MBP General /MBPg/

>>59324855
Congrats, enjoy it. Also, checked.

>>59324855
MBP master race checking in. Autistic poorfags on suicide watch.

>>59324855
No MBP here. What made you decide to buy a MBP?
Don't you feel like you mostly paid for the brand?

>>59325717
>What made you decide to buy a MBP?

The hinges on my X1 Carbon literally snapped in half. Was never abused or damaged in any way. I was basically using a two-piece laptop for over a year, so it was time for something new.

I had a regular MB four or so years ago. I decided to go back to Apple because of the absolutely horrible experience I had with Jewnovo.

>Don't you feel like you mostly paid for the brand?

Yes, I gladly paid for the brand, which means I get an extremely well-constructed, high quality laptop. I am very happy with my purchase. Paid $2,249 on B&H.

I'm thinking about selling my T460p but goddamn the price to performance ratio of the new MBP with the touchbar is fucking low

>>59325977
>>performance ratio of the new MBP with the touchbar is fucking low

Don't.

>>59325933
See thats the thing, i do have the money to buy one (scarcely) but i seriously cant justify a 2000$ laptop, i cant even justify a 1000$ laptop and im hesitant to buy new computer parts because its all the same shit

maybe im just a cheap poorfag jew? Ive been meaning to try an apple laptop but i cant help but cringe at the price tags. not just apple either, dell xps is too fucking expensive, new thinkpads as well, everything basically

>>59326020
I paid 1400 for the Thinkpad......so if I find some idiot on Amazon I could possibly get the MacBook for 749

>>59326037
No, you're being pretty reasonable and logical. I didn't, by any stretch of the imagination, NEED to purchase an expensive laptop, especially a $2k one. It's something I really wanted and saved for, so I bought it.

>>59326037
as someone who's used both windows and macOS, if you dont have an iPhone, there really isnt a whole lot to macOS. its just a more comfier experience, but if windows is all you've known, you won't know what your missing and desu its really not a whole lot. just general conveniences.

>>59325977
Just get the Mac. You'll enjoy it

>>59326174
I tend to agree.

Enjoy your shit ass Chiclet keyboard

>>59326255
I don't wanna eat it. It's really nice to use. I actually like it even better than my ThinkPad keyboard.

>>59326255
Assmad poorfag autist detected.

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>>59326255
Have you even used one? They're pretty damn good m8

>>59326174
This. Gaymer babby fags will sperg and tell you to get an Asus or Memeienware instead - don't listen to them. The new MBP is great.

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>>59326407
the old ones were good for what they were, the new ones are fucking garbage. It feels like you haven't actually pressed the key, and it hurts your fingers after extended use.

>>59326606
>tfw I want to give up wangblows and gayming too cus it's a waste of my time but I'm addicted and I need help

Fuck

>>59326745
Gonna have to strongly disagree with you. The old MBP keyboards are absolute trash compared to the new one imo. Old ones felt cheap and loose. Guess it's just personal preference.

>>59326804
Gaming really is useless. All the gamer friends I have are almost completely broke and have no aspirations in life. And they refuse to work out with me. You can kick the addiction bro, I believe in you

so..how many years can MBP battery last, until it get swollen like a bull's pussy ?

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>>59324855
>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have <70% aRGB
>gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

http://www.howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving files around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

>>59327335
/thread

What's with all the apple shilling going on right now? Not that they're that bad but they're hardly worth their price tag just like their phones. It just seems unusual for /g/
>>59327335 seems to be the only anon with any common sense.

>>59327335
>>59327345
>>59327383
>samefagging this hard

Kill yourself, dirt-poor autist.

>>59324855
> Buying a machine for homosexuals that enjoy poo in the penis

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>>59327425
>t. poorfag

>>59327383
/g/ is full of autistic people who can't stand it when people like what they don't like. I will pretend to like Apple shit on here for as long as it makes neckbeards asspained.

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>>59327458
>i'm only PRETENDING to be retarded

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>>59327335
>look mom, I posted it again!

>>59327451
>being this autistic

I genuinely pity you

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>>59327425
No

>>59327507
>what is using a proxy
>what is using a different device off of wifi

go back to >>>/v/ little babby gaymer virgin

>>59327470
Apple has 6.9% market share for computers. Not even 7 fucking percent. Yet making even a comment that's neutral about Apple on here, you'll trigger the shit out of some neckbeard who has a whole folder dedicated to memes about bashing Apple. If you don't like Apple, why not just not buy their products? Do you people need to spend so much time validating each other's purchasing decisions with regards to Windows laptops that you have to cirlejerk 24/7 about how you're so much better than the dumb sheeple who buy Apple products? They're a small minority of the market, there's no reason for people to be this obsessed with them.

>>59327507
>being retarded
>buys macs
Really makes you think

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>>59327528
WHy in the fuck would someone use a proxy to samefag on a board with no IDs you are retarded. Oh and btw you were wrong.

>>59327335
/thread

>>59327624
ur mom's a gay nigger. I bet ur comp isn't as fast as my alienware haha faggot. 1v1 me in overwatch fag haha. ur lil mac will get raped

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daily reminder

>>59327649
You have to be at least 18 to post here.

So many fucking autistic retards in this thread. Jesus.

>>59327668
>having this saved on your computer

Wew lad

>>59327649
fuk u gayboi and fuk ur gay ass overwatch. I'll beat u at cs:go any day of the week tho

>>59327672
/thread

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>>59327544
Sounds to me like you're the only one here triggered, and by mere copy pasta at that. Keep on raging, I'll be sure to take up the copy pasta if no one else does, your autistic rage tears are delicious. :^)

>>59327672
>>59327754
/thread

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>>59327756
You're just proving my point. How big is your anti Apple memes folder?

I could spend a few minutes on Google images collecting pictures of Windows users being embarrassing, but I'm not that autistic, so I'll leave you with just one.

>>59327672
I turned 18 yesterday faggot and I got a alienware from my grandma and it will btfo your shitty imac any day of the week

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>>59327458
(you)

>>59327937
The difference between reality and your image is that /g/ ALWAYS gets triggered by this company that controls less than 10% of the market and their customers.

>>59327335
Fucking this.

Apple has been shit since day one....just read the story about how Steve Jobs stole the idea of the mouse from Xerox....it'll rustle your Jimmies real quick

>>59327425
>2017 still using the poorfag argument

Fucking gas yourself faggot

I'll bet my entire setup costs at least a solid 1-2 thousand dollars more than whatever little poorfag "mac setup" or whatever you faggots call it

Maybe if you were smart enough to build your own computer you'd understand how to buy quality products and build something that's actually worth its price


This board is for the discussion of technology, NOT Apple garbage

GTFO Faggot

>>59327544
We enjoy reminding Macfags that they're retards and they don't know anything about technology.

It entertains us kek

>>59328288
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>>59328342
>Samefagging again

You're hella fuckin triggered dude hahahaha. Must suck being poor as fuck lmao

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>>59328342

>>59327788
>even sandniggers aren't retarded enough to buy Applel shit


KEK

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>>59328342


>>59327790
This obviously bait.....but it's true, any Ayylienware can BTFO any Mac piece of shit

>>59324855
my brother just spent 900 on a used mac book pro 2016, lol senpai

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>>59328393
Congrats faggot. Now kill yourself before I delete ur internet

>>59328351
Holy shit you're retarded

>>59328416
Holy shit you're triggered

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>>59328416
>autist detected

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>>59328365
Faggot niggered

>>59327458
This.

>>59327451
Lmao