HP makes shit lapt-

>ultrabooks
>fan noise
>heat

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hp shills need to be put down. it's so obvious too. at least when someone shills a macbook they are usually only trying to get (You)s.

>>59288461
nice me-

>>59288702
There's two small fans, at full load it's still damn quiet and at any other level it's silent
The ones with Kaby Lake dual cores (the 15w U series not the 5w Y series) do not have heat issues at all

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>>59288461
Show a picture of all the pre-installed bloatware

I had no idea Candlejack has returned to 4chan after all th

>>59289599
> Buying a laptop and letting it boot into bloated windows
I just immediately wipe partitions and install my pirated windows off USB.

>>59289637
how?

>>59289637
why pirate?
dont laptops come with coas?

>>59289599
Mine didn't come with half of that but desu I wish it did
Also, fresh install as soon as you get it
ALWAYS
Your argument is relevant because you forgot to fresh install, every laptop has bloatware and every laptop deserves a fresh install as soon as you get it
Don't forget many laptop companies use their spare OEM Windows 8 keys (because they have to get rid of them I assume) and then upgrade them too
Fresh install my nigga

>>59289637
Why didn't you just download Windows from Microsoft and let it activate itself, as the hardware is still serialized and registered as a legit Windows install

>>59289650
Boot from USB on very first power-on and wipe partitions with Windows installer.
>>59289678
Makes me feel edgy and cool

>>59289711
>very first
You can do this at any time, even with a password on it

>>59289711
can i not just uninstall the bloatware manually?

>>59289724
can you link a step by step guide?
Also, do you guys use Windows 7? Would it run clean on a new pc? Would the software be compatible?

>>59289737
Yeah but a fresh install is a better choice for a few reasons, in my case it was compatibility with windows store and some games, I had Windows 8-to-10 and I needed a fresh Windows 10 to open them

>>59289757
>download Windows 10 HOME from Microsoft website (media creation tool), it will automatically format and create a bootable USB of your choice
>plug in USB, turn on computer, possibly go to BIOS and change the boot order from your hard drive to the USB (if necessary) (Windows 7 has USB-3.0-related install issues, you may need an optical drive for a day)
>delete all partitions, deleting all data
>install Windows on the one partition left
And don't forget to use "recommended" installation settings :^)

>>59289820
And at least for my Spectre, Windows 10 automatically installed all the hardware drivers (except Synaptics touchpad, it was "generic mouse driver" and didn't have multitouch or gestures, I found and downloaded the new driver in a minute)

>>59289820
>deal with "REGISTER WONDOWS RITE NOW" in the corner of your screen until you decide to activate it with third party software like you should've done in the first place

>>59289637
>>59289711
> [Team Paj33t][Crack3d] Windows 10 Ultra [Latest ISO].torrent

>>59289686
>>>59289599 (You)
>Your argument is relevant because you forgot to fresh install, every laptop has bloatware and every laptop deserves a fresh install as soon as you get it

"What is a macbook"

>>59290000
lol any apple product is full of bloatware

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>>59288461
HP laptos are great.

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>>59290000
It's not $1000
It's not compatible with USB A
It's not 4K
It's not touchscreen or 2-in-1
It's not a long lasting battery
It's not properly cooled
But yeah, sure it's nice to not have to do a fresh install on a Mac (yet there still is bloatware), but in not paying double the price so I don't have to spend 10 minutes waiting for a fresh install

>>59289921

I hope that was ironic, because finding an untouched iso is trivial at best.

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>>59288461
>>59289491
All of a sudden, Candlejack. He's.....

>>59290039
>source: my arse

>>59290000
But macOS is literally bloatware. I always do a fresh install of Windows 10 whenever i buy a MacBook.

>>59290081
>>>59290000 (You)
>It's not $1000
Poorfag pls go. Some of us can pay for quality instead of spending valuable time fucking reinstalling the operating system on a computer they literally just bought
>It's not compatible with USB A
Legacy technology
>It's not 4K
Epic meme
>It's not touchscreen or 2-in-1
Fad
>It's not a long lasting battery
Macbook battery life is class-leading. It doesn't spend valuable cycles sending telemetry to MS HQ
>It's not properly cooled
The whole case is a heatsink

>>59288461
laptops. Laptops is the word you wanted to finish.

HP makes shit laptops. As true as it's ever been.

>>59288461

If there's one way to make your boss think your budget is too high it's arriving at meeting with a gold plated laptop

>>59290327
Defensive arguments of a macfag:
>poorfag!
>meme!
>meme!
>meme!
>Outdated and false statistic
>fact that proves me right

>>59288461
OP you're supposed to say candlejack firs-

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>>59290327
>being this triggered over the fagbooks inferior hardware
AHAHAHAHA

>>59290327
>MacBook battery life is class-leading
Special Ed class maybe
Engadget's video looping test lasted anywhere from 8-10 hours on the 2016 MacBook Pro and 13-14 hours on the Spectre x360

>>59288461
how do i fix the mouse and touchscreen in games? i can't use the mouse when i'm pressing a button and the touchscreen goes crazy when i tap something

>>59288461
-ops a faggot.

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>>59293597
Get a mouse
Here's a decent one that will match your thin and light faggotry

>>59293597
Clean off your screen

>>59288461
They do though. Virtually all of their laptops are wobbly shit despite being aluminum now, in fact the build quality feels worse than five year old plastic laptops

>>59294072
that's a nice mouse, thanks