H-how do you deal with stress, /g/?

Relax

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>>59370252
I don't.

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What stress?

>>59370252
fap

>>59370252
I chew my lips and shake my left leg

>>59370252
i try to relax which in turns generates even more stress because i'm a fast paced person

Meth

drinking

Chronic masturbation and sexual addiction.

>>59370407
this

>>59370252
Opiates

You let it fester inside you until your heart finally stops

I die

>>59371176
This.

Or until you snap and go on a killing spree

>>59370252
having sex with my girlfriend

Meditation

badly.

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>>59370252
>neet
>stress

pick one

feel sorry for all you wagecucks

Taoism

>>59370252
I don't care enough in the beginning.

>>59370252
Binge drinking and cocaine. Molly really helps but I find it harder to come by and the quality is typically shit if you don't know the source yourself. Molly has basically become E at this point instead of pure like it's meant to be.

>>59370279
this, t: heavily balding at 25 no gf loser

Putting post malone - go flex on

>hair loss right out of hs
>NEET
>dad passed away a month ago
>14 yo brother
>mom is sick with incurable autoimmune disease, hospitalized twice this month, doesn't speak English
>mortgage is in default, probably any day now the sheriff will knock on the door with eviction notice
>went from jerking off to shit on sad panda and arguing about hardware on /g/ to head of the household and primary caretaker of two overnight
>so. much. fucking. paperwork

Nigga shut the fuck up

Sleep helps, a lot. It's the only time when I'm not suffering.

/pol/ needs to hurry up and start ww3 so I can enlist and die or something to give my family a better life

>>59370407
Ffs this hits close

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>>59370252
Watch cute anime.

I just don't get stressed.

Something bad happens?
Oh well, get on with it. There's no such thing as perfection, other than the perfectly imperfect place we call The Universe.

Why waste time being pissed off and annoyed at things?
Something isn't working or going your way, figure ways around it.
Can't find a way around it? Exhausted absolutely every single thing you can think of?
Fuck it, it's broke, do nothing.
Go for a "shit" and read /g/.
Come back, still can't think of a fix?
Fuck it, it's broke, do nothing.

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>>59370252
>don't experience stress because I have given up on everything and don't care anymore

I'm sure this is what those monks in orange robes must feel like

>>59371602
Damn I thought I was suffering. Hang in there bro, especially for your brother.

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>>59371602

Maybe you should sell your body for extra cash :)

>>59371664
Your sister sells her body for extra cash but I don't see you putting that to good use other than buying shitty anime figurines.

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>>59371602
>mom doesn't speak English
The wall wasn't built soon enough

>>59371662
Appreciate it m8 and yeah family is the only thing stopping me from killing myself

>>59371664
>tfw can't sell my kidney legally

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>>59371700

Wow, anon, that's rude

I don't even have any anime figurines.

>>59370407
youre now doing this manually

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>>59371459
>Molly has basically become E
>MDMA has become MDMA

Normie drug users are truly as stupid as they come

>>59372007
Not even him, but if you were anything but some retard shutin who has never left his room, you'd understand what he was saying.
Ecstasy contains a lot of other stuff.

>>59371602
Anon, can I help with something?

Killing myself with alchohol finally this is the way I was ment to go. Used to get the worst hangovers and such but this last week I've literally downed a bottle of 40% a day and all I get are tiny black and red stools and very angry if I don't drink by 1pm.

Don't even taste the alcohol anymore.

Thanks god

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excessive shitposting

>>59372007
Ecstasy is pretty much meth these days. If you're lucky. you get a little bit of research chemical that feels like MDMA mixed in with your meth and enough fillers to require you to take 4 pills.

>>59372061
What can we do to help?

I have seen it done on /b/ in 2010 and I've always wanted to help someone like this --- anon lives in Russia or eastern Europe where he works for the equivalent of a few dollars a day. He proved all of it and stuff. Anon sent him 10 dollars it was enough to give him like a weeks worth of groceries. I want to help someone like that

>>59370252
I filter out shit threads

hey guess what

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You don't

xanax

>>59372043
>Being a retard that accepts having his drugs to be cut with shit

I stand by my point that normie druggies are microbrain monkeys. It's not hard to buy your own shit using the web instead of interacting with criminal niggers that cut their shit

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>>59370407
>>59371964
frosted butts

>>59371602
stay strong senpai.

Just smoking cigarettes

>>59372156
I think you are the retarded one here, using drugs at all.
>But muh hallucinations and escape from reality
You can always escape reality by killing yourself. Remember not sideways but down the road.

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Infiltrating 4chan with japanese sytle faces

I have a good job and can't complain too much but I've been wound tighter than a clock spring my whole life - it's just in my nature.

So,
Lexapro
Lorazepam
Trazadone (for sleep)

>>59372193
Very nice addition to the thread with the drugs are bad boogyman. I hope you've never drank socially since then you used a drug...

Don't respond to me or my posts ever again, government indoctrinated brain slave.

420

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>>59371637
this

>>59372260
Its ironic to say that when the government is the one who controls the drug traffic and uses the cash for covert operations.

>Don't respond to me or my posts ever again, government indoctrinated brain slave.
You are too retarded to understand how 4chan works.

>>59370252
It fuels me.

>>59371378
This is sadly as untrue as it can be. Being a NEET and going to sleep at 6AM when everyone is waking up and going to work while you ponder your life choices and want to die is anything but fun. Maybe it's fun first few months, after that it's miserable. At least work helps you forget about problems.
t. ex-NEET wagecuck

>>59372137
me too Anon.. im >>59372061
actually im willing to help him with like a couple of hundred $, i make like 10k a month (sysadmin) and yet i feel like shit all the time.

i want to help someone who is not this lucky so i can think about him smiling, going to sleep a little bit less worried about his life, and feel joy. im fucked up inside i know.

>>59370362
>chinchillin'

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sleep, fap, vidya gams, eat even when not hungry, ponder over ways to end self, shitpost on 4chan

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>>59372137
>>59372390
It feels fucked up to use a parent's death certificate to ask for donations but I'm nose deep in debt right now from the cremation and everything so I'll take anything I can get

Dont know how beg without releasing personal info so I'll beg for Amazon gift cards via [email protected]

100% will be used for food and necessities.

>inb4 ban

>>59372737
do you have a bitcoin address?

>>59372737
Can't you get funeral paid by state? There might be some paperwork involved, but you don't sound too proud for a welfare.

>>59370252
Fix paste.

Dust sinks.

Add fans.

Tweak settings.

Open door.

Turn on AC.

What else to do to deal with stress?

I mean, heat stress. Whoops wrong thread.

By bottling it up and constantly distracting myself so I don't think about it

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>>59371602
>NEET
couldn't you have just not been a neet to start with?

>>59372754
Pastebin so my ass doesn't get immediately banned
http://pastebin.com/7WZyZTCv

>>59372795
I'll look into it. I'm only in my early 20s and I don't know how to do anything. Only thing I know is that you can abandon it but I wasn't going to do that.


>>59372888
too late now to be fair I wasn't entirely a piece of shit my mom often had flare ups needing care. but yeah I was mostly a neet out of selfish reasons.

The only time I have stress is when I think about the inevitability of having to find a job in a place where there are no good jobs. My blood pressure rises, then I have to try and calm down to lower it, and then it gets higher again I am worrying about my blood pressure and the fact I might have to see a doctor about it.

>>59372957
What state are you in Anon?

>>59372981
northern va

>>59372390
Hey brother I know that feel. By helping others it somehow puts all the things wrong with me on the back burner. I pull a little more than $6,000/month and I have a wife and daughter but I also have many mental and physical health problems. I love helping people because it makes me happy. I know what you mean anon.

>>59372957
>I'll look into it.
You most certainly should. And possibly other forms of social support. Look at what age orphan support caps in your state - sometimes it's as low as 18 but others go until the higher age.
Oh yeah, and look into local support groups. If nothing else the meetings have free snacks and coffee. And you might get couple suggestions how to deal with paperwork and stuff.

>>59372995
I'm going to help you. I don't have much but I can make a small positive difference and also be someone to lean on if you need it. I'll hit you up via proton mail within the hour

>>59372440
this, except I only eat when the hunger becomes painful

>>59370252
i don't freelance

@59372339
Lmao .. trying to tell me what to say and what to think...classic brain slave behavior

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>>59370252
I've learned the less I give a fuck the better. Been barely working at my job for the last few months and got praised for doing a great job twice Friday.

Personally, I just keep it all in and let it eat away at my soul until I reach my breaking point and unironically collapse onto my knees and sob while shaking violently halfway through an otherwise normal shower. Or I just snap out of nowhere and punch a sturdy stone wall. Or I go out and get hammered with friends to distract myself by it ends up leaving me feeling even worse in the end when my drunken self realizes I'm still a kissless virgin at 22 and almost all my friends hook up with a new 7/10 minimum chick every couple of weeks, the onset of dread it brings amplifies my preexisting stress to whole new levels.

I kill myself and I wake up the next day and feel better for a bit. the ride never ends

>>59373360
What's a 'great job twice Friday'?

>>59373601
What is "I'm not teaching you English"?

Reincarnation game bro. Jks desu 4chan biz and g shitposting is my only cope.

Stress implies I still have any fucks to give.

With a straw.

>>59370252
Bottle it up then release it by 'attempting suicide' for attention about every 4-6 years.

Works pretty well.

>>59370362
That bunny is one chill motherfucker

exercising is considered one of the best ways to get rid of stress lift weights or if you cant get a gym membership do push ups and squats you can notice the difference immediately

>>59370279
>>59371524

I feel your pain bros. Also 25 nogf shut in. The only place I go besides home is work, and I only do that to pay for all the pot I smoke so that I can continue going to work without losing my damn mind.

but at least I might afford a house deposit in 10 years.

>>59370252
I drink, smoke weed, and exercise

easy, I don't work

>tfw used to be stress free living life
>tfw working out, getting swole feelsgood
>tfw try too hard and hear something tear in my arm. Take a look at my bicep, looksfine.jpg
>continue working out over the years
>gradually notice my bicep deforming
>somethingiswrong.jpg
>stress pick at my tooth because retard logic
>crack one of my perfect front teeth
>go to doctor, prescribed physio
>wasteoffuckingtime.jpg
>too focused on Uni, but the stress of my arm is affecting me
>develop eczema which I've never had before
>graduate uni, no joy is had because arm fucked
>go to doctor again
>try to get MRI, 6 months wait
>pass up job because long commute and arm is depressing
>wait 6 months, end up getting MRI of wrong portion of arm REEEEEEEE
>wait another 6 months for new MRI
>receive results, no issue in arm
>guess I'm just retarded, no job now for 1 year sitting rotting in my room because sadcunt with arm injury
>go to follow up appointment after delaying months after MRI because results negative
>turns out I actually have a partially torn long head tendon, given option to fix
>oh wait, I finally got a job in my field after giving up on fixing my arm.
>surgery would put me out for 6 months, can't do that with my first job because muh career
>dad diagnosed with cancer again a month later

You can't make this shit up.

>>59370252
I buy laptops apparently.
I now own 8 of them.

>>59372372
>ex-NEET wagecuck
With you bro. Congrats on getting out of it, I was 2 years in until my parents forced me to become useful. Moved out 2 months ago and feelsgoodman.

>>59375901
I know that feel...Working out I crippled my knee and it's been years now and doesn't feel normal.

I stopped working out now I'm like before but with a crippled knee. And the added pain and anxiety worrying if I fucked my knee forever (I did)

>>59376624
You crippled your shit by working out?

>>59370362
>dharma_bunny.webm

>>59370252
This is not technology. fuck off.

>>59372372
>Being a NEET and going to sleep at 6AM when everyone is waking up and going to work while you ponder your life choices
Holy shit, this describes my current situation to a T.

The only difference is that I'm actually looking for work, albeit half-heartedly.

The onlhy

>>59376665
I fugged up a tendon in my knee doing squats. I was paranoid about my posture but I guess I still had bad form enough times to damage my knee

>>59370252
Supplements, more sleep, weed.

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>ignore it until it goes away

>bite lip
>attack skin around thumb
>(not sure if I have LNS or its the stress)

>or just sleep, all the problems go away when you sleep.

Work hard so I can run away to the EU for a few weeks a year.

>>59370252
Unironically can't unless i'm taking my medicine then I feel tired all day an dopey.

its a horriable cycle
its why i'm fat and balding cause i'm unhappy all the damn time.
Some times i just want to eat for confort but then i feel like shit as soion as i do and just want to kill my self every time i see my reflexion
but too scared to save for the gym knowning i'll be the only fat cunt there.

;_;

Its a deadly cycle la
its worse when you think you torture your self like this every fucking day and hate your self for it.

I'd be fine if I just had quiet at home, but I don't, and I can't afford to soundproof against this low frequency shit that makes me feel sick :(

29 year old kissless virgin living in mom's basement soon.
Never stressed about much but I get wizard status in like 3 months with no sign of light at the end of the tunnel.

I'm kinda stressed my mom won't want a wizard in the house and she'll be mean to me.

>>59379657
s/soon//g
Not sure how that word got there but it doesn't belong

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OPIATES
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This is not /r9k/

kratom

>>59379731
Mad comfy bro

>>59371639
that is shit advice
Move out of your moms basement

>>59370407
>>59379754
this x10

Green Bali + any red vein = perfect combo