Please give reason of why java is so awesome

>>59341018
It has a really large library, and is an easy language to program in.

Pure OOP baby

>>59341018
Java code is elegant and clean

>>59341018
I'm paid to do it

>>59341018
Dude everything is an object.

>>59341018
No buffer overflows

How is that there is no buffer overflows?

>>59341100
Automatic bounds checking

DUDE
OBJECTS
LMAO

>>59341131
so awesome

>>59341100
you get Runtime Exception instead

>>59341018
Java has the highest caffeine to survive sleepless nights

>>59341018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Cr0EWwaTk

>>59341026
fpbp

>>59341191
>not Death Wish Coffee diluted in Monster

>needs a virtual machine to do anything
Hey mom, look at my 5MB Hello World program

>>59341018
"There are a lot of Java developers all over the world, so wages can be kept low, problematic developers can be easily replaced and software maintenance can be outsourced to India and China." - Enterprise Manager BA115

>>59341219
For Hello Worlds we have C

>>59341243
t. Rust code toddler

>>59341200
wtf I love java now

nullPointerException

Women are treated as objects

Objects are treated like women

>>59341018
Write once, run any where. Bitch!

>>59341018
>isn't slow as hell like Python/Ruby/JS and the community isn't filled with Macbook-toting, Starbucks-drinking """coders"""
>isn't unsafe like C and C++
>doesn't have AIDS-inducing syntax like Rust
>doesn't require autism to be productive unlike functional languages
>a lot of useful data structures and other features in the std library
>tons of jobs

It's as close as we've gotten to a perfect language now that I think about it.

>>59341018
Forces you to not be a retard, so you can tell how most of /g/ can't comprehend it

>>59341018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXvm76e2X1Q

>>59342562
sounds like .net m8

>>59342910
Oh man that's hilarious

>>59341049
>he doesn't use reflection for literally everything to ensure job security

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>>59342910
>Online Banking Systems
>Picture Related

I now they are all use java but no way. This is a part of the joke right? It can't be real.

>>59341066
kek

>>59342562
>doesn't require autism to be productive unlike functional languages
You can have an IQ of 115 without autism, anon.

>>59341018
It's the most powerful language in the world.

>>59341018
>>59345981

>>59344927
What's the prob anon? That's a standard equals method

>>59341026
/thread

>>59341068
>everything in Java is an object
retard

>>59341068

You're confusing it with python. In java, not everything is an object.

>>59341872
>nullPointerException
because undefined behavior is so much better

>>59341018
The community isnt the languages fault and most of its problem come from its retarded community and their stupid design decisions.

>>59341068
I wish.

No, seriously, I fucking wish. Don't care how a language is implemented at compile level. Just give me dot . notation for everything. I beg you.

>>59341200
It took me a while, but I finally figured out what's wrong with this video. There's no background noises. No alarms, sirens, clicks, bangs, whoops, shouts, hollas or anything else. It's pretty, but shallow. No depth, no creativity. It's clear these people got their knowledge of rap from watching Office Space.
>inb4 just like java lol

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Because it keeps the JVM alive, and Clojure and Scala are awesome.

>>59341219
You are just being silly.
Thankss for the lols.

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>>59341018
3 billion devices bro!

>>59350421
BTFO

>>59341018
It works very well for business applications and is a real OOP language.

>>59350502
>real OOP
No it's not. Try Erlang.

>>59350538
fuck off with your obscure hipster languages

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>>59345494
> 115

>>59350421
>C
>you're really stuck with the old awful language

>>59350421
Please name the author so I can avoid his books.

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>>59341068

>>59341018
RuneScape

>>59341049
this

coffee

It's garbage

collection

>>59348542

return this.getName().equals(that.getName());

>>59352815
?

>>59352815
Don't be ridiculous