed a random C2Extreme and compared it. Didn't give a shit about finding the absolute latest model. Point is it has Core2 Duo performance, which is pretty damned good in a handheld.

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>>59415019
>$400 for pre-order, $600 in store

>>59412011
That's what rdp, vnc, ssh, telnet, silver light, bawks, chroot, etc are for. There are so many solutions to that problem that it may as well not even exist.

>>59415153
Let's see some cheaper alternatives

>>59415004
>WWAN's pretty pointless when you've already got a phone.
in 2017 a UMPC is pretty pointless when you've already got a phone

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>>59415086
>>59415112
tfw throwaway tier mobile cpu shits on your hardware with 10% of the power draw.

>>59415168
>Let's see some cheaper alternatives for this useless flimsy gadget

>>59415164
Or I could just use a real OS instead of circumventing the limitations of trying to use my cellphone as a computer.

>>59415171
If you don't have a use for one, then don't buy one. It's not rocket surgery.

>>59415194
I see you can't find any.

>>59415171
Don't have a smartphone.
Checkmate, atheists.

>he has a smartphone
>he communicates with people
lmao, you fucking angiopastry

>>59415201
>a real OS

say what

>>59415201
Quit shilling, how often do you NEED a desktop program during your day to day life? If you NEED one that often, get a real laptop, if it's only occasionally, then use your phone. This device doesn't even fit into a microniche.

>>59415230
Not a cellphone OS like Android, a desktop one like Ubuntu or Windows.

>>59415247
Often enough to want this. Again, if you don't have a use for it then don't buy it. It's a niche platform, it's not like anyone is expecting it to replace smartphones or laptops or anything. It's simply there for people like me who want it.

>>59415184
Why the fuck are you comparing it to a c2d? The c2d was around a little bit before dirt, I'm pretty sure, so of course it's slower. You've got to be the dumbest pajeet I've ever interacted with.

>>59415248
>Ubuntu
>Atom

also

>no LTE support
>600 bucks

>>59415262
And you'd be better off getting an 11 inch laptop. Better performance, better battery, runs cooler, and you get a real keyboard, with wrist rests built in!

>>59415272
>Ubuntu
>Atom
What's your point?
>no LTE support
In a world where everyone already has an LTE hotspot in their pocket in the form of a phone, why does anything else need a cellular connection?

>>59415287
You'd be better off not thinking you know what's best for me better than I do.

>>59415248

I guess you never installed Windows10 or Ubuntu on a shitty cpu then. It barely fucking boots m8 everything is slow as fuck.

>>59415287
Also a matte screen,. And don't pretend like you don't need a wrist rest, "cause you primarily use the mouse" cause then you'd be better off with a trackpad. "Oh, but much touchscreen" smartphone would be better. This device is useless.

>>59415262
I must say, you're a really good shill: seriously, I congratulate with you. Keep up the good work.

>>59415301
Lol, so now you're carrying two devices, which combined is larger than an 11" laptop. So yes, I DO know better, apparently.

>>59415263
Why do you insult me if you clearly haven't passed your elementary reading comprehension classes?

Can you tell me what makes you /v/edditors so angry and why are you always a pain to interact with?

>>59415301
>In a world where everyone already has an LTE hotspot in their pocket in the form of a phone, why does anything else need a cellular connection?

>it needs a phone for an internet connection

kek

>>59415301
>why does anything else need a cellular connection?
Tethering is really expensive because providers are really jewish.

>>59415323
Hahaha, I've literally never been to V, and the last game I played was skyrim, waaay back when. But I can make a similar comparison: "WOW 2017 FORD TAURUS SO MUCH FASTER THAN FORD MODEL T! AMAZING!"

>>59415346
>V
Pls go and stay go

>>59415323

>sells overpriced overheating gook trash

>why are you [projected audience] always a pain to interact with?

>>59415302
I've used Windows 8 on worse processors.

>>59415309
>Also a matte screen
That'd be nice
>And don't pretend like you don't need a wrist rest
That'd also be nice but is impractical in a pocketable device.


>>59415321
I'm not even a shill, I'm just arguing against dumbasses who think that anything they don't want shouldn't exist.

>>59415322
Phone + UMPC is definitely smaller than an 11" laptop. Regardless an 11" laptop would also require a backpack while I can just toss this in my pocket.

>>59415334
Why do you want two cellular bills every month when you're only ever using one connection or the other?

>>59415336
Get a better carrier. I practically only use my phone's data for tethering and don't even need to do anything to circumvent fees like using PDANet, I just use the OS's built in tethering option.

>>59410585

600 DOLLARS AND NO LTE/WWAN SUPPORT

600 DOLLARS

NEEDS A 802.11 HOTSPOT

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>>59415372
Exactly! See this COULD have filled a single use case: nvidia game stream. You COULD have used it as a "handheld" PC gaming device, like a gameboy or some shit, BUT IT DOESNT SUPPORT LTE! You missed your mark, GPD. Try harder next time.

>>59414993
The performance is the best you can have for it's size.

>>59415368
>Get a better carrier.
I don't know from where you are, but in my country all carriers available impose the same terms, in this case tethering is something you're not allowed to do unless you pay.

>>59411374
MacBook air?

>>59415346
calm down buddy

>>59415399
>You COULD have used it as a "handheld" PC gaming device
They have already made the GPD Win

>>59415368
>I can just toss this in my pocket.

>a phone in another pocket because no LTE

>a battery pack in case the phone dies because it's being used intensively as a hotspot and does't have a 7,000 mAh battery, in another pocket

AHAHAHAHA

>>59415445
>two devices in two pockets and a nonexistent battery pack
Wow, what a terrifying concept. Besides, it's not like if it did have LTE I wouldn't carry my phone. I'm not getting it to be a phone, I'm getting it to be a computer.

I'd rather a Pyra, if EvilDragon wasn't so unreliable with building and shipping them.

>>59415368
>>59415368
>I'm not even a shill, I'm just arguing

>>59415500
>pointless greentext

>>59415429
Try playing dota, LOL, kerbal space program, or the other %99 or PC games that play like ass with a controller.

>>59415368
fuck off kendyzhu

>>59415466
In the age of minimalism, I only want my phone, and keys in my pockets. In a lot of those EDC threads, people show a bag, which would easily carry a laptop.

>>59415582
What's that?

>>59415608
Congrats, I'm not a minimalist.

>>59415623
So carry a bag, and out useful things in it. (IE, not this heap)

>>59415630
>I'm totally a minimalist xD
>lol just get a bag for your laptop and carry that around with your phone
Or I can not carry a bag and carry the things I want to carry (such as this device) in my pockets

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>>59415648
Ah, the old "misinterpretation" technique. I don't carry a bag, I use my pockets. On the other hand, you said yourself that you were NOT a minimalist, but now you say you'd rather not use a bag and have stuffed pockets? You know, I used to do that when I was in middle school. Pretty cute if you ask me. Have fun, buddy.

What are the chances of the battery being complete trash

>>59415575
The joystick can be used like a big trackpoint, with the rear buttons binded like LMB and RMB.

>>59415711
It's not like there are just two extremes, carrying as little as possible and carrying as much as possible. I choose to carry the combination of devices that I find to suit me best. A laptop in a backpack does not fall under this category, a little UMPC that slips in my pocket does though.

>>59415742
Alright, fine. Explain to me a scenario where this would be preferred over a laptop, and a phone with remote connection. Also please help me understand your use case where you do it so often as to not want to use remote connection, but not often enough to use a laptop.

>>59415773
>Explain to me a scenario where this would be preferred over a laptop, and a phone with remote connection
Skating 40 miles
>Also please help me understand your use case where you do it so often as to not want to use remote connection
Why would I waste data on things I can do locally?

>>59415806
>Skating 40 miles

A phone would still be better, since its made to, you know, be used while being HELD, where this device was designed to be placed on something.

>Why would I waste data on things I can do locally?

What are you doing?

>>59415833
I'm not talking about using wit while skating, I'm talking skating 20 miles, using it, then skating 20 miles back. I'd rather have this thing in my pocket than a 4lb laptop or even a 1lb UMPC in my backpack. Plus if I bail this thing's far more likely to survive than a laptop
>What are you doing?
Browsing and programming

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>>59415884
You actually want to code with this thing? You know what, just go have gun, kiddo. I know you're underaged, because a professional coder not only would prefer a laptop, but also would have enough money for a car, or at least a bicycle with a pannier bag.

>>59415934
>You actually want to code with this thing?
Yeah, I don't mind using an odd layout. Shouldn't take more than a few days to adjust to it.
>I know you're underaged
But that's wrong.
>would have enough money for a car, or at least a bicycle with a pannier bag.
Who said I didn't have a car and a bike?

>>59411400
>Surface 3
ok. But what about the Surface Pro 4 island keyboard? I bet it feels like shit compared to that.

>>59411427
yes

>>59415979
>Small screen, squint at text all day, and increase eye strain
>Underpowered as fuck CPU with 4 threads, for maximizing compilation times
>No palm/wrist rests, to get carpal tunnel from so much typing
>Small semicolon
>Small backspace
>No dips or nubs on the F or H keys
>Glossy screen
>Shit battery, I guarantee it
>Compact design, for minimal key travel
>GAIZE IM GONNA CODE WITH THIS

This, literally, is the LEAST practical device for coding, aside from a touchscreen only device.

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what is this shit?

>>59415575
Work great, your point?

>>59415979
>Shouldn't take more than a few days to adjust to it.
God you're retarded. And like you all those who think "well I'll just get used to it". It's the tool that has to adjust to the user, not the contrary. If you need something to work with, you want something that you can use immediately and doesn't get in the way of your work.

>>59416102
Gr8 b8

>>59416084
>Small screen, squint at text all day, and increase eye strain
I'm not blind. I currently use a 4.5" UMPC all the time.
>Underpowered as fuck CPU with 4 threads, for maximizing compilation times
It's not like I'm writing anything huge, I'm just learning
>No palm/wrist rests, to get carpal tunnel from so much typing
Autism
>Small semicolon
Like I said, it's an odd layout. Won't take long.
>Small backspace
See above.
>No dips or nubs on the F or H keys
Autism
>Glossy screen
Valid complaint
>Shit battery, I guarantee it
As long as I can get 5 hours, which I'm sure it'll be capable of, I'll be satisfied.
>Compact design, for minimal key travel
Well I'm not expecting it to be the best keyboard.
>GAIZE IM GONNA CODE WITH THIS
Yes.

>>59416108
Well sure, but how many other VAIO P clones do I have to choose from?

>>59416091
Shills at full force. At this point everyone on /g/ know their products, youtube is full of reviews, hell even that Linus fag has done a review on it (and it wasn't very praising).

I like the Win, as a product (I'll never buy it), but this last one is just plain retarded.

>>59416174
They should've made a gaymurless Win instead of a small laptop

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>>59416140
You've got a lot to learn, buddy. Coders are typists first, coders second. Some of them buy fancy, expensive keyboards, with exotic switches, just to improve the feeling of the typing, cause it improves productivity so much. Also, hilarious that you mention layout again, and say "you'll get used to it" when depending on your language, semicolon is the single most used key, and let's not even get started on the placement of the squiggle bracket keys.

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>>59412949
muslims aren't pajeets retard, they're lower.

>>59416193
>Some of them buy fancy, expensive keyboards, with exotic switches, just to improve the feeling of the typing, cause it improves productivity so much
I've had a mechanical keyboard for years. Don't mind switching to shitty scissor switches for a few hours a day.
>Also, hilarious that you mention layout again, and say "you'll get used to it" when depending on your language, semicolon is the single most used key
Semicolon is rarely used in my language and I'm pretty sure squared and curly brackets aren't even used.

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>>59416257
>Semicolon is rarely used in my language and I'm pretty sure squared and curly brackets aren't even used.

>>59416303
What?

>>59416311
Scriptkiddie pls go

>>59416336
I'm not a scriptkiddie.

>>59416257
>Semicolon is rarely used in my language and I'm pretty sure squared and curly brackets aren't even used.

fucking retard

>>59416370
Since when is being right retarded?

>>59416311
>>59416303
You know, it might actually be good for an interpreted language baby.

>>59416390
I'm not using an interpreted language.

>>59416388
You're not retarded, you're just a script kid nothing

>>59416388
what language is that?

>2 mouse buttons

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>>59416257
>Semicolon is rarely used in my language and I'm pretty sure squared and curly brackets aren't even used.

600 DOLLARS AND NO LTE/WWAN SUPPORT

600 DOLLARS

NEEDS A 802.11 HOTSPOT

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>>59410585
>wangblowsOS
>meme size

what's out exactly? that you're a homo shill?

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>>59416257
>Semicolon is rarely used in my language and I'm pretty sure squared and curly brackets aren't even used.

>>59416412
I'm simply a man that's learning to program.

>>59416414
Fortran 77

>>59416433
>>59416458
What?

>>59416436
Are you just going to spam that hourly or something?

>>59411400
>Fn is on far left and not ctrl
Not gonna be buying this garbage, sorry.

>>59416257
>Semicolon is rarely used in my language

> my language

>therefore, you don't need it

>>59416495
I never said it would suit your needs.

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>>59416466
>Fortran 77

How's it feel knowing that you're an outcast even to the functional programming elitists?

>>59416509
Or your employer's needs

>>59416114
Oh, show me yours, I want to see.

>>59416520
It's not like I'm going to stop at Fortran 77, it was merely the easiest language for me to start with. Plus most of the things I'm writing and/or intend to write are math oriented so using a language made for math was appealing.

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>in the ''''current year'''''' most keyboard still have the windows logo on the super key

>>59416559
Stop posting

>>59416585
Why?

>>59416559
Learn to use Mathematica or MatLab if those are your needs, but I guess that those programs will never run on such a piece of chink garbage.

>>59416458
to be fair, if your grammar spec depends on semicolons for anything other than one-lining multiple statements, your grammar is shit.

>>59416601
No, I want to learn Fortran.

>>59416626
You will never (ever) make any money from FORTRAN. Also, you will never code anything that other people use, and judging by your idiocy, you will never code anything that hasn't already been coded better already, in a more convenient system.

>>59416626
Free country. If you're really into this kind of shit you can also learn how to code in exadecimal.

>>59416662
>You will never (ever) make any money from FORTRAN.
Where did I say I intended to?
>Also, you will never code anything that other people use
See above.
>in a more convenient system
Again, I'm not stopping at Fortran 77. I'm starting with it.

Besides, I want to write software on the PDP-11 I've recently gotten access to. I already know some Fortran, and I know it has f77 installed

>>59416711
>Where did I say I intended to?

Yeah, whatever, cop out

>Again, I'm not stopping at Fortran 77. I'm starting with it.

And eventually you'll reach a language with brackets

>Besides, I want to write software on the PDP-11 I've recently gotten access to. I already know some Fortran, and I know it has f77 installed

Fair enough, but you're still going to hate coding on this chink shit.

>>59416781
>Yeah, whatever, cop out
You can't seriously think I intended to make a living off learning Fortran 77.
>And eventually you'll reach a language with brackets
And I'll deal with that when I have to
>Fair enough, but you're still going to hate coding on this chink shit
We'll see

>autistic screeching over one guys """"coding"""" Hobby
Never change /g/

>>59410593
/thread

>>59411447
That's just bait and switch, GPD Win was 300$ on kickstarter and they said it would be 500$ for the regular market. It' going to be the same orice as the Kickstarter campaign.

>>59417609
We're discussing the Pocket, not the Win.

>>59414895

apple btfo

>>59417629
Same company, same strategy. It will be 400$.

>>59414895
>1920x1200
>7"
How's Ubuntu with scaling?

>>59417671
bretty good

>>59410585
Cool. I personally like very small laptops more than UMPCs. If I want to do anything involving the internet then I'll sit down and use something larger than a UMPC with a full keyboard instead of a keyboard designed to be used with your thumbs (or worse, a touchscreen keyboard). Doing things on the internet in short bursts when you have the time with a handheld device just isn't enjoyable and people doing so has had a massive negative effect on online discussion.

>>59417609
Giving people who took the risk giving early funding to a project a discount is not bait and switch.

>>59417744
They didn't get a discount, they sold it for 300$ after the campaign. GPD probably didn't even need Kickstarter money at all, it's just easy advertising for a small Chinese company that would otherwise have barely any exposure in western countries.

>>59417791
It's main sales are still in China itself anyways.

>>59410585
>all that keyboard space wasted
>windows 10
>in chinese
people have made better laptops using the raspberry pi

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>>59410585
>>59411400
>>59411516
THE REASON THE TRACKPOINT IS BETWEEN GHB ON THINKPADS, ELITEBOOKS, LATITUDES, LIFEBOOKS, ETC IS SO THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS FROM THE HOME ROW

>>59418396
Not true

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>>59410585
AYYYYYYYY

>>59418460
Lies

What's the benefit of getting this over the GPD Win (aside from probably new hardware in the Pocket)?

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>>59418460
Of course it's true, the Trackpoint is placed in a way that is meant to minimize overall fingermovement.

>>59418779
>you will never have a modern phone like that

fucking kill me

>>59410585
Since when could Windows run on ARM?

>>59418878
It's runs on an Intel Atom chip Anon, read the fucking thread.

>>59410636
Ur gay

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Bring back the tiniest Thinkpad!

>>59418878
It's not ARM

it looks like some retarded gadget from 1995
kek

>>59418604
No new hardware. Same exact SoC.

GPD Win is a gaming device and not your Loonix looney bin.

>>59410585
>12 hour battery life
Yeah right

>>59419887
running mostly the same hardware as the win, which gets around 8 hours shitposting, I see why not, being a larger device then the win

>>59415164
>Implying I have internet all the time
chrooting into a system is stupid as shit. I've done it with a few distros and I've got Kali nethunter on my Nexus 7, it's not fun.
Also, how are you going to run things such as GNURadio or other GUI programs on a phone? Even with VNC it's going to be a pita.
It's also nice to have a pocket sized device that can handle usb devices properly (like wifi cards, TAN devices, rtl sdr, etc.). Coming from the openpandora (whose only problem for me is the small screen resolution, it can't even display half the settings windows) I'm probably going to replace my laptop with this.

>>59411374
>>59411400
>>59411413
Will it be possible to dual-boot?
How far will the display be able to tilt back? As it shows on the pictures, it won't tilt back 180 degrees by design, or will it?

>>59410585
Not so much a release as an escape.

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>>59410866

This for maximum memeage

A laptop for ants?

>>59420256
No, for womyn

>>59411693
why does she only have pictures and no actual vids? there are actual pictures of her sucking dick while getting fucked from behind, so why not make a vid out of it?

>>59411413

That horrifying photoshop

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>>59410585

looks retarded

OLPC much

>>59415263
Be careful your bike doesn't have brakes on that backpedaling

>>59410585
>not apollo lake
>not ddr4
>not oled
>$1000
why would i buy this pos over a $300 11" notebook

>>59412219
>>59412247
https://youtu.be/W3C4alnTcTI
You're the newfag.

>>59421184
because shills on /g/ it's cool

>>59420546
it's not a nigger laptop tho

those were specifically made for dumb poor africans

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Circa 2008 using this futuristic technology called bluetooth

Any phone you want and therefore any budget you want
portable in a real sized pocket and not a coat jacket
foldable and not some shitty meme keyboard with half the buttons in awkward places to meet the size requirement
root and dual boot linux distro


But you fucking losers keep circlejerking over these meme portable machines that only get 300-500 units made then always go bust.

>>59422675
can't do enough shitposting from a converted smartphone

>>59422675
that's a pretty cool keyboard senpai.

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>>59419076

Holy.... I need more

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Windows 10, huh?


No thank you.

>>59422675
I'd rather not need a keyboard in addition to my device. Plus then I'd need Bluetooth on all the time.

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im on the gpd win as we speak, I use it daily. so worth 300$

>>59416216
Yes they are... Do you not know what Pakistan is and why they even became a country? They are Muslim Indians.

It looks painful to use...

>>59425318
fuck off achmed

>>59410585
you're gonna have one hell of a time trying to get support from the chinks when your device inevitably shits itself 1 month and 1 day later.

>>59425466
>what are resellers

>>59411413
>you can't even read the texf