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>be me, new phone
>absolutely no hand eye coordination and crippling autism
>arrive at i 88 tollbooth
>tollbooth too far
>easykobe.jpg
>toss coins at tollbooth
>coins splatter everywhere
>be mad
>get out another $1.10
>attempt to save ego by throwing coins at tollbooth once more
>fail 2.0
>admit defeat and get out of car to pay
>phone slips out of lap while getting out of car
>panic while car behind honks in anger/confusion
>attempt to find phone but autism causes me to value pride over new phone
>cant find phone
>decide its okay to drive ahead and pull over by road
>sprint back to look
>tell angry car waiting tollbooth that phone is in danger
>black man in car thinks these teens are gay and that they want to rob him
>drives away
>mfw phone destroyed
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sorry about the autism m8
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>>59359837
why didn't you just bend over and pick up the phone?
oh my god what the fuck, how do you live every moment of your life like that
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>>59359881
oh and the phone i guess
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>>59359837
>>mfw phone destroyed
should've broken a window
at the very least a tail light, tho that would've likely led to him getting pulled over and shot.
regardless yous a bitch and your blog is shitty. how do i unsubscribe?
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hitler did nothing wrong
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