/g/ humour thread

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>>59302236

>>59302243
>gayming faggot
>not BSOD

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>>59302236

>>59302236
>>59302243
>>59302295
Humour threads are supposed to be funny, kids

>>59302479
xd

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>>59302479
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>59302499

>>59302503
To be fair it is better to put notes in your code so even an idiot coder can take over your mantel if you die or something.

I can't be the only one who's looked through archaic garbage code without notation and realised it would take less time to rewrite it but it could have just taken like 4 seconds if it has proper notations. Who cares if its redundant and has meme faces on it.

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More /sci/ than /g/, but i think this will be appreciated here.

>>59302503
Beautiful

>>59302545
>literal rich boi nobody
>not even good at the thing he claims to be good at
>verified
How does Twitter even work?

>>59302578
/hw

>>59302479
DELET THIS
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>>59302545
How is it even possible to be this ignorant.

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>humour
LOL

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>>59302295

>>59302573
is this a screenfetch screenshot reference

>>59302578
AMD BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
IT IS OVER
NVIDIA WON

>>59302533
I do. Comments should be logical, but that's not the point of the fucking image. It's making fun of this dumb bitch.
>else return 5 because I'm so random yay :D*
Her code is shit and useless. The code on the left has real world applications

>>59303631
>homophobic names
heh

>>59303778
hardware video encoding in a nutshell

>>59303640
the fuck?

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>>59303778

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>>59302236
/r/ing naked pajeet on tree covering balls with hand and the picture has a watermark along the lines "Certified Microsoft Solutions Developer"

>>59302533
Why would you want an idiot (pajeet) coder to take over your mantel? So he can shill it for donations? If you can't read code like notes you might as well not get into programming, regardless of its uses.

>>59303656
this will get its own folder, next to the apple guy

>>59302503
>tfw youre the right but without all the comments

>>59303484
sigh, i relate to this too much

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So, is /g/ unironically /v/?
>>>/v/369789854

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>>59305237

>>59305222
kek

This website
http://l337gaming.com/l337_why.htm

>>59302503
>It is hacker code used to steal nude photos!

Lost

>>59302545
That isn't wrong but it would have to be a really big rock

>4u

>>59303484
Literally me

>>59303631
Feels good that he got btfo

>>59302644
subtle

>>59302545
Thank god neil and aldrin didn't have butterfingers

>>59302584
underrated this one hit home

>>59303878
developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers

>>59302236
Fucking hell, my neighbor named his router that.

>>59302479

I swear that anon should have prepared his shit better instead of letting his sister get away with this

>>59302603
>Windows
you are the only one to blame here

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>>59302644
TOP KEK

>>59303664
What's funny?

>>59302545
i thought this was bait until i read the name

>>59305666
fug :DDD

>>59305222
>991999
>1999
noice

>>59305677
>trips checked by dubs
nani?

>>59303870
I've ate mule meat before, and it's actually a very lean yet savory beef flavor

>>59302503
Fake, her post at 9:39 Feb 11 2016 is some aids research thing.

>>59302553
I had a high school teacher do this once.

>>59302479
Someone fills me in.

>>59303640
keked

>>59302479
FUCK

>>59303568
I think it's more about how there's massive CPU usage on every other core and the OS is using 2 gigs of memory sans cache just to display a picture of bill gates, a file explorer, two terminals, and a resource meter.
It's more sad than funny.

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>>59305926
Heres the original.

>>59306283
You see neither the task bar nor the process list. But go ahead and make assumptions.

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>>59306341
If that's not it then what's the joke?

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>>59303656
>monitor is 21" 1920x1080@60hz

>>59306730
get out

>>59305621
read the headline of the story

>>59302243
It's funny, because "panic" literally means "virgin" in my language

>>59302596
>both hands on keyboard
Who took the picture?

>>59305497
he unironically should've smacked that bitch

>>59302533

If you are writing code it should be simple enough to get first glance.

If its too difficult for that you need to write better simpler code break things up.

The most you should need to write is a description at the top of what it does.

Anything more and you are writing the program twice and forcing someone to read it twice.

>>59303656
how can one be such an feggit?

>>59307338
It's funny, because my country is most probably a lot more white than yours

>>59302624

I still say this guy could be cleverly avoiding a keylogger.

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>>59303656
Exterior view.

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>>59302578

>>59303631
Kill yourself, shit smear.

>>59307416
It's funny, because you must literally have shit for brains to think that's somehow relevant.

>>59303656
the macbook pro makes it

>>59307338
>assmangled sack of anglo shit venting his monolingual retard frustration on others

>>59303568
Yes

>>59302479
I rage erry tiem

>>59306294
I raged again

someone post the one with the black guy """"inventing"""" his own computer

>>59305167
shit man, I came here looking for that thread because I saw in it on the front page as I refreshed and I was sure it was here

>>59307602
>>59307338
Why are you so rude?

>>59303484
i saw this exact one on tumblr 2 weeks ago

>>59303778
why is the GPU one a burnt?

>>59310175
LOL

>tfw posting through my personal OS developed entirely in Loliscript

>>59307454
Or the keyboard is kill, or he doesnt want to make noise.

>>59307692
if only there was some kind of dock you could put it in

>>59310175
hi /jp/

>>59311069
gotta love that "mouse shot" at 0:17

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Remember our mascot?

>>59306534
The joke is that this is what ever shithead posts in a screenfetch thread with muh loonicks but when you show the same stuff in windows you see how fucking stupid it is

>>59302573
kek every time

What the fuck was that thread

>>59310840
Moron

>>59306294
Thanks. Now I see why they raged.

>>59307454
wouldn't the touch screen keyboard still be inputting keystrokes as far as the os (and whatever keylogger they have) is concerned?

>>59305222
score one for the good guys

>>59302545
I saw this on Reddit, and apparently it's from a book, you fucking retards

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>>59307511

>>59305167
Why is there a banana magazine on the motherboard?

>>59311741
oh i love that one

>>59311747
it's a really fucking stupid looking heatsink

it has a purpose but it still looks stupid as fuck

>>59302448
dude, you want pray game is fucking classic, its vintage, sorry you're too new to appriciate it.

>>59311754
:)

>>59310350
Who are you quoting?

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>>59307692
i need to follow this guy

>>59303666
appul satan pls

>>59311178
thank you for reminding me why I will never go into web dev

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>>59311069

>>59310840
you can't put it on the dock when you're taking it out of the house, unless you bring the dock with you, which kind of defeats the point of the portability

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>>59303778

>>59312957
i don get it

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>>59312957
>>59312992

>>59312832
this. go web dev if you want to be at the lowest rung of software engineering, get paid shit, and compete with a million bootcamp kids and dudes with Finance and Math degrees.

>>59302624
My work has ergo software that limits the amount of computer usage in a day. It doesn't count the touchscreen.

>>59313105
That sounds like the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard

>>59302491
Perfect ano

>>59303656
>nike socks
fake fan detected

>>59313298
does razor make socks?

>>59313122
It's not a hard limit, but your boss gets reports when you violate the limits. Depends on how hard they want to work us.

>>59313332
Still, why?

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>>59311831
Notch is probably my favorite person on twitter

>>59313354
Because most of their work injuries are ergo related.

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>>59313319
obviously

>>59303484
My life

>>59313425
>wearing socks while gaming
But by going bare foot you get better friction which gives you an edge over socks wearing plebs.

>>59313448
Elaborate

>>59313458
>He doesn't use tacticile foot pedals

>>59302578
>frequencylets

When will they learn?

>>59313458
>Wearing socks and gayming
>tight spot
>whole body tense
>you legs slips
>fall of chair
>pull pc down from the table with headset cable
>house burns down
Never use socks when gaming

>>59313519
Yeah that is a scenario I didn't think about. Thanks for the heads up

>>59313618
Dobson is a whole goldmine of comedy cringe

>>59313618
imagine being at computers

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>>59313642
I'm at computer right now

>>59306294
the sad thing about this is that, if this makes you mad, you too are computer illiterate

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>>59313618
>>59313642

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>>59313903
>Getting mad at people being retards makes you tech illiterate

>>59302503

code on left gives me an existential crisis

code on right makes me feel like a valuable part of society

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>>59313448
>better friction
But the driving shoe industry says you'll get the best friction with shoes.

>>59307416
Hi Argentina!

>>59307692
I'm glad notch has moved past his "I'm so fucking rich and hard done by woe is me" phase

>>59313934
It's less accurate and slower than using the SSE instruction rsqrtss, but it was written before processors had SSE.
I think the joke here is that neither accurately work. Though the one of the left is because it's a speed hack, and the one on the right is bad code on purpose for trolling.

>>59303656
>the fucking horse mask folded up in the lower left shelf

>>59302630
where did you find this picture of me

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>>59314032

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>>59303640

>>59314006
Why does being a speed hack mean it doesn't work?

>>59313920
>imagine being at computers

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>>59314043

>>59302491
Wew, this really is the essence of /g/ - needs more maki doe.

>>59302479
kek, that shitty shit again and all the samefagging

>>59302295
Smirked

>>59314052
Because 0x5f375a86 is more accurate than 0x5f3759df
It works, just not as accurate as it could be for the same performance.

>>59312957
>>59312997
Not how AMD's modules work faggots.

>>59314161
Thats what Intelfags post to make themselves feel better about muh 3% better single core performance

>>59314191
fanbois are retarded, AMD ones too

>>59314052
>>59314147
Also sizeof long needs to be 4 bytes, if this was compiled on a 64 system that has a sizeof long being 8 bytes it could return negative numbers. Serious flaw in portability.

>>59302584
Some actually funny and actually /g/ humour.
Hat's off

>>59305161

>>59302479
>>59302503
Women should be shot

>>59303656
>My brother had a backlit keyboard and mice and stuff, he is so smart

Suzie, your brother literally just plays games and masturbates all day

>>59313933
yes, weeb with anime avatar, it does. the story is completely unbelievable and only someone who has little experience with computers and people would believe it.

which is probably why it always gets a lot of replies in neo-/g/ aka "/g/ - fizzbuzz and smartphones"

>>59302584
kek

>>59313023
You must be confusing web development with an HTML jockey.

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>>59313519
>fall of chair
i read about that in western civ in uni i think

>>59313618
... All macs were intel by that time, c2d I think. Unless he bought a refurb in 2008.

>>59303656
>macbook
>monster zero ultra
>nike socks
>seemingly permanent things plugged into the front io
>firefox
>unused stickers
>wheeled desk

The Third Impact is imminent.

>>59302584
Fucking kek
>>59303656
What started the obsession of keeping boxes? I've never understood this.

>>59316566
I keep boxes of big fragile objects like monitors to be able to move them safely.
I can also understand people keeping boxes to store all the manuals / extra cables / adapters that came with it, in case you'll need them in the future and have no other place for them.

But I am also puzzled as to why people put them on display. Especially if the product lies in sight.

>>59314043
why submit something that's not even finished? we're not going to add the joke for you

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>>59317181

>humor thread
>0 original or funny images
Congrats!

>>59307258
>kernel virgin
makes no sence

>>59303681
The joke is that the dude has been dead for years now and I just reposted an ancient image
And everyone fell for it

>>59306321
>Pajeet tries to make an epic meme, the image

>>59302243
why do you post such lewd deflowering on this muslim imageboard

>>59311069
Fucking MSI again

>>59313618
When you read it, it sounds that Undertale.app is PowerPC application he is trying to launch on 2008 Intel iMac with latest OS X.

>>59314032
This might be a joke, but iPencil is not a stylus, it is a digitizer pen for drawing like Wacom pen for example. And styluses were made for tiny resistive screens with tiny gui elements before iPhone came out with capacitive sensor and finger-friendly icons.

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>>59317370

>>59303664
That's a man baby.

>>59303664

Imagine them having very autistic sex which lasts less than 4 minutes.

>>59315578
And if it was really a PPC, it wouldn't be able to run the latest OS. I think the last PPC compatible version was Leopard, and I would think people would be able to tell the difference between Leopard and El Capitan.

>>59302584
Kek so hard

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>>59310147

>>59317843
in order to use the apple pencil you have to get it out and put it away, and you can lose it. Yuck.

>>59303484
>/dpt/: the picture

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>>59303656
>tfw i have a blackwidow ultimate i bought three years ago and it still just werks
>tfw a bunch of faggots are constantly telling me to pay hundreds of euros for some memeboard because i once bought an overpriced one

why is this place considered the smart board on this website again ?

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>>59302243

>>59305348
>>59311069
kekd audibly

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>>59313642

>>59318468
I never had a part of my PC break, my 9 year old Logitech G9x is still good as new.

The only thing that ever broke on me was a fucking Razer Blackwidow. Everytime you hit the S key it made between 2 and 5 Ses. And their cancerous software had you make an account just to use the macro keys. And the new keyboards don't have cherry switches anymore. Seriously, fuck Razer.

You don't need a 300€ meme keyboard from /mkg/, Ducky and other lesser known chink companies makes great ones <100€. I mean I understand you for keeping it if it works, I'd do the same, but again it was literally the only thing that ever broke on me.

>>59302243
lol m2k

>>59314043
kek'd

>>59319179
>framerate: 1000
noice, shit would have crashed my iphone 6 plus lmao

>>59307258
you from czech republic anon

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>>59319208
>australian power

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>>59319222
It's all yours, my friend

>>59319085

Funfact behind that gif - the guy in question blocked connections to MS servers because "BOTNET" and then complained that he couldnt connect with MS servers.

Briliant!

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>>59319240

>>59319179
Cheeky fucker. Had my 8350 at 70%

>>59303640
Arrest this man

>>59303484
Last one should be make the logo

>>59319208
fuck overlord was retarded

>>59319280
lol 30% on 6700k

>>59307328
>I never write smart or efficient code

>>59302593
It's black. It doesn't.

>>59319354
my 2 year old macbook pro went to 30%. i'm also running over 9000 servers and IDEs right now. get fucked winbabby

>>59319179
80% on the Core 2 Duo T9400 in my chinkpad

>>59319466
""""smart"""" code is for noobs. it has no benefits and reduces readability.

also your hacky, clever code will compile to the exact same byte code as an easy to read, simple version. it is not more efficient to write code like that.

>>59319601
get fucked faggot

>>59319179
58-62% on my Celeron G1820, not bad

>>59313425
>Not cute over knees
Yeah, definitely /v/ tier garbage. I bet they don't even make you better at programing.

>>59307454
Wouldn't a software keylogger track those keystrokes as well?

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a classic

>>59305167
Anyone have the only brains part of this?

>>59314006
The one on the left is doom source code

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>>59320147
Never mind, I'm retarded.

>>59303640
Lost it when he started stabbing the flux.

>>59314711
someone being raped by their family using a spiked dildo is unbelievable, that doesn't mean it hasn't happened

>>59313993
>I'm so fucking rich and hard done by woe is me
>rich and hard done by
what did he mean by this?

>>59302545
She has a point. Have you not seen Starship Troopers?

>>59317843
what is the actual difference between a digitizer pen and a stylus?

>>59320807
Apple logo

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>>59319179

>>59320135
that is uncannily good for being unintentional

>>59311069
is that mizuno aoi?

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>>59321208

>>59319258
Installing the botnet framework actually sucks ass though. It says "installing required components", and then shows a random progress bar that sometimes gets stuck, but doesn't tell you anything about what the fuck is happening right now. And when you download it directly from MS' website, it still requires some online shit. Good thing I stopped using windows.

>>59302553
Why he didn't used the VGA cable direct on laptop?

>>59319190
If only the video was clear enough to see the url...

>>59302479
delet

>>59321492
>macbook

>>59303625
>bro i grounded your electronics bro

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>>59302644

>>59320036
yup, good keyloggers read the memory, not the keystrokes

>>59317515
Fuck islam
You're all going to hell

>>59302553
I feel like this is really underrated; that setup illustrates agile perfectly. He was able to do that quickly with what he had to produce results. Now that he can present, they can take steps to do a more proper solution later.

This never gets old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2yl98bg5PY

>>59321208
Hey chrome actually crashed the first time I hovered over it, great job.

>>59319179
spiked to 92% desu

c2d
e8400

>>59322252
>>59319906
>>59319673
>>59319280
I had a game running and it only went up 20%

you guys are fags

>>59321208
lel Chrome ran out of memory

>>59319480
its beautiful

>>59322293
>nearly 10 year old CPU
>inb4 you're using a T60

Nigger

>>59321208
>tfw images preload
You fucking faggot

>>59304183
i saw this in a bookstore earlier this week. right next to each other and had the same thought lol

>>59303656
>that biohazard sticker on the door
kek

>>59322233
thanks

>>59306294
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>59319120
the first time I watched that gif was in YTMND

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>>59302584

>>59314161
>>59314191

Spotted the AMD shills

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I haven't told anyone these jokes since 1983.
I told them to my mom's gay friend.
Then he molested me.
I think that means they must be pretty good.

What does a computer do when it gets hungry?
Find something to byte!

What does a computer do for exercise?
Run!

What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM!

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>>59302584

>>59322743
>Kernel Panic

A classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omLgv9lJ9jE

>>59316566
autism or fear of needing the box for proof of purchase

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>>59323054

>>59305222
Ha! I get it. It's funny because some fag made it a webm when it should be a gif.

>>59323041
would that work tho?

>>59323321
not with something that small
fun fact: during certain surgeries doctors will run the patient's blood through a refrigeration unit to lower body temperature rapidly and safely, allowing for longer surgeries on some sensitive tissues and organs

>>59314711

Computer science student with dumb family members here, shit got me mad as fuck.

The story is entirely possible but you need to take every single story on the internet with some level of skepticism. Some stories might be completely untrue, others completely factual. Some will have a bit of truth to them while others will have some small embellishment here and there for dramatic effect.

But whether that specific story is true or not isn't the point.

The story is there for us to trigger ourselves over a retarded yet entirely possible scenario.

>>59319179
4930k and nothing seems to have happened.
Fucking toaster PCs

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>>59319179
Athlon II X2 here
Didn't even realize this was meant to slow down my PC until I read the replies

>>59302503
> = number * 0.5F
>0.5F
what the fuck does that even mean

>>59323321
No, a fever is the body's response to fight an infection anyway so even if it did work you'll be doing more harm than good

>>59302578
once you go past 4ghz you start see anything 3.x ghz or below as a joke.

>>59323402
My parents used to put lubed ice cubes in my anus.

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fun fact: I look identical to this guy, except I have a Thinkpad.

I even have the same trilby (got it back when I was into mlp)

>>59323989
>Frequency fags
My i7 has been running at 4.2 GHz for 8 years

>>59309917
t. someone who has never transcoded videos with gpu acceleration

you can get small size perfect quality encodes with cpu but if you use a vidoe card youl get fast very shitty video quality

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>>59324005

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>>59324102
Ya know, I might just start wearing mine again

I'm bringing it back, baby!

>>59323953
It's a floating point number. Google.

>>59323995
I don't believe you
ice cubes don't need any lube
source: my ass