is this PHP code beautiful code?

>>59353794
The ugliness of object oriented PHP is exactly why I don't touch it.

>that code is fucking ugly

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>>59353794
>php
>raw sql instead os stored procedures
>functions that return html

>line 5951
>hardcoding html
>no brackets in blocks of more than 1 line
>no error handling
>class doesnt know what it wants to be

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>>59353794
- $retrieve and the database connection should be parameters created by the environment.
- Are you sure the for() loop does what you want it to do?
- Don't mix html and PHP if possible. Is your class a Model or a HTML helper?
- Read about SOLID, DRY, etc..
- Do not use var.

>>59353949
Stored procedures are only for special cases. If you are using a control version system just don't bother.

>>59354244
>Stored procedures are only for special cases.

no they're not.

>>59354795
DBMS optimizers made raw queries suck less.

>>59354058
What's wrong with hard coding html

>>59356879
Shit gets messy. You only need to pass back values of the vars.

>>59356879
>"I want to change the way posts look"
Now you have to go and edit in 5 different functions because the post date, comment, post number etc returns the markup from all over the place.

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How is this? I took all of your advice and tried to apply it.