ITT: "Languages" that should never have existed

>>59281500
I see your Lisp and I raise a Forth, Rebol and a C

Ruby

>>59284004
This.

>newlines
Kek, that ain't LISP

PHP, caused great decline in programming ability

>>59281500
What lisp is that supposed to be?

Lisp-flavoured Erlang is not Lisp.

Serious question but what major software besides emacs is actually made in lisp

Java.
It's nothing but a crutch.
Anything written in Java can be made 100x more efficient in a real language. Just look at Minecraft.

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>>59285282
There was actually special hardware designed to run lisp called symbolics lisp machines. I'm guessing thats what emacs is based on.

>>59281500

Russian.

Although, in fairness, it's barely a "language."

>>59285326
retard.

>>59285415
That's a weird way of spelling "Java"

>>59284004
>>59284211
implying it isn't a quick scaffolding

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>>59281500
C++ was a mistake

>>59284004
And in the same reign, Python and Perl.

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>>59286944
>Python

How about all of them?