Where can I legally hire an elite hacker?

From my dick

You want someone to program something for you for money? If it's malware you'll still need to find a way to get it on their computer.

>>59281262
/g/ is horrible.

>>59281275
My dick is horrible

>>59281275

I need somebody who can grant me access to a Moderator's account on a video game called Realm of the mad god.

>>59281211
Visit hacking conventions and meet up irl, get their cards, etc. I don't think anyone will take you seriously if you try to do it online, you'll probably just get hacked yourself for fun.

>legally hire
Well this implies that whatever purposes you want them for are perfectly legal. I recommend posting a listing on Indeed stating that you are hiring a pentester/certified ethical hacker, and will be paying a minimum of 100k a year starting, plus decent health benefits.

http://www.realmofthemadgod.com/

I need the Email + pass of any one those accounts.

https://www.realmeye.com/guild/DecaGMs

How feasible is this?

>>59281354
Easy. Just r-substitute the eigenvalues of the password's hashing function and do a convolution product between that and the login. Then biject what you have to Z/3Z and you'll find the password.

Serious answers please

>>59281443
this
its easy if you're not a brainlet

>>59281211
you cannot legally hire someone to commit a crime

man i used to love this game

Do you need to get access to some sort of account? If so, that is not very hard to do.

Email me [email protected]

>>59281211
Any top level university o institute.

>>59281443
this is correct, but if you want to keep the account afterwards you have to remember to salt the hash matrix.
>>59282044
even brainlets can do this. it's only hard if you're (((OP)))

>>59281211
Find Information Security Analysts on LinkedIn

>>59281443
I-is this a joke or am I retarded?

>>59281443
Wow Anon. I didn't know PC's could make mustard gas until today.

>>59281211
forensics
penetration testing
etc.

>>59284785
It's a joke

>>59284785
both

>>59281443
>eigenvalues
>convolution product
>Z/3Z
How's college going?

Heh, kid, I've hacked a few computers in my time with my Kali Linux OS™ Skills. Shoot me a PM at [email protected].


Cya around kiddo'

>>59281211
Yes.

But it depends on the purpose.

>>59287104
see
>>59281434
>>59281354

>>59281354
Underage pls go