/g/ humour thread

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>>59358765

>>59358902
I want to go back to the regular timeline

>>59359189
Is that a motorized blowjob
It's official, robots can have intercourse now

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>>59359189
>>59359204
pfffhahahaha AMD HOUSEFIRES

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>>59359189
>>59359262
Jesus

>>59359485
i don't get it. ELI5

>>59359517
Being the tech support guy

>>59359485
>>59359517
>>59359525
You mean being a pooinloo on the call tech support

>>59358902
I'm confused. is it not possible that both of those people downloaded the picture from the same Google search? Am I missing something?

>>59359189
does this actually work

yeah but you guys are incapable of humor, so threads like this dont really work

:/

>>59359348
this is actually the reason i refuse to install it

>>59360942

WHY?

>>59360911
autism

>>59360942
>These are the people that will shape the future of the human race.

>>59361004
>typicalthinkpaduser.jpg

>>59361022
comfy as fuck

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>>59359491
>expecting decent temps @ high load on a laptop

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Randomness is technology

>>59361035
I remember some meme technology a few years back that let you do this.

I think it was this shit:

https://web.archive.org/web/20120721050447/http://www.lucidlogix.com/product-virtu-mvp.shtml

Pretty sure it was garbage though.

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>>59360994
>she needs to join our startup

>>59360490
Look at the dates of the degenerate posts

>>59360527
Yeah. I had a Dell Inspiron that would overheat. Using a hoover would cool it down. Noisy but effective.

>>59361153
yeah, and those niggers are not graduating

>>59361184
> A survivor....

Hey, I survived last week. I'm a survivor too.

>>59361208
How is this humorous?

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Ending the dump with a classic

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>>59361215
I found it.

>>59361228
>32 bit windows
>64gb ram

>>59361016
lol

>>59360970
jesus, how does he not cut himself?

>>59361122
:3

>>59361234
I still rage whenever I hear about this family.
I'm fucking pissed again.

>>59359282
Even google thinks Stallman is a tool

>>59360889
what's this from

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>>59361294

>>59361204
>empty string passed to get element
Sounds like your typical Javascript, why even throw an error?

>>59361189
I cringed
did the girl think she was funny?

>>59361307
Ghost in the shell

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>>59361342
danke

>>59361184

I'd throat fuck Zoe Quin until she begged for anal instead

>>59361083
While the gendering of it is kind of weird, I do agree that the code on the right is far more readable. The fast inverse square root function isn't famous because it's *good*, it's famous because it was bizarrely fast. If I didn't know about fast inverse square root and came across the code on the left IRL, I'd flip my fucking table and quit. Also, I'm honestly impressed that she knows about fast inverse square root at all, seeing as she's a supermodel and not an engineer.

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>>59361363

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Post more LMAO funny /g/ memes you fuckers!!!

>>59361106
her orders of magnitude are off, but the point she's making is correct

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>>59361386

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>>59361386

Sure thing, boss.

>>59361369

Hey, man. I won't discriminate. A little man lovin is good for the soul

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>>59361386
ok

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>>59361424

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>>59361386
Here ya go.

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>>59358765

Don't use WD-40 as lube.

>>59360950
>hope ur proud moot
every fucking time

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>>59361386
how about this?

>>59361367
She probably doesn't "know" about it, she probably just got dirty looking code and shoved it in there.

Hell, I don't know how it functions either, but it works. Her code is just useless. Oh, sure, it is organized and has plenty of comments explaining each function, but man, I'd rather try to figure out the shit on the left with no comments than get random 5's spat at me for her entertainment.

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>>59361386

>>59361204
I laughed out loud. For real. Like, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt

>>59361346
genauer: ghost in the shell arise

>>59359464

underrated

>>59361022
Not even a thinkpad.

>>59361751
>>>/trash/

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>>59361234
subtle version

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>>59361369
Zoe IS a she senpai.
You're thinking of Brianna wu.

>>59361367
>>59361593
it's fake you retards

>>59361024
It actually looks pretty good. Simplicity is better. I like that they headed in that direction

>>59361035
Fucking facepalm

>>59361183
>yeah, and those niggers are not graduating
why not? is the power of your racism going to stop them lad?

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>>59361386

>>59361223
Correlation doesn't mean causation. In this case, arguably it does

>>59361573
>both
Lucky bastard

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>>59361077
I have some plastic lenovo ultrabook with a 35W intel housefire and AMD Radeon R5 M230 with unknown amount of TDP and it doesn't exceed 50°C delta at full load. That is with a cleaned fan and Gelid GC-Extreme.

>2010s
>thermal throttling

>>59361392
what should i see here? those open connections? educate the nawb

>>59361239
But its a server?
Is the joke that people think it's a joke?

>>59362240
cable
lifters

>>59361239
>Xeon E5-2680 v2 (2 cores)
It's a VM, mate

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>>59359505
lol why is the keyboard screen bigger than the main display

>>59361239
>hur dur dur what is PAE

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>>59360942
everytime

>>59361140
What went wrong?

>>59361199
>dat hand

>>59359505
What is this and where can I get one and/or make my own?

>>59358902
why did they think it's related to cia?

>>59361961
> simplicity

are you fucking blind?

>>59362856
The same kot image with the same file name was in the vault7 leaks.

>>59361097
kek this almost made me choke

>>59361390
> she

>>59361077
I have a GPD Win and it never goes over 70C on heavy load... CPU is always at turbo speeds

>>59363001
What website is this from?

>>59359189
audiophiles

>>59361843
i like this version more deus

>>59363001
Kek

>>59363001
>The Zune age

>>59361961
it is garbage and shit
ios 6 needs to come back

>>59362494
>>59361008
>>59360992
>>59360942
he don't have enough space to type on the keyboard properly so he is using the virtual keyboard on the screen
That's actually smart.

>>59361073
Kek

>>59361102
Whenever people compare the OS to cars, I find it funny to see tesla attributed to OS X, considering the car runs linux and elon musk put all its patent on public domain (somehow).

Tesla should actually be attributed to linux

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Banned for making a fizzbuzz thread on /g/, pic related

>>59361390
Of course she is, Brianna, of course she is.

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>>59363041
I think it's from the onion

>>59363041
>he doesn't know about the onion

>>59362993
subnormal

>>59363227
Rule #8 of /g/ is that you do not post in fizzbuzz threads.

>>59361047
someone needs to make a CIA one

>>59361487
bullshit I've used pure wd40 with my fleshlight, no blood or pain at all, the issue clearly was the homemade fleshlight not the lube

>>59358902
i never know how to read these. Why can't you autists present the information in an acceptable manner?

>>59361060
>all those buzzwords

>>59363584
reddit called, they want you back

>>59363584
CIA coders are bronies. What's hard to read in that? Can you only read top-bottom and not left-right-up-down-link->section to the right.

>>59361390
>>> s >>> he >>>> >>>> e>>>

>>59362511
ivy boyo took over.
if it would have the same business like interface, I would now have an iphone.

but fucking hell I don't want a gay looking toy.

>>59362239
ewww dat trap looking fugly fuck

>>59363348
There's a fizzbuzz thread with a bare ass in catalog right now

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>>59361392

>>59363686
>Not insulating your audio cables with liquid hydrogen to achieve super-conductance in the cable and protect against all forms of static, audio smearing, background noise, and grain

>>59360942
Maybe his keyboard is not working.
Elementary, my dear faggot.

>>59363736
Easy, remove all assertions.

>>59363756
What's the joke?

>>59361102
honk :3

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>>59363764
wat

>>59363772
this stuff always gets me

>>59361035
kek

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>>59361057

>>59359525
It's about being on-call duty.

>>59363178
I'd rather be Chen, nigga.

>>59359348
Did you try to install gentoo?

>>59361204
Haha, please tell me this is real. Holy fuck some people should just be shot in the face without explanation.

>>59361106
>>59361390
How the fuck are you to ***drop*** rocks from the moon?
You'd need to actively use fuel to decrease its orbital velocity. I don't see the benefit of this compared to just using a rock from earth to fling it at your opponents....

>>59360984
everytime

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>>59363889

Rocks are not free citizen.

>>59360994
> works as developer
> codes once a week
> needs to join our startup

>>59363889
That's the joke. She thinks calculating the gravitational potential energy of something as high up as the moon is all there is to it.

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>>59363945
>/g/
>humour

>>59363957

Most of /g/'s jokes involve inserting various PC related items deeply into your colon.

>>59363686
I had some shitty guitar cables once that picked up insane interference if they weren't at least 1cm off the ground and I'm talking AM radio tiers of interference.

>>59361090
> serious googling
I will use that term at work.

>>59359136
No you don't.

t. shitposter

>>59363772
> tfw sleep is not reliable
> tfw clock skew
> tfw you waited 24 hours and didn't get the proper date

>>59363772
kek

>>59362113
He dropped all the Nuchijous for that autistic ayyy lmao from Haruhi.

Foxworth a shit.

>>59363227
Deserved it.

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>>59361189

>>59363847
I'm going to implement a Lua interface for drivers in my kernel.
You just watch.

>>59363412
xD

>>59361024
What exactly is wrong with these

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>>59362004
Hereforth cometh the power of statistics

>>59364282
Uhm.. not sure if that post was satire, but you may also realize that not many blacks even attend to school, and the scores / requirements have been lowered several times in that time frame.

This is like saying kids don't die in 2017 because now we have gay marriage. It has nothing to do with the evolution of science/medicine and such, obviously.

>>59364301
I meant to have an anti-black post, I am so used to seeing bunch of infographics that show that blacks are failing education I just picked the first one on google without looking at it and shot myself in the foot.

RIP

>>59364365
well it's rather just .. useless, something the media would use, lol.

>>59364379
getting off topic

fuck windows amirite????

>>59361234
If I were that guy I'm not sure I would have been able to stop myself from killing those two retarded bitches.

I just hope he got the chance to show the how stupid they are and ridicule them in front of the rest of the family. There is nothing worse than illiterate mongoloids who think they know more of everything than everyone else

>>59364399
muh ryzen 1700 makes 134.1 fps in call of duty 1 instead of 134.0 on the 7700k. amd won fuck powervr.

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>>59361590
You know, there are smaller HDMI to DVI adapters. And right angle HDMI cables/adapters. But I guess if whoever did that wasn't a mouthbreathing retard, we wouldn't have the funay picture to laugh at.

>>59359417
>tfw I'm the guy who made this post
I literally only posted it once and it was a retarded shitpost. I can't believe macfags actually took it seriously lmao.

>>59361093
What website is this?
Paleo/int/ or something? 2ch?

>>59364756
2ch's /g/ equivalent iirc

>>59361176
resourceful, at least

>>59362906
>he same kot image with the same file name was in the vault7 leaks.
That's the missing piece of information that really shouldve been in the collage in the first place. Thx

>>59361223
what on earth is causing those yearly spikes in searches for gay porn?

>>59365119
media brainwashing, politics pushing gay stuff, etc etc. do you live in a basement, anon?

>>59364644
>I was just pretending

>>59365183
I was. Don't need to prove it to you though.

>>59365202
Sure thing.

>>59365156
yea, but I'm refering to those recurring annual spikes

>>59365243
maybe its weekend in Sweden local time?
but heck, look into it and post about it.

>>59360911
it looks like when a snake eats a deer whole

>>59361390
>drop rocks off the moon
'no'

>>59361189
im trying really hard to figure out what that guy was seeing

>>59360970
The "I'm a Paladin in WoW and my favourite game is League of Legends" starterpack

>>59365832

>How could anyone expect you to do better in games with such substandard gear goy - I have just the thing for you right here.

>>59360911
that doggo looks sick

>>59361016
So a new iPhone gets released, and people look for reasons to buy the new one?

>>59366071
let me guess, she looks thicc

>>59366126
New iPhone gets released, and Apple releases updated version of iOS that makes old iPhones slower, more like.

>>59359389
>Autism.png
He's just proving a point. The longer he lets the bot do that the more confident you can be.

>>59366157
Should it be surprising that new software is more hardware-intensive?

>>59364778
2ch it was a russian site ten years ago.

>>59361093
I wanna try to use linux, but I dunno which distr I should take.

>>59366242
Gentoo GNU/Linux

>>59363781
Reminds me of what a guy in my group at uni did.
He hardcoded some values like this in a similar way, which took him over 200 lines of code.
I later replaced it with a single statement.

>>59361215
>Kevin
topkek

>>59366223
what

>>59366219
If something is more hardware-intensive than before, it should be because it's better, not because the hardware vendor is trying to make you buy better hardware.

>>59366223
shut up slawshit.

>>59366335
shut up yankee

>>59366470
>Dmitry
>yankee

>>59366251
Oh, i forgot that it's humour thread

>>59361077
i7 6700hq at full load (prime95) doesnt throttle or go over 80C

>>59366332
I've only had a 1st gen iPod touch so I'm not very familiar with iOS evolution, but a rough search indicates that they added features and functionality every time.

>>59361151
What about it?

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>>59361390

>>59364822
Okay the viewmaster is what got me

>>59366598
>that they added features and functionality every time.
bloat, features should take up space not more processing power. On my sister's iPad 3 the jump from iOS 7 to 8 was horrible with lag and stutters everywhere.

>>59364227
nothing, maybe the gradient inconsistency or there being any gradients at all
>>59362866
>>59363087
fuck off iOS 6 looked like dogshit with plastic shine everywhere. Stop looking at everything through nostalgia-coated glasses

>>59363076
I've actually completely forgotten what a Zune is.
I care too little to search for it.

>>59366876
Thanks, that reminded me that I have to fix a load balancer tomorrow morning.

>>59364529
>giving that much shit about a decade old monitors plastic that you can't even see

>>59366943
Why did she update if the features are merely bloat?

>>59359485
Fuck this, right in the feels. Gotta get out of operations.

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>>59364301
>you may also realize that not many blacks even attend to school
[Citation needed]

>the scores / requirements have been lowered several times in that time frame.
See above, and also that would affect the white dropout rate by the same amount so it's a moot point anyway.

Are you normally this retarded or only on 4chan?

>>59363120
Because you can't move the laptop further down the lap, right?

>>59361573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ID4HwJtJ8
This guy is super post-unironic

>>59367006
Tomorrow is going to be fun. Coworker comes back from holiday and we noticed last week that he fucked up a splitbrain recovery (synced in the wrong direction) on a system that is supposed to go live next week.

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>>59360984

This has to be my favorite scene out of any movie, ever

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>>59361961

You know how with music, some songs you love immediately but you hate them after 20 times, and some songs are meh at the beginning but grow on you and never get old?

It's like this with the redesign they did for iOS 7(?) - at first it looked pretty meh, but using it every day I love the simplicity of it, it never gets annoying.

>>59363232
What a stupid comic layout. I read it downwards first because of the white seperators

>>59361401
Damn, I haven't seen troll face on 4chan in years.

>>59361847
>when you're taking a standing dump and you fall asleep

>>59364822
>>59366841

Lost it at kickstand

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>>59366891
There's something about XKCD that's always rubbed me the wrong way.

>>59367772
The fact that it stole someone else's joke but somehow made it even less funny?

>>59367382
>that would affect the white dropout rate by the same amount
if we were all the same sure
but we aint

>>59367827
It's just another tech meme storage container.

The people who enjoy it also usually watch IT Crowd/TBBT and feel like they're smart because of it.

>>59367171
forced updating, you can't block updates and they keep getting downloaded/installed by night. It's like windows in hardcore mode

>>59367905
>The people who enjoy it also usually post on /g/ and feel like they're smart because of it.

>>59367772
what, you don't like pseudointellectual science jokes?

>>59361083
I don't think this tweet actually exists.
If it does, I can't find it.

>>59362914
he says what we're all thinking

>>59359485
>>59367260
>>59359517
am I the only one who doesn't think this is awesome?
>excuse to get out of social situations with normies
>fat stacks of NEETbux
aw yis

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>>59361605
>becomes portable when carried
My fucking sides!

>>59363781
I did something like that once, when I was first learning basic in highschool. It was a 'game' that moved a ball into 3 different positions to avoid other balls. I nested so many fucking 'If's' when I could have just stored the position in a value instead.

>>59365156
>he thinks people can be convinced to become gay

Are you saying you would become gay with enough coercion? Fag!

>>59365119
the gay pride parade?

>>59364822
Would unironically buy/10

>>59362984
>>59362993
>>59363344
Go back to Mexico.

>>59368080
I'm not arguing with that.

>>59367481
this guy is so fucking weird
i used to be on his secret discord server where he would post trap pics of himself pretty much all day
he kicked me out after calling me out for not posting daily and not being a no-life neet like him.

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>>59360994

>>59369235
already posted my bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI

>when you realise that going to the media for support is actually easier than finishing college

>>59369383
bad memory?

>>59361004
>waiting for a lecturer to make time for anything ever.
True shit, I was driven to this many times in college.

>>59362527
>dat hand
>dat hand
Every time

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>>59369560

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>>59369607

>>59369312
sensiblechuckle.gif

>>59369312
Even your own gaming equipment thinks you're a loser.

>>59367972
pretty sure you can turn off automatic updates

>>59369886
automatic? Yes, but you can't turn them off completely. They keep downloading themselves and I need to keep erasing them every goddamn day

>>59363724
me on the left

>>59363985
It just means your equipment wasn't above the noise floor - since it was actually on the floor. You have to pick the cables up off the ground, or they'll suffer a ground loop.

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>>59364822
>ear trumpet jack

>>59361060
JESUS THE COMPUTER

The sticky still has a Santa hat. I find it kinda lulz worthy.

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>>59364071
>Taaki
>not superior genuine Disappearance Yuki

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>>59367772

>>59370430
I've never seen this. Link?

>>59362914

>22 people like this

>>59361024
as a professional graphic designer with 38 years of experience and ultrapatrician taste, as someone who designed the most beautiful and functional things in the world, i can say these icons look great

>>59370462
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=xkcd+hillary

>>59361102
so linux is the best one