I've got 35K unread emails, guess what I do for a living ?

>>59408612
Phish

>>59408612
Post your e-mail address on every website, like a retard, and get spammed?

>>59408612
>guess what I do for a living ?
you rent hookers? deal drugs?

>>59408622
>>59408672
Nah, the amount of emails is relevant to my line of work.

I last cleared my inbox completely on January 1st

>>59408612
Steam support?

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>>59408612
>reddit app

>uber
>soundcloud

probably something plebtier like making tons of clickbait youtube videos for ad revenue

>>59408612
Personal Assistant

>>59408612
panhandle

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>>59408692
ToiOS shill on /g/ then it is

>35,000 emails
>iOS
Gay scort.

>>59408612
>reddit
>uber

Either prostitute or apple support.

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>>59408860
>Gay
he'd have android if he was gay. android is by gays for gays.

google even sells official gay android t-shirts in their store and even has an official gay pride android app!

>>59408612
Some kind of abuse/support for a sizeable company

>>59408949
>Apple isnt gay, Google is gay

I think you should lurk moar, newfriend.

>>59408700
I guess you're the closest.

I help one of the really big gaming youtuber's manage his YouTube and gaming tutorials support.

That also means having to look through YouTube comments linked to his videos. Half those emails are just YT comments

Long but I never have to leave my house to do this and it's decent pay.

>>59408977
i think you should face reality. memes have made you retarded. google's the biggest employer of gay people in the world. they even have a team of SJWs who are working on killing 4chan.

>>59408612

You must be my area manager who never replies to fucking anything. Asshole.

>>59408612
Suck off punks under the queensboro bridge for ten dollars a man

>>59408612
>iPhone
Take dicks up the ass?

You have TERRIBLE choice of applications. I rarely say that.

Based on your shit taste and ugly wallpaper I'll assume you do something in the online entertainment industry that's probably morally questionable but you don't care because you have nothing else going for you and you use it as an excuse.

Meanwhile, you find that creating threads on an anonymous imageboard to humble brag about your seemingly successful life gives you validation but you can't keep running away from the fact that nothing else is going on in your life and all you want is someone to love you. Sadly, you don't even love yourself and will end up marrying a gold digger and will end up more shallow than you are now.

Just a guess. I'm not good at these.

>>59408612
IT administration

>>59408703
>projecting this hard
>on /g/

>>59408984
Why you are spacing like a retard? You're not even writting long paragraphs.

You work at a company where every thread is reply all?

>VSCO
My girlfriend uses this you fucking loser.
>Wordswag and bitmoji
Youre a 16 year old female full time student

>>59414594
never heard of any of them, or most of what's on OP's launcher and couldn't guess what they do
then again, i'm not a teenager

>>59408612
I have old emails that i had registered on a lot of websites, now when i check it i have thoundsands of spam emails

>>59408949
Aaaaand the thread is derailed.

Are you my physics professor who doesn't read my emails?

>>59408949
The things I'd do to that asian booty on the right, dayum thicccc

>>59408612
Youtuber?

>>59408612
Manage SCOM

>>59414538
Not him but it looks nicer like that.

>>59414484
You would be destroyed if you were on /tv/.

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I have 225 unread AIM messages. Guess what I do for a living

>>59418731
Absolutely nothing

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>>59408984
>>59418658
Make like a tree...

>>59418731
Journalism

>>59408612

IT

>>59412807
no, he uses an iphone. not in a technology field

>>59408612
I have 63k unread mails and I'm borderline NEET

>>59418731
Finance