How To Fix Pissing With A Boner Invention

Or I could sit down on the toilet and push my dick down with my finger

>>59309224
I'd touch the water, tho

>>59309140
10/10 ad copy would buy

>>59309224
this feels good
alternatively stand up and lean forward thus creating a 70 degree bend in your hips. Your penis will point straight in to the toilet and you can pee freely, no proprietary penis extensions required

>5 inch width

so it's for pencil dicks. okay.

>>59309371
>i have a 15 inch penile circumference

>>59309404
penis circumference isn't a perfect circle

I don't have that problem I have a vagina.

I want one now.

Boner pissing is the worst crime against the male sex.
It is our pregnancy.

>2017
>not pissing in the sink
It's good for the environment as well since you don't have to use any water

>pissing with a boner

Why are kids these days so fucking retarded?

>>59309444
post your tits on /s/ and link it back here you filthy slut

>>59309284
or you could just take a cold shower so it goes away, then hop out, piss and hop back in again

>>59309224
No way I could do that, can't even get it much past 100 degrees

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>>59309224
>>59309284
>he has a small penis
How does it feel like knowing that you will never pleasure a woman?

>>59311687
If you're hopping in the shower just piss there. You can save some water that way too

>>59311687
>getting out of the shower to piss

Are you literally retarded?

>>59311687
>cold shower

That's supposed to make you lose an erection? I always get a raging boner when the water suddenly turns cold.

INNOVASHUN

>>59312028
My toilet's right next to the shower, so I just open the curtain and piss in the toilet. Also, I have first-world water so I can flush the toilet and it doesn't change the water temperature.

> All these defective anons who can piss with a boner
There is supposed to be a muscle that closes your urethra while you're hard so you don't accidentally make piss babies. Enjoy your early life erectile dysfunction faggots.

T. Superior, cant-piss-with-boner anon

I just tell my gf to open wide, but I would certainly buy

I just stick a coffee stirrer into my urethra to fix the dual stream issue. What added benefit does your tube provide?

>not just doing a handstand with your dick towards the toilet

I literally got /fit/ to do just this. Feels incredible.

>>59312558
But once you're nearly done and it starts to trickle don't you piss all over your face?

>>59312586
That's the best part. It's so warm and slightly salty.

>>59312005
This. I don't think i ever don't piss in the shower anymore. Maximizes efficiency by saving time and water. I would brush my teeth in the shower if it didn't make the toothpaste feel like acid on the rest of my body. Would shave too if i could make a mirror work properly. Knock out the morning routine in >10 minutes.

got anything to fix not being able to pee a little bit after masturbating?

>>59312586
Not if your dick and core is /fit/ enough to create a powerful stream from start to finish. My piss stream is like a broken fire hydrant. People in the next house over mirin' when I take a piss because of how violently it impacts the toilet water.

>>59312604
Nothing to fix, retard, that's supposed to happen.

>>59312674
>tfw your piss impacts the toilet water so violently that the water splashes out onto your face

>people unironically use their single-function organs to expel waste

You don't seriously do this, do you? Why not just use your dump flap like everyone else. It's there for a reason.

Wait, don't tell me. Feel that spot between your balls and asshole. Is there a seam, like a scar?

Hahaha you've been circum-flapped, havent you!?

>>59312711
It forces itself and all impacted water straight through the plumbing. I don't even have to flush anymore unless i take a shit.

Actually, I can't even piss while I have an erection. Like, i literally can't. I always wait until my boner goes away. Is this even technology related?

>>59309140
...or just hop in the shower and piss in any direction.

>>59309224
> I want my dick to touch the inside of toilet

>>59312127
And why not just let it rip as you continue washing your hair and shit?

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>wake up with morning wood
>have to pee
>pee into the toilet because my penis is awesome
Concave down master race.

>>59309140
Now, what kind of retard made a tube like that? I mean, piss will stay inside and this invention will start to stink very soon.