Stop wasting time on the internet.

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>CNN

>>59280753
Too much time on the internet led me to lose all my friend, motivation and hapiness

Wasting my time online led me to not having a girlfriend or getting laid.

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>>59280784
>>59280802
Just like me :^)

>CNN

>>59280753
Let's hope so.

>>59280753

From suicide over having to see so many shit threads on /g/?

>>59281052
Did they drop too many truth bombs on you, trumptard?

How many of those deaths are actually from sitting and not from internet usage?

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>>59280753

>""""""""""study"""""""""""" finds

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>>59280753

Stop replying to this bait thread, it's fake

>trillion

>>59280753
fake news from CNN

Sitting all day, not having friends, overdosing on mountai dew and masturbating chinese animes WILL lead to a genetic dead end.

So I recommend it to ugly, brainlet fucks that dwell on /g/. Save the human race, one neckbeard at a time.

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>>59280753
I accept it

>>59281098

>there are no other languages besides english

RMA yourself burgerfag

>>59280753
How much is too much.
There's only 24 hours in a day.

>>59281107
>any news source that reports on Trumps injustice on the american people is fake news
Fuck off you retarded piece of shit racist.

All roads lead to death and we have no purpose other than procreation.

I'll do whatever I want.

>>59280753
How can a study make that finding when the modern internet has only been around since the mid '90s. I would say not until early to mid 2000's was the internet used as an everyday life tool.

>>59280753
Image is fake but it's probably true.

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>>59281070
>truth bombs
>cnn

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>cnn
>study finds

>>59281120

wat? the pic is fake, english isn't my native language and I speak 3 more languages

I'm not also a burgerfag wtf

Living too much leads to death.

Never liked the idea of having a long life anyway
I want to die in my 30s

Absurdity contribues to more aburdity which makes suicide not moral

Also this thread just proves that point that perpetuating absurdity contributes to the simulacrum of collectivity

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>>59280753
>MSM reporting on scientific research

>>59281132

>Too much time on the internet may lead to an early death
Good to know.

4chan is not included to the 'internet' right guyz?

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>>59281070
>>59281107

This can only be good news tbqpfh

>>59280753
>(((CNN)))

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>>59280753
I'm ok with this.

CNN is the most accurate news source available today.

Seriously, take the opposite of what they report and you have accurate news.

>>59280802
I waste time on the net all the time and still manage to get decent grades and fuck my girlfriend's pussy

your just a scrub

>>59280753
Link the paper or fuck off.

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>>59281714
Why would CNN report the truth when they can misrepresent scientific papers for clicks?

>>59281118
Kill me, Pete

If the internet hasn't been around as long as the average lifespan of a human how do they work this out?

>>59280753
>Too much running can kill
>Too much working can kill
>Too much of anything is bad
>Too much
>Too much

I'm coming Harambe , one shitpost at a time .

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>>5928075
>C N N
>N
>N
STOP BELIEVING LIES OF MOLOCH.
HE WANTS US TO STOP POWERING KEK MAGIC

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>>59280753
>implying I don't want to die early

>>59281132
fuck off ableist

>>59281637
it's not, it's the guardian and I don't even support the orange nigger trump like that.

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Kek is powerful egyptian god that looks like a frog. Pharaohs knew their shit, thats why they built pyramids and sheeeit.

>>59280753
which ultimately is a good thing since you'll want to die anyway after spending so much time on the internet.

I for one am ready.

>>59280753
>"OP: don't kill yourself"
is this opposite day?

*browses internet faster*

>>59281132
Kys

>>59280753
Just gotta make sure you squeeze in a little exercise every day and you'll be ok.

>>59280784
exactly the opposite of me

>>59280753
So if I spend all day online I get to die?
Sweet

>>59280753
Fake news

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>>59280753
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

>>59280753
Time on the internet is okay, but I've just realized I really need to spend less time on imageboards.

At least with a regular forum, you get to know certain identities and you get a post-count. Despite the relatively large amount of OC I've made, somehow psychologically all the years I've spent on 4chan seem almost empty.

And yet I'm still here. That's my superpower: Identifying problems and then not fixing them.

Frankly I value the early death.

>>59280753
>CNN
Why don't you link to Infowars telling my why tap water will turn me into a reptillian while you're at it.

>>59280753
>CNN
Stopped reading right there

>>59280753
No

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>>59280753
I just hope I have a few years left to spend with my best pal. This is one rare pupper.

>inb4 old people can't into technology

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Early death you say?

>>59280753
why would i

i'd rather enjoy my time on the internet and die a bit earlier than be bored or do something im not interested in and live longer

>>59280753
That's good news.

Hear me out.

Normalfags follow these news outlets. They get scared and run away from internet. Internet becomes free of normalfags.

If there is a God or gods, please let this happen.

>>59281118
Kill me, Pete

It can't come soon enough

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>>59280753
That sounds good to me desu

>>59284913
>gods
PAJEEEEEEEET!

>>59280753
God I hope so.

>>59280753
>CNN
>STOP GETTING YOUR NEWS FROM ONLINE SOURCES BUY A CABLE SUBSCRIPTION AND WATCH US REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>59280861
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>59287771
,':•)

who wants a delayed death anyway

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>>59280753
EXCELLENT

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>>59281118
Kill me, Pete.

>>59280753
death can't come soon enough

>>59287785
>using the smiley with a dot nose

>>59287857
Everyone who eats food, sleeps under a shelter, wears clothes, socializes with others, etc.

haha suicide and self deprication so funny haha

>>59280753
Who cares? Why would I want to prolong being decrepit?

>>59280753
Thanks God

>>59280753
>Implying I want to live

>>59280753
Let me guess its because we;re always sitting instead of getting physical exercise?

Destroy the internet, lets all play outside

>>59288450
,,":`(

I find chix to bang on the internet

and live happy life

The internet hasn't been around for 1 generation, yet alone a fucking lifetime to make such a statement.

>>59281893
Because CNN is fake news.

>>59281118
Kill me, Pete

100% of people will die during their lifetime. News at 11.

>>59281118
Fuck u pete

>>59281118
kys you're self Pete