I fell for the programmer meme

I fell for the surgeon meme

>60% of time spent reading documentations
>30% spent in team meetings
>10% actual surgery

if you really arent able to do ground breaking stuff then you will be replaced my an indian

you are welcome

sorry nobody told you earlier

you can always kill yourself

>>59362348
I too fell for the programmer meme.
>learn fizzbuzz + other memes to hold my own in an interview
>can't get an interview

>>59362373
go to school

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I fell for the tax law meme.
>60% of the time reading documentations.
>30% spent in team meetings.
>10% actual advice

>>59362373
>can't get an interview
There are more programming jobs than there are candidates. How can you not get an interview?

>>59362389
>Junior position
>need atleast 3 years experience

Also first timers are competing with Pajeets

>>59362379
Yeah, this is hurting me
>>59362389
As well as a sparse resume (no school, impossible to get internships, everything needs experience), I think it's because I don't have a cell phone (botnet), so my contact lists "Phone (home)", and I have non-standard email addresses (used to be cock.li, now protonmail).

Congrats!

>>59362417
Apply anyway. If you think that you can do the job, do not be intimidated by the "requires 15 years of experience with Windows 10" non-sense.

>>59362430
Sparse resume can be "embiggened" with certs, and github projects. You could buy a feature phone. And get a gmail or any normail and forward that to your protonmail.

>>59362356
>10%
wow mate, that is some high number

I fell for the porn star meme

>60% of time spent curing STDs
>30% spent in preparations for the next recordings
>10% actual sex

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I fell for the NEET meme

>60% of time spent browsing 4chan
>30% spent uploading memes
>10% actual doing nothing

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>>59362631
>30% spent uploading memes
>not converting memes to webm

>he thinks programming is about typing out the code

I feel for the /g/ poster meme

>60% of time spent fixing Arch after the daily update
>30% of time learning esoteric languages until I can fizzbuzz in them
>10% actual shitposting