I'm fucking scared of this thing now.

>>59324688
Is that they Amazon brand fleshlight?

>>59324711
Dot would be sufficient to accommodate my penis size.

>Placing an internet connected microphone in your house

>>59324688
Lol wtf why now?
Hope its not that CIA shit.
These companies hoard your data to sell it and the government can request it any time. Oh they can see it directly wow I'm upset now.
You guys should be less concerned with shitposting and more concerned with apologising to tinfoil hatters

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>>59324688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpDzW7YlgsQ

>>59324772
I have an Android (and a Samsung smart tv)

>now
Were you retarded before?

>>59325092
Holy shit.

>>59325092
jesus

>>59324772
>what is a smartphone

>>59324688
It looks like the Monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Coincidence??? I think not.

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>>59325092
Alexa, open the pod bay doors

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>>59325092
Everything is Botnet

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>>59325092
Why didn't you listen?

>>59325092
Everything is connected to the cia though.
Their tendrils finger even the deepest crevasse.

>>59324688
You should be scared of just about everything besides FreeBSD.

>>59325092
thos video right here is why the amazon shill from the last thread don't show up.

>>59325693
Why? I'm not a criminal or pedo.

>>59325092
Scary as fuck.

>>59325647
everyone is CIA now

>WE'RE ALL SONS OF THE PATRIOTS

>>59324688
There's nothing to be scared of. It's remarkably accurate. Sure, there are stories of it going off on some voice command it received from a radio show or TV show, but c'mon those are really rare instances. If you're really that afraid of losing money, just don't add your credit card to Amazon and that's it.

>>59325092
Alexa actually has a specific answer if it didn't understand the question, I believe it says "I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that" or something to that effect so the fact that it didn't even answer is interesting.

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>>59325092
>Alexa, are you in possession of information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

Alexa, AM I BEING DETAINED?!
Alexa, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

>>59324688
botnet

>>59325092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg9ZlY6DzVo

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>>59327297
>>59325092

>>59325401
Are those the new Cybermen?

>>59327249
underrated toast