If /g/ had money to burn on tech, what would they buy?

more money

>>59371343
4k monitor and a 1080ti

>>59371356
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>>59371343
Money making machine

>>59371343
Give all money to reactOS developers and make Windows Great again

Enthusiast tier PC on logical increments, and honestly probably a macbook.

>>59371369
4K over 144Hz?

>>59371369
I'd rather get three 1440 monitors.

>>59371343
Four way E7s and max out the RAM.

A totally maxed out 15" Macbook Pro, and the highest end Thinkpad that they sell. I'd settle the Mac vs PC debate once and for all.

100$ thinkpad off ebay

>>59371343

Buy a brewery and turn the world into alchoholics

>>59371370
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WE DID IT EBAY!

Buy like 4 4K monitors, and make a beast PC setup.

>>59374815
All with their own dedicated 1080ti

Buy a gun and shoot myself

Electronics manufacturing equipment

souped up xps 13, a couple of 4k monitors with nice panels, souped up Surface Book, new Gameboy Micro and a Everdrive, more expensive fucking mechanical keyboards

Cintiq companion
new mattress
pants
shirts
microwave
acoustic guitar
top of the line PC protection and cleaner.

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>>59371343
AMD

HTC Vive, new desktop PC, house with an empty room to use it in, 4k projector.

I would like to buy an electric guitar, even though I don't know how to play.

>>59371343
I would buy a neural network and machine learning,along with a laser connection to the nasdaq to do high volume trading

>>59376954
yeah so i could run it into the ground where it belongs to give Intel permanent reign

>>59371343
a girl friend

>>59371343
1440p GSYNC Monitor, 2x Titan XP in SLI, and a new Ryzen build with 32GB RAM

Honestly though I'd just like a 1080ti for now though, that's more realistic

A shitton of VSTS

>>59371343
xenon for my 2 yr old build for some pci passthrough in virtualization. An m.2 ssd. And a digital pen. Now you know how poor/cheap I am.

>>59371343
I'd buy 4chan :^)

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OBVIOUSLY a Realdoll.

Come on.

>>59378199
Realdoll doesn't make loli versions though, you have to import those from Japan on your own

Invest half of it in stem cell research and the other half in robotics.

Killing two birds with one stone by becoming rich again selling obedient female sexbots with actual human tissue and organs and making women, killers of decency and civilizations, obsolete.

1440p monitor would be nice

>>59371343
invest in a bissness to make even more money
because I have a family and have to look after them too.

But i'd love to buy a 1080 ti One of my big dreams to to have a computer i don't have to worry about updating.
because I don't like wasting my money on poor fag crap only to have to upgrade in 2-3 years its not a lot of fun for me who is now a family man.

A large enough bitcoin mining operation to fund /pol/ and other such trolling shenanigans.

a gun

>>59371343
/g/ is already burning money on tech to fill the hole in their empty lives.

>>59374855
Good idea, which would u one? I think a USP tactical with a suppresser, a HHKB and I will post it on /mkg/

>>59371343
I would buy a bunch of Lisp machines, they are really fucking expensive: http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/112325366421

>>59379386
Lol my i7 gaymen rig will smoke that machine

>>59371343
I could use a ssd.

>>59371343
a bunch of game consoles
some macs, iphones and ipads
good TV + audio system
some kitchen utensils
nice watch or two
what else... i dunno

>>59379630
this would be nice

>>59371343
synths and drum machines - dave smith tempest, tetra, and synthstrom deluge
mixing desk
nice studio monitors
electrostatic speakers and a prjoector for the lounge
a tesla model s

>>59371343
pepe isnt even grabbing that money
what the fuug?

>>59371343
AMD stocks

A Thinkpad x220

All the Xiaomi products from MiMix to rice cooker to backpack to pen to hoverboard etc.

>>59371343
Massively over the top gayming laptop

extremely high spec desktop

an entire movie theater room to use as a monitor

>>59371343
All my expendable income is spent traveling with my bf. I don't buy much tech because it's essentially renting. Got a desktop with two monitors, got laptop and spares, phone, electronic ink reader. What more do I need?

A gun and go back to school. Tee hee

Musical instruments are technology, right? Cause I'd buy a drumkit, a good guitar amp, a 7 string electric since I'm already p happy with my current 6 string, a bass and a bass amp

I'd buy a switch today if it was in fucking stock reee

Bitcoin mining crap?
Or just invest it like a non-retard

the ultimate gaming rig
>dual Xeons for dem 88 threds
>16x32 GB DDR4 ramsticks
>quad 1080s
>triple 4K144Hz monitor setup
>razer gaming mouse

>>59379671
this desu famalal

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these things are all technology

>>59384097
Gaudy no-taste garbage,
except the Asian and the house.

>>59371343
>buy Nvidia video card
>place bills on top of it
>???
>literally burning money on tech

teh gibson

>>59384097
>>59384116
But women are not future-proof and have shit resell value. Not to mention the amount of resources they consume

>>59384217
if u have all the other shit just post photos of it all the time on twitter, you'll have 100's of women lining up on direct messages, so you can keep circulating them every week

>>59384245
Well, then there's no need to buy them.

- an entirely new computer
- a Seaboard Rise 49
- two more displays
- a microphone
- a MidiFighter 3D
- a Blackstar ID:Core 40
- a MidiFighter Twister
- and fuck it, I'll pay $60 for Reaper because why not

>>59371343
Dual 1080Ti's
Two 144hz 1440p displays
A 4K display with the highest refresh rate in production
A hermeme miller chair
Some of those phone-app controlled led light bulbs that have dynamic range of colors

>>59384368
Get the Embody before anything else

t. Embody owner

A 4k monitor
>it's arriving today

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Matrice 210 drone with Zenmuse XT night vision camera
http://www.dji.com/zenmuse-xt
http://www.dji.com/matrice-200-series

38 minute flight time
7 km range

Then go explore industrial and government facilities

>>59371343
A yacht.

>>59371343
The new fury x (x4 crossfire)
Kaby lake E
4K 144hz monitor

>>59379614
Your gaymen rig is going to be almost worthless after the next 5 years unlike this thing.

>>59371343
Macbook Pro Retina 15"
One Plus 3

>>59384097
How shit can a person's taste be?

bitcoin i guess

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this

>>59385271
fuck off hipster

A grave

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>>59371343
Enough 8TB SAS drives to fill my array.
320 TB of usable storage would be killer.

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>>59385271
YEAH FUCK OFF HIPSTER
>>59385555
might I say you have some exquisite digits my man.

Gnu/Linux

>>59371369
/thread

>>59384477
how much is it?

>>59371343
I would donate it to ReactOS

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T420 with all the mods and upgrades, disabled ME
X1 Carbon 2017 with dock

>>59386136
Matrice 200 ~ $5000
Matrice 210 ~ $9000
The Zenmuse XT night vision camera ~ $6000

>>59371343
I would buy servers and domains so i could make shitty websites for all my shitty needs.

An AMD RYZEN CPU

>titan x pascal sli max possible overclock on ek waterloop
>6950x max possible overclock on ek waterloop
>128gb 4.4ghz overclock ram (air cooled)
>2x intel 750 1.2tb nvme ssd
>asus 240hz monitor

>>59371343
2 E5-2687W v4, a compatible mobo, two Quadro 6000 (1080Tis are little weaker than that).
And a goddamn Tesla S, of course.

>>59386565
Why so much man, wtf?

I was expecting something like 2500 for the 210.

>>59387067
Economies of scale and lack of competition, I guess
They're not selling huge numbers

Not sure why there are so few copter drones with flight times over 30 minutes.

I'd really love a gas-powered fixed-wing drone but they're virtually useless here in overregulated and densely populated Europe.

Those have flight times measured in hours with ranges over 100km.

>>59387124
arent there gas operated quadracopters out there?

Are you sure, they seem easy to make.

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Macbook pro and a adapter for my usb 2.0 sticks. I would be happy as fuak.

>>59387530
>if I had money I would buy adapters
What if you had a lot of money?

>>59387559
Apple adapters are expensive m8.

>>59386943
>waterloop
>recycling the heat
mod a pipe through the wall for intake+drain, setup a chamber with holes for other waterblocks (vrms, NB/SB, GPU components, back of mobo/gpu)
go full tryhard and rig it so you can put ice in so the water is ice chilled before reaching the components
second chamber to single feed the outtake
you'll only need a single low rpm fan for the hard drives and theres software for regulating valve pressure.

tl;dr i wonder how high fresh ice water will allow me to increase voltage

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CMD SuperCPU + RAMlink + HD

>>59377110
Intel loses x86 patent you turd

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>>59371343
an F-15

MORE
PHONES

>>59383904
> not buying a nuclear reactor-like cooling scheme by pressurising water into a small tube and cooling your antifreeze to sub zero temps and overclocking 5ghz on CPU and 5ghz on GPU clock speed as well as overclocking your RAM and having antifreeze cooling your RAM, CPU, GPUS, PSU, HDD, SSD, CDDRIVE.

anon, are you even trying?

>>59387124
geez man, why not just buy a fucking UAV while you're at it?

>>59385887
and then they will die after a few years.

>>59387343
>arent there gas operated quadracopters out there?
Probably yes.

>>59389218
>geez man, why not just buy a fucking UAV while you're at it?
European legislation makes them nearly useless for amateurs outside of dedicated RC club compounds.
Anything with combustion engines is off limits.

If I lived in the US or Australia, outside of major cities, I'd definitely tinker with combustion engine powered autonomous drones.

35" curved goysync monitor
1080ti
custom water loop
naim audio shit

>Ergodox with wood case

>Genelec threes
>One of those mount-in-the-wall miele coffee machines
>Volcano vape for dude weed lmao

>2 of the new Technics SL-1200 turntables and a boutique rotary mixer

>>59371343
inb4 Realdoll
Just dumped a bunch on a 1080 Ti. What else is there? nothing till Ryzen 5 and ITX mobo for me. Perhaps a new 3D printer to replace my entry-level Monoprice (i3-based) printer.a

>>59389603
Guns

>>59389626
already have a DP-12.

>>59371717
alright shady

>>59371343
probaby a ryzen 7, x370 mobo + supporting components, a larger and nvme ssd, a second fury, and a 1k+ psu.

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But i already have money

I mean most of /g/ are so smart

You must be on 100k a year at least right guys?

>>59389743
idk about everyone else but i know im fucking retarded

>>59371343
>If /g/ had money
lmao

>>59389743
I live with parents, am supervisor at Walmart.

>>59389647
Thought of something. Nvidia Jetson TX2 development kit

only stupid people buy expensive home computers

>>59371343
a private tracker account

>>59378780
t. gay guinea anal homo millennial cuck. fuck off back to /utg/. kill yourself. kill yourself.

>>59371343
2 laptops and another monitor.

>>59390304
What's your problem with sex robots?

I already own all tech though.

I'm saving for a Corvette, so I'd buy a Corvette.

>>59390349
What an unpractical car.

>>59371343
Ethereum

>>59377088
4k projector is really not worth it. Just get a 1080p projector. Also, make sure the latency isn't shit or you'll regret.

Also, while owning a Vive is fucking awesome. I'd wait until the next generation (when you do get one, play Distance; it's like Trackmania but better)

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>buy a $70 thunderbolt 3 expansion card for z170 gaymen rig
>realize I don't have any tb3 products
>only a tb2 recording interface
>not worth the effort/$$ of tb2->tb3 cable or adapter
>a good dock is $300
>nice laptop PCs with more than one usb-c thunderbolt port are almost $2000

at least I'm future-proof r-r-right guys

[spoiler]at least I can charge my phone off the usb-a port on the back so I know it works[/spoiler]

>>59371343
A mission to settle Mars. Hey, it's hypothetical money, why think small?

>>59390506
I already have another car with less than 50k miles paid off.

It has t-tops, great reliability, cheap parts, liftback (massive trunk), and gets the best gas mileage of all sports cars. If anything it's more practical than my accord because I never use my rear seats, and it gets like 3mpg less.

completely change my current situation
>i7 6950X
>titan x pascal
>128gb ram
>2tb nvme drive
>2x 4k 144hz arm-mounted monitors
>10gbps port
>typeheaven 88
>nice big desk
>nice comfy chair
>10gbps switch
>move to an area with 2gbps internet
>make nas with as much storage as possible (100tb+)
>2016 rmbp
>5k imac for guests to use
>movie room
>new phone
that's all i can think of for now

>>59371343

Apple Watch Series 2.

>>59371343
If we re talking a lot of money, I would get that 8K monitor from CES with the required hardware to use it for shits and giggles. I would probably get a nice NAS too.

>>59390841
oh, and a LAN room full of similarly specced computers

Nintendo switch

>>59371343
>dual-xeon board
>two E5-2697A
>64/128gb ecc ddr4
>one or two quadros or geforce
>nvme SSD
>SAS HDDs
>dell ultrasharp up3017
>software licenses

and maybe a donation to some FOSS projects

>>59374833
But all of them are water cooled.

>>59371343
coinbase harddrives

>>59371343
Unironically, a macbook. Or one of those giant monitors that curve around.

>>59390304
woman detected

>>59371343
A house somewhere so I could get out of my mother's basement.

A neat set of chef knives, for example shun, miyabi or wuesthof.

>>59389743
cyborg is that you

I do have money to burn and I bought an X1 Carbon 2017

>>59371343
Whores and cocaine, fuck tech.

>>59391982
gay anal guinea homo cuck jewish fag millennial from /utg/ detected. kill yourself. kill yourself. cuck. cuck. kike. kike.

HTC Vive, new PC, Teenage Engineering OP-1.

>>59371343
if i had money to burn, i would donate it to the poor

Most of the anwers ITT are depressing. They show no imagination. There is more to technology than shitty consumer electronics.

Not trying to be rude, just suprised by what i read.

>>59371343
I'd use my infinite funds to bankroll a new POWER based personal computer with *BSD preinstalled on it

>>59371343
Chinkpad X1 Carbon.

My time wasted here.

Nexus and the best PC money can buy.

>>59371343
A nice pair of over the ear headphones. Never had a pair like that. My ear buds broke and only the right one works now. Shit