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I have a problem /g/,
Everytime I want a pickle, I reach my hand into the jar to retrieve a pickle. My hand easily fits into the jar as my hand is flexible, and I can bend it in any manner to get it through the narrow mouth of the jar. However, when I grasp a pickle, my hand can no longer pass back through the mouth of the jar as I am now gripping a pickle in my fist. In order to remove my hand from the jar, I must release the pickle, thus restoring my hand's flexibility, yet returning my briny treat. Is there some form of technology that I could employ to solve this conundrum? Perhaps some device I could construct with small grasping hand-like protrusions? It has been weeks since I have purchased my pickles, and I have not yet been able to enjoy my favorite, salty, snack.
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>>59391385
>pickles
>salty
also if it's that much of a problem, use a fork
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>>59391385
>and I have not yet been able to enjoy my favorite, salty, snack.
Don't lie to us, OP.
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You're in quite a pickle.
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>>59391403
My fingers are not nimble enough to operate a fork in such a manner.
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Tongs exist you absolute retard.
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>>59391385
install gentoo
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>>59391385
Try this.
Get a pickle costume and wear it in front of your pickle jar while shouting "Come out little pickles, Daddy's home!"?
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Stop using proprietary cucumbers.
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Very nice thread.
When I was younger I was told that this is a way of catching monkeys. You get a box with a relatively large fruit (or some food) and put it inside. Close the lid with asmall opening , just wide enough for a monkey hand.
>monkey puts hand in
>takes fruit
>can't pull out for a while
>gets shot
So is this us? Is the pickle desire? dukha? materialism? pride? ego? guilt? Sin?
How do I let go of it?
Why do I need the pickle in the first place?
Who is going to shoot me?
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>>59391403
>pickles
>not salty
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>>59391385
Try applying petroleum jello to yer hands to aide in slipping past the neck of the bottle.
It'll be a tight squeeze but worth it for the delicious pickle.
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>>59391532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnsC2V4_0w
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