BUYING AMD RYZEN INDIANTECHREVIEW

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>video starts with a shitty windows movie maker intro
>pic related, staring directly into his webcam
>literally hear an entire motorway in the background
>"Hello and welcome to Trusted India Tech Review, I am your host, Pajeet"
>almost unintelligible speech,
>"Today we're going to be buying the AMD Ryzen, the latest in indian cpus
>he moves away from the camera, allowing you to see this man's room
>"Let me just get it out of my bag"
>it looks as though someone has ransacked it, and then vomited over the remains
>pajeet finally returns, putting a beaten up, unmarked plastic box on his desk
>"AMD Ryzen is very powerful, and has to be locked away to keep it powerful"
>pajeet carefully opens the box, pulling out what looks like a Core 2 Duo, with an indian flag taped to it, and the words "RISEN" scrawled on in flourescent yellow pen
>"as you can see, AMD really tried to design ryzen as ergonomically as possible, to give you more gigabytes of ram"
>for 30 seconds, pajeet waves this unholy creation around for the camera
>cuts to a shot of pajeets pc, it has almost exclusively Intel parts
>"time to fit amd ryzen"
>pajeet crunches the graphics card into a slot, making a horrible grinding noise
>he glues into onto the mother board, and miraculously, it hasn't fallen
>he slathers the thermal paste onto the entire cpu, dampening the indian flag taped to it
>"okay, now that I have installed ryzen and configured it properly, it's time to test it out!"

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