Hello. i am calling from windows technical department. we have

>>59395589
Omg how do you know this,are you cia nigger?

>>59395589
Okay """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""John""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>59395596
he's obviously a cia poojeet

>>59395589
Oh good I'm so glad you've called. I was getting worried about it. can you fix it/ What do I need to do?

>>59395589
That's impossible, good sir.
I don't have a computer.

>>59395589
i thought this shit had ended till some clueless wagonwheel "calling from NBN" (note not NBN Co, Telstra, etc) rang work, grilled the poor woman so hard she hung up on me.

Phishing for that idiot that knows nothing has the possibility backfiring i guess.

oh boy time to look up event viewer and get told i have all the viruses!!!!

>>59396279
The progress bar downloading all the viruses is topkek.

>>59395589
the macbook with retina display dies not have this problem

>>59395589
just talk very silent for a while and then suddenly either play loud music or scream into the speaker.
with a bit of luck you'll even damage their hearing.

>>59398278
>not doing a 12kHz sine wave into the phone after some talk with the poojeet
>not blasting an air horn at various points of the call
It's like you haven't even watched Archer

>>59395589
But I'm using Loonix

>>59395589

>Load my gentoo VM
>Give them access
>Pajeet poos himself

When this happened I thought my mom had called Microsoft earlier and they were just calling back. But, no, they insisted on talking only about MY computer, and when I said I use Linux they hung up.