Why are Indians so good at anything related to computers?

>>59364717
poo in the gpu

they're not, there's just so many of them that there's bound to be good ones

Hindi language is super advanced like coding. If you can write Hindi poetry, you can write code.

उस काल मारे क्रोध के तन कांपने उसका लगा,
मानों हवा के वेग से सोता हुआ सागर जगा।
मुख-बाल-रवि-सम लाल होकर ज्वाल सा बोधित हुआ,
प्रलयार्थ उनके मिस वहाँ क्या काल ही क्रोधित हुआ?

युग-नेत्र उनके जो अभी थे पूर्ण जल की धार-से,
अब रोष के मारे हुए, वे दहकते अंगार-से ।
निश्चय अरुणिमा-मित्त अनल की जल उठी वह ज्वाल सी,
तब तो दृगों का जल गया शोकाश्रु जल तत्काल ही।

साक्षी रहे संसार करता हूँ प्रतिज्ञा पार्थ मैं,
पूरा करुंगा कार्य सब कथानुसार यथार्थ मैं।
जो एक बालक को कपट से मार हँसते हैँ अभी,
वे शत्रु सत्वर शोक-सागर-मग्न दीखेंगे सभी।

अभिमन्यु-धन के निधन से कारण हुआ जो मूल है,
इससे हमारे हत हृदय को, हो रहा जो शूल है,
उस खल जयद्रथ को जगत में मृत्यु ही अब सार है,
उन्मुक्त बस उसके लिये रौ'र'व नरक का द्वार है।

>>59364717
They aren't any good. But they can do a half arsed job for dirt cheap.

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>>59364819

rly meks u fink

>>59364819
Pajeet here, it looks like you copy-pasted some religious shit.

>>59364819
मैं बस एक पल के लिए अंतःक्षेप करना चाहता हूं। आप लिनक्स के रूप में क्या बात कर रहे हैं, वास्तव में, जीएनयू / लिनक्स, या जैसा मैंने हाल ही में फोन किया है, जीएनयू प्लस लिनक्स लिनक्स एक ऑपरेटिंग सिस्टम ही नहीं है, बल्कि पूरी तरह से काम कर रहे जीएनयू सिस्टम के एक और मुक्त घटक को जीएनयू कोरलिब्स, शेल उपयोगिताओं और पॉसिक्स द्वारा परिभाषित पूर्ण ओएस के साथ महत्वपूर्ण सिस्टम घटकों द्वारा उपयोगी बनाया गया है।

>>59364795
Do I smell jealousy?

>>59364908
Yes. That's jealousy.

भाड़ में जाओ

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>>59364819

Tamil is even more like a programming language

>>59364908
>>59364951
no, no that's curry and shit.

t. someone who rides a bus with these cunts

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They aren't.
In my company, Slavs and Asians actually know how to program from scratch among minorities.
Indians can't do anything that's not object oriented.
They are point and click "programmers".

>>59364965
why do you go to buses full of indians?

>>59364992
because I'm a /n/omad and my commute is bike/bus so I don't end up a lardass like you.

>>59365031
hah
you're poor

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>>59365046
>you

>>59364717
Because they have a metric shit ton of universities that just produce engineering, CS and math grads.
>23 Indian Institutes of Technologies (IIT)
>31 National Institutes of Technology (NIT)

All the good Indians in tech that you know of or have worked with come from here. Think Satya Nadella, Sundar Pichai, Raja Koduri, etc.

Then there are thousands of shit-tier universities which mill out all the shitty sweatshop-tier tech talent.

There's also the fact that many more people in India want to study CS/IT than in developed countries.

Oh yea, and there's 1250 million of them, almost 4 times the American population.

>>59364988
Indian don't just excel at programming, they're good at ANYTHING related to computers. Why do you think most Tech support companies are owned and operated by Indians?

>>59365107
>Why do you think most Tech support companies are owned and operated by Indians?
cheap labor

ITT proofs Indians are smarter than Americans

>>59365107
>they're good at ANYTHING related to computers
eat shit and die pajeet.

>>59364717
Because there's over a billion of them. Most Pajeets are shit in the same way most Americans are shit.

If you want true talent, look at the Slavs. Living in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and having a budget of 13 rubles a month gets you really interested in building your own hardware and writing optimized software.

>>59365147
I said OWNED and operated BY INDIANS. Learn how to read before shitting on other people.

>>59365091
How are you aware of these institutions?
Do they have a reputation in your country?

>>59364717
Someone post the webm with the laptop in the kitchen sink.

>>59365178
>If you want true talent, look at the Slavs
Same thing happens in their literature and film. There's something about near post apocalyptic shitholes rife with corruption that brings out the rawest talent in those people.

>>59365180
I made a mistake.
no poo from me though

>>59364717
>>59364795
^ This.
They have way too many people.

>>59365107
> good
Son you got this mixed up.
They are CHEAP.

Cheap and good is not the same.

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>>59364717

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Ughh. I smell something very stinky in this thread.

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>>59364717
You can never rely on a pajeet to help you on anything without them reading from a script, carefully written to make you want to kill yourself by the end of the interaction

>>59365107
Because their cheap.

>>59365570
*they're

>>59364908
No, we are talking about indiands so the scent is most likely either poo or curry.

>>59365107
Why do you think most 7-11s are owned and operated by Indians? Is there something about owning and running a 7-11 that's a lot like tech?

>>59364717
angry whites

>>59365611
Fucking knew it. Goddamn it.

>>59364795
basically this. the ones they let over here are the top couple thousand out of a billion. basically one tenth of one percent have risen above piling sewage with their bare hands.

they're not though.

>>59365303
they're not great but they have a good $/performance ratio like amd

>>59366341
Install Grammarly.

>>59366432
They are good like the FX-9590.

>>59366451
exactly. why spend more on a high quality (white) gtx 1080 when you can get two rx480 (poos) for less and have money to spare. who cares about the inherent issues that pop up down the road because you were only looking at pure numbers.

>>59364908
Do I smell poo poo?

>>59364717
I want to colonise her.

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>>59364717
They aren't

pajeet genocide when

>>59364717
>>59365091

Spirituality.

You could equate Indian workers as barebones hardware setup with flexible software.

The history and culture of India is quite deep, playing a large part through the silk road and spice trade. I gave further attention to ancient Sanskrit texts after reading Schopenhauers "The World as Will and Representation", this is the fabric and nature of an expression of intermingled cultures which isn't structurally predefined but that fused and shaped itself throughout its history. Besides the sheer scale of the population, understand innate potential to formulate a position within humanity, the specialization to tech is in large part determined through recent history. The nuclear advancements of India as a result of the Cold War fostered a culture of STEM dedication, the Indian Tech institutions are modeled after MIT as a result the space program and business essentially flourished throughout this partnership in allocating labor. The attribution of spirituality as a driver of being good is essential in the sense that Indians are fairly malleable and quite resilient from their nomadic caste mindset to adaptability, the culture in itself is one of the deepest in the world but besides the hard coded genetical factors and attribution of knowledge, I have this instinct that essentially a large part of skill is defined by transcending their human nature into a non-physical form which could be defined as software and the corresponding relations from that expression.

>>59365187
Everyone one of them is shitty as fuck.
But since the population and demand for technical jobs (think outsourcing companies) is so high, these colleges can choose by testing literally millions and taking only thousands of less through their entrance exams. This makes them highly "coveted" (in a shitty sense).
Here is a video of foreign exchange students from Europe describing their time in one of the top technical educational institutes in india.

https://youtu.be/3aT9AcRBf3s

>>59365178
>>59365232
How can you say that Slavs are good?
Post evidence.

americans dont want to admit that indians are smarter than them.

I don't know if all Indian programmers are good but the ones I've met since my undergrad course to my it job they were all code wizards. Their codes were so elegant and tight that I could cum over their screens

>>59365421
>>59364717

see >>59368616

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>>59364717

>>59364717
They're not, there is just so many of them in general and so many memeing STEM in particular that it seems lke they are.

>>59368698
It's all stolen.

>>59364795
>>59365281
>>59366371
Fascists are still identical to Communists in hurting economies. With trumpcucks taking away the best jobs from the best pajeets and giving them to the laziest of american's that couldn't get a job at all, they hurt the economy by hurting technology.

>>59369129
>muh economy
>muh imported third world workers

Found the Jew.

>>59369206
no he's indian because you can smell the entitlement among other things. These guys are bitching now because they can't impress as many women since trump is going to deny automatic spousal visas if you get an h1b. these guys think they have a natural right to have a job in the US. They want to use it to post pictures on fb of "american vacations" to impress girls back home. frankly the future and wealth of my country is not worth the hassle.

>>59369129
stay mad pajeet

why do these retarded /pol/ bait threads get so much attention on /g/? Why can't the mods do their work. I wanna go back to shitposting about the CIA leak or flame wars about ryzen vs intel

>>59364717
/g/ is fucking obsessed.

>>59364717
>she will never use your face as her designated shitting street
why live?

>>59364717
mad stackoverflow copypasta skillz

>>59365178
this

>>59372287
This is some tiring shit for sure.

>Why are Indians/Slavs/Chinks good/bad/shitty etc.

The utter tedium that now is 4chan.

>>59372788
i think a lot of it too is the general globalization of the internet. I don't remember the internet being this racist a decade ago, and i was on 4chan in 2006 when people just spammed NIGGER over and over.

I see a lot of it being american sourced. america has always been a racist place but we had no reason to be that racist on the internet because %60-70 of the english speaking internet was american with the remainder split between other anglo countries and maybe germany. now, i always feel like i'm talking to a south american, slav, indian, russian, or various other 2nd world countries with english learners. people write like ESLs, and say things like "i don't get it" to common american things. Also, the constant yammering about not being able to afford basic computer components.

I guess I'm just saying that's the tedium of the internet now, not just 4chan.

>>59372966
Yeah you're right, every fkin time I open 4chan every other board has at least one /pol/ bait thread. Like the english speaking population on the web is almost equally distributed now be it Asians/Indians/Slavs due to the increase of access to internet to the people. When I'm browsing any other website even when they're on a racist rant they follow prejudice equality (everyone gets shit). Why is it so hard for these edgelords to get over shit like bashing every race that isn't white, that just makes us look more racist and whiny to other people ("races").

Off-topic, but I have a question:

Do Indian people know how to ride bicycles? I have never ever seen an Indian person ride a bicycle. I have grown up around Poo's and live in a nice neighborhood with many Poo's, but I have NEVER seen a Poo ride a bicycle.

captcha: FROG PERU

>>59365178
>having a budget of 13 rubles a month
is that high or is that low? because if it is low wouldn't you spending that on food and other necessities. The everyday anxiety of poor life would mean that they would not be able to focus on any hobbies.

>>59373740
lot of working class poos ride bicycles
they're not pretentious enough for the wealthy ones, so they don't ride them

>>59373740
I'm a poo living in Soho,SF and yes we do ride bicycles

>>59364735
Underrated

>>59364908

yeah, I do jealousy once per day, mostly when my tummy feels funny after lunch

>>59369768
I'm in Europe and I don't plan to visit your shithole burger.