A TL;DR of everything in the past 5 years

>>59330720
I've contacted your parole officer. You better leave

>>59330720
Post proofs with date.

did u get raped

>>59330720

you didnt miss anything tbqh.

Nothing is different. Everything stays the same. Go back to Prison.

>>59330720
Electric skateboards exist now and they're awesome. Everyone on /g/ either has a OneWheel or a Boosted Board. We always have general threads about modifying them.

That's also a new thing: general threads. We just have the same threads over and over again.

>>59330720
Why did you go to prison?

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AMD hyped another piece of shit CPU and everyone fell for it (again).
Mobileposting took over and is now the norm. Quality of posting is down as a result.
Chink shit general is now a thing if you want cheap tech.
The patent expired on Cherry MX keys so now there's a ton of cheap mechanical keyboards.
People now worship Terry and Temple OS instead of muh freedoms meme man.
/g/ is still mainly /v/'s PC building advice board.

moot is now Google's fuckboi.

He asked when you will stop letting douchebag companies to own your privacy.

>>59330747
Manslaughter. A guy with a gun jumped in front of my truck at a stop sign and tried to rob/hijack me. So instead of being a victim, I just drove through him.

Shitty court ruled that isn't legal to do (castle doctrine not apply in car). At least they kept it as manslaughter instead of murder, but yeah. Thanks America.

Windows 10 is full OFFICIAL botnet. Keylogger, audio recorder, sends everything you open to MS etc. all official and admitted. Also you can't officially disable updates.

Linux is where it's always been.

Nothing happened in the CPU department until Ryzen released for 5 years. Basically 5-8% better IPC per year over at intel. Ryzen is great, but it's not the best for gaming because of lower clocks (the same goes for intels octacores). Had some launch issues but it's finally competition.

Ram, HDDs and SSDs fluctuate badly in price. Hdds haven't gone down in price since like 2013.

Not much happened with phones since ~2013, just more locked down slim and fragile hardware with better specs.

Laptops are now mostly ultrabooks, this coupled with minimal improvement in CPUs makes a 100-200$ sandy bridge thinkpad as fast as a new 700-1000$ laptop, just heavier.

>>59333073

Windows 10 is basically ramsonware, don't use that shit.
Ubuntu is the same shit as 5 years ago

>>59333246
no

>>59333331
no u

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>>59330720
>already collecting apu apustajas

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>>59330744
Kek'd and checked

>>59333246
>a 100-200$ sandy bridge thinkpad as fast as a new 700-1000$ laptop

wut

>>59333073
That sounds like stupid lawyering. If he would imminently kill you no first world country in the world doesn't take that as self defense. Or, you're lying.

>>59335171
>imminently kill you
Not a lawyer, but I imagine the defense is like "how do you know he would have killed you?"

If you cooperate and give him your truck, he might not shoot you.

Self-defense laws are shit in most places, and they never take into account any kind of human factors. As if anyone on the jury would have hopped out of their car for Jamal at 11pm in Compton.

>>59335266
that's racist

>>59335152
Apple has those shit fucking CPUs that thermal throttle.

>>59330720
Bitcoin finally went ath

>>59333331
>>>59333333