/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>59280367
Bless you

>>59280367
Taobao's mascot isn't cute.

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>>59280367
>Lmao

>mascot is an orange condom
>Orange signifies AIDS

Is OP trying to tell us something?

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>>59280413
pls don't bully tao

could be worse tho

>>59280413
>>59280475
Looks like a very badly executed sackboy knockoff attempt

>>59280413
t. Disgruntled Xiaomi Shill

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>>59280537
I wonder why Xiaomi's losing money when their phones sell like pancakes

>>59280570
No one wants pancakes in china

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Looks like today is a chink shit day for me

Cant wait to get home

>>59280795
how r ur packages sticking to the ceiling like taht

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>>59280475

>>59280795
Anon you are abusing the postal system. Cool pic TBQH.

>>59280843
The post man likes me, i make him coffee if i happen to be home at time when he comes.

Hes always curious what i have bought this time.

Cube i9 still undisputed king when it comes to (light) gaming on a chink tablet?

>>59280795
hows shipping to australia?

>>59280795
straya

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>>59280828
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>>59280918
>>To see If I still feel

>>59280570
Because they don't sell that well, it's mostly shills online pretending to buy them to convince others to buy it.

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>>59280997
Mostly because Vivo/Oppo, Huawei became a thing

>>59281015
Jesus that's terrifying

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>>59280997
>>59280570

https://www.idc.com/getdoc.jsp?containerId=prAP42292517

http://fortune.com/2017/01/24/china-smartphones-oppo-vivo-huawei-xiaomi/

Xiaomi is still part of the Big 3 though

>>59281022
It would karate chop your head in if you look at it wrong

>>59280570
>>59281034
They sell their phones at a loss to gain market share.

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follow up pic

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>>59281015
WeiWei a cute.
http://www.line-stickers.com/weiwei/

>>59280900
>>59280901
hey sorry for being such a new fag. But how did you work that out?

>>59281199
>upside down picture
>straya aka down under

>>59281178
no less than 6 packages waiting at post office

>>59281199
Your camera is upside down, and as we all know australia is upside down

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>>59281199
upside down straya meme

Poster might be from yurop if pic was taken just now

Also if I'm right that's yurop sockets

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>>59281215
shapening tools for kitchen knives
new focusing lens for laser
water leak detectors
xlr connectors
thing to direct air in laser cutter
bluetooh camera remote
solid steta relay

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>>59281191
>>59281151
>>Meanwhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZBXbCWZQDc

What's the best Taobao proxy?

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>>59281277
finaland

im off to post office to get these bad boys

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>>59281277
>>59281222
>>59281214
sheit thought you guys were tracking ip's

>>59281299
65daigou

>>59281306
ebin

>>59281307
>average /csg/ user
>any technical aptitude at all

>>59281299
Bhiner
Taobaoring

Anyone have any advice/experience with usb aux car dongles.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/3-in-1-Car-MP3-Player-FM-Transmitter-Cigarette-Lighter-USB-Smart-Car-charger-AUX-/391359639219?hash=item5b1eda2eb3:g:jVQAAOSwHnFV69RD#
bought this but its has terrible noise interference plus the firmware plays random music from your phone/mp3 player when connected via usb instead of just charging it.

>tfw you want everything to work but only want to spend $8

>>59281279
nice haul

>>59281307
No way of knowing unless you have access to 4chan's servers. Also finn poster scrubbed his pic

"hacking" isn't really like what you see in hackerman movies. Most of id'ing is still detective work

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I got this controller from Taobao for around 50 yuan (about 8 USD), and it came with a set of thumbstick covers and an OTG cable for compatibility with a phone or a tablet.

When plugged into a PC, it works plug and play and essentially is an XBOX 360 controller, working with my 360 controller compatible games albeit the fact that the left thumbstick and the dpad are in separate positions but it's okay. Plugged into a phone, it works just as well, working like a dream on a PSP emulator.

For only 8 dollars (Well you need to find a proxy, a forwarder or a buddy in China who will send it on for you so it will probably cost more) it's great.

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Also autism cubes at like 2 dollars a piece

>>59281418
Does the turbo work as is?

>>59281418
Are you a chink or why did you buy that specific controller from taobao instead of a random other one from ali?

>>59281466
Just wanted to try out a random controller and a friend sent it on to me as he was in China at the time

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>>59281466
Because Taobao is greatest Secret of the Orient
>You have to master the Chink Shit to enter the Tao

>>59281481
shipping murders my wallet sometimes tho

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/r/ what's the best chink shit bluetooth earphones right now?
KZ HDSE are out of stock and the Mi Sport ones got bad reviews for sound quality.

>>59281295
i expected the xiaomi bunny to step in and start breakdancing.

>>59281436
Link?

>>59281506
Remax
Meizu
Awei
Sound Intone
Bluedio
Ausdom

>>59281551
Looks like the link is broken now

>>59281506
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cowin-E-7-Soft-Bluetooth-Headphones-stereo-with-Mic-Wireless-Headset-Earphone-for-Phone-PC-Computer/32693880652.html

>>59281506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAf8DTwdsxg

>>59281412
4chan scrubs exif data, no need for doing it manually.

>>59280795
Dude, watch out when you open the door, the mailman is trying to prank you.

Does anyone have experience buying chink camera batteries? I want some NP-W126 but I also don't want to blow up my camera.

>>59281597
That I didn't know. I scrub mine nevertheless even if tagging is disabled for good measure

>>59281506
Intones are quite popular but I'd rather buy aux bluetooth adapter

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>>59281506
>>Meme Story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5st-V81zhc

>>Meme Shounen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COF0-TlJBy4

>>Meme Kawaii:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVpVmBAR9xI

>>Meme of the Three Kingdoms:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_q9oSzgNp8

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>>59281727
>not having a red guard mi bunny securing your xiaomeme devices

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>>59281781
>Communism intensifies

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I got my Sanrenmu 7010, it is extensivly reviewed in some yt vid which keeps popping up here.

The built quality is great, the blade came sharp out of the box. Cuts through paper and cardboard easily. The handle is a little bit too small for me, but still allows a firm grip thanks to the clip. The axis is smooth. I can whip the blade open fast without any problems. The axis lock seems to have a middle position where it can't be closed anymore but is not fully locked open, but doesn't happen if you properly flick it open. For 5,44€ with gbpoints its a 9/10 knife.

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>>59281912
I feel like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r73E9ZlD18

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>>59281923
Thanks again to the anon which provided the gb 15%off coupon.

Im looking forward for my next knife. Maybe a little larger in size and longer blade that 6.5cm

Is this a good spinner?

https://m.fasttech.com/p/6635405

>>59281978
>14$
why

>>59281978
according to this guy it is:
>>59264328

I just ordered one two. The brass ones seem to run better than aluminium ones

>>59280997
You mean like Zuk?

>>59281997
>why
No reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>59282039
well i won't judge ya

Xiaomi piston 3 or KZ-ATE/ED9?

>>59282051
Remax 610D

/csg/ awoke a desire in me to buy a chink knife even though I know I don't have any use for it. I already got tons of box cutters to open any packages I get.
what do you use your chink knifes for? just autistic EDC in case you get in a "fight"?

where can I get chink automatic knife?

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browning chink for $4??

good deal or nah??

>>59281912
>>59281923
>>59281964
Hai knifefags. How do you sharpen your knives? I have acquired a terrible OCD on keeping my knives sharp

>>59282157
Yes

>>59282162
Mineral oil and whetstone

>>59282073
Average /csg/ poster wouldn't even have balls to pull out knife against Tyrone and his friends.
>I-i h-have a knife!!
It's just for edc or to play with.

>>59281634
This is always good practice.

>>59282073
cut fruit and veggies at work.

>>59280367
Does anyone find this odd in Aliexpress??
Whenever you write a review and you have the option to not put your real name and you click it and send a review.
You check the product page again and your name initials come up on the review.
Like wtf? I didn't want my initials on the review system come up even though I clicked not to. Wtf my paranoias sinking in again


Is this the sellers doing or the systems fault? I'm so confused af rn

>>59282073
Knives are for cutting things anon.

>>59282141
Ganzo 7211 off Fasttech.

>>59282336
OTF knife?

>>59282051
If you put it that way, Xiaomi piston 3.

How is the xiaomi band 2? What site is most reliable?

>>59282384
Those are for fags, anon.

Couldn't you chink the chinks every time the tracking number stops before it arrives to your home?
Just claim that it never arrived even if it did.
Not that I'd do it, just curious

Anyone bought from Voxlink?

I bought from January 31 and the guy sent it out but cancelled the order, he said he sent it again and gave me a different tracking number that's not from the regular china post ordinary small packet plus tracking number that can be tracked. And he likes to extend buyer's protection every week, now it's up to the last week of May.

>>59282007
Brass is a lot heavier than aluminium. It will feel much better when fidgeting with it.

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>>59281912
it's not an axis lock, it's a frame lock. the "middle position" is just the detent ball on the liner lock engaging the knife

>>59282073
/csg/ awoke a desire in me to buy a chink autism spinner even though I know I don't have any use for it. I already got tons of autism to open any packages I get.
what do you use your autism spinners for? just autistic EDC in case you get in a "autism"?

>>59282141
g7211, g707, 7582al, they're all on the infographic

>>59282384
fake microtech troodon/microtech halo v on dhgate

Anybody have any vape recommendations between 15-20 bucks, or are they all poison?

I recently quit smoking, and I want to try vaporizing for a bit but I don't want to spend money on something I probably wont use for very long.

>>59282625
maybe don't buy at all?
considering you're quitting the hard shit, your saving monies too

can I order weed from ali/ebay?

>>59282664
yeah, you're right, I can confidently say I've kicked the habit, I just thought it'd be cool to try for the flavors and stuff, but I guess I could just eat icecream or something

thanks anon

>>59282715
no, you can probably order form some onion website.

>>59282625
Kanger EVOD PRO V2 Starter kit

My NEETbux is running low I have $7 left to spend until next week. What chink shit do I buy with this?

Already bought autism spinners and ganzos

>>59282725
When I think of vape, I think of it as portable shisha which is pretty what it is with the whole different flavors and whatnot.
I'm pretty sure local vape prices are on par with online ones if your planning to.

>I can confidently say I've kicked the habit
Nice, keep at it bro

>but I guess I could just eat icecream or something
Just make sure you don't replace an addiction with another one.
Much like how i've replaced normiebook with 4chins haha

>thanks anon
I didn't expect this one, y-you too anon :3

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>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Special-Edition-9H-0-25mm-HD-Premium-Tempered-Glass-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-3i/32783031571.html
>order this
>open package

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The Rock Zircons have gotten new packaging. When did that happen?

>>59282914
Sure it's the real deal?

>>59282891
Where to cop? ;o

>>59282891
>>59282976
I wouldn't even be mad

>>59282328
Pls respond ;_;

>>59282976
I got them from GearBest for their regular price.
I ordered them for my mom, so it'd be rude to open and check them now.
They should be legit, though

>>59282394
I'm also curious about it. How much use can I actually get out of the tracking features before I realize it's kinda autistic to let myself get monitored so I can be told to get out of my chair once an hour? Does the sleep tracking function measure REM sleep? Is there a feature for playing notifications during REM sleep?

>>59283016
It's always been like that.
Anonymous review = reviews with only your initials showing

>>59281279
>those tiny stones
Lmao you won't be able to get shit done with that

>>59283157
But the thing is, when you don't select an option not to show your initials in the review it suppose to show as ”AliExpress Shopper” not your anonymous initials

>>59283194
Those are the stones that go into a fixed angle sharpening frame, you can definitely get shit done with those.

>>59282162
I just use a strop. There are a million different ways to sharpen your knife but no one way is perfect (if it was it'd be the only sharpening system for sale) so just find a system that you do a good job with and use that.

>>59281279
What fixed angle sharpening frame do you use ?

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>>59281306
Perkele

>>59281551
>>59281572
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32785834138.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32785834138&productSubject=Magic-Cube#autostay
This it?

>>59281306
>not spending whole day at home

My Nintendo Switch will arrive in a couple of days, what's a good USB-C power bank I can buy for it? Do micro USB to USB-C cables even exist?

what size memory foam earbud tips should i get for my Rock zircon earbuds?

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>>59281557
any specific model?

>>59281591
thanks, but these aren't earphones

>>59281593
>>59281727
noice

>>59281668
looking into them. Thanks.

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YESSS!!! My package is finally moving. Those chinks took forever to ship it out to america for some reason. I hated checking everyday feeling disappointing. Maybe if I'm lucky I can get it by friday.

I might just ask the seller to use aliexpress standard shipping next time. epacket is getting slower lately.

>>59280367
I just got my KZ HDSE, and the range on the bt seems really low, if my phone is in the pocket of my pants it loses connection, if I put the phone on the table and turn my neck it loses connection.

Did I get chinked?

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>>59280367
what the fuck did good liu mean by this ?

Story:
>bought a wireless version of a luom g5
>want to configure buttons
>g5 has a software to do it with
>impossible to find it only
>asked seller


ps.: review coming later tonight

>>59283973
When you say "just got them"... you did remember to put them on charge for half an hour first, right?

>>59284055
Yes, the light was blue, like it says in the manuals.

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Goddammit my mom just bought one of these, even after the reports of them exploding.
There isn't even a good karaoke app for phones.

>>59283934
You need something that can provide 15V.
Right now I can only think of the xiaomi pro and zmi qb810/820.

>>59283999
good liu wants the d

>>59284105
Well, you might have a lemon. I've seen better BT reception from headphones, but HDSEs should be able to pass through a standard stud wall at the least. Tried a different transmitter yet?

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anyone have any experiences with this kind of magnetic usb cables? do they actually work ok or are they going to burn my house down?

>>59284228
Yep, looks like I'm disputing...

>>59284315
dear anon
please provide photograph of you problem for well resolve dispute

regards,
wendy

>>59284286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euz00E3otlQ

>>59284339
Actually never had them ask me for any pictures, I always uploaded anyway for proof. Chinks have been really polite to me in general.

>>59284369
But seriously, try them with something else first. Your phone may be shit.

>>59284412
I have, 3 iPhones (5, 2 6), 2 Samsungs (S4, S5).

Same exact issue on all.

>>59284430
Even with that dodgy selection you should have at least one good device. I'd say you do have a problem then.

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>>59283574
>>59283703
why do you use a trip?

>>59284609
So it's easier to filter him.

>>59281978
You poor lads got chinked yet again.
The brass one is currently $9.90 Trumpbux at Geekbuying.

http://www.geekbuying.com/item/UltraFire-Copper-Bearing-Gyro-Toy-376321.html

Don't let the side down - it's a bit insulting when you get chinked on price before the stuff even arrives ;-)

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>>59280367
any tips on chink ultra-thin phones?
Want one for my grandpa but i also need it to have an aux port so he can listen to FM radio.

AIEKs seem to be the only good ones. Chinkbest deals at $25

Anyone have experience with 1080p chink webcams?

>>59285023
I believe I got one of those as a backup for around $9.

>>59284955
>UltraFire
Do you want your fingers to explode anon?

>>59284286
Indeed. I purchased 2 different types of cable, and they arrived last week.

This is the cheaper of the two:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-4A-Magnetic-Charge-Micro-Usb-Data-Cable-Charging-Cable-Android-Charger-Cord-for-iPhone-7/32770911782.html

It's okay and does the job.

This one is a bit more expensive, but far better quality:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Magnetic-Cable-Nylon-Braided-Micro-USB-Magnectic-Cable-Data-Charge-Cable-Magnet-Fast-Charging-Cable-for/32725055956.html

Not only is the cable braided and a lot stronger, but the dongle which first in the phone's USB is a lot smaller and looks far better quality. I'll be buying more of this one.

The only drawback seems to be that you can't buy the dongle bits separately - so you need to buy a new cable & dongle for every device (a bit wasteful, and more f*cking cables you don't really need)

HTH ;-)

Chink porn time lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NddYfw5OAQ

>>59285138
where?

tacoland still supports many of this chink phone bands|

>>59285209
Buggered if I know. It was last October I think.

>>59285164
>>59284367

Thanks for the replies. Probably going to order the latter one then to test it out.

>>59285209
Yeah but do you trust correos de mexico to not steal it?

>>59281178
hue hue suomi. No chink shit for me this week, i suppose

>tfw my zuk is undelivered because was in school when postman came and post office is closed
reeeeeeeeee

Am i getting chinked? I paid for DHL yet the seller is shipping it thru EMS? Used Ali

>>59285652
If you're in EU, maybe the seller is doing you a favor so you don't get taxed with VAT

>>59285652
If you have to ask, then you already know the answer.

Where can I buy an Annoy-o-tron? Cant find any.


Is this legit? >>59282157

>>59285627
>school

B&

>>59285557
eh, they didnt stole my memephant wallet.
Nor other shit i bought at chinkbest. So ill be hopeful

>>59285750
Maybe he's a commuter like me.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SUTEN-Durable-Max-50kg-Black-Training-Jacket-Adjustable-Loading-Weighted-Vest-Thickening-Exercise-Boxing-Training-Waistcoat/32662693788.html?spm=2114.40010708.4.1.4PNHF3

/fit/ here.

how easy would be to acquire this without a credit card?

It seems they accept western union.

how easy is that?

>>59286022
>When will AliExpress know that I have paid for my order via Western Union??

After making your payment via Western Union?, Western Union? will notify AliExpress within hours.

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>>59286050

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I wanna add bluetooth capabilities (audio only) to my car. Does anyone have any suggestion?

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trust me friend, i really want you be happy!

>>59285694
yeah im in eu. What do you mean by this?

>>59286196
DHL = pretty much guaranteed customs charges

>>59281436
I ordered a bunch that were ~$1 a piece, pretty fucking garbage, do not recommend

>>59282162
Lansky Blademedic. Good little sharpener. Buy Smith's if Lansky is too expensive for you. There is even a fake one on Fattech.

>>59286170
What you posted would pretty much be the only option. It recieves in bluetooth and outputs into 3.5mm audio. These things are really crappy, though. I had one that barely lasted a few months before the button got jammed.

>>59286022
just buy a prepaid card??????????

>>59286254
Do you know a two hand operated locking knife (eu legal) with a glass breaker?

>>59286022
fuck off underage retard

>>59286022
underage b&

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I've been /csg/virgin since today

>>59285938
Never trust correos de mexico.
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56338262#p56340591
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56323663#p56324752
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55057670#p55060810
http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S54740349#p54745315

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/HHKB/2230037_32798195075.html

KBDFans on aliexpress now have HHKBP2 in store which is neat.

Apparently the Discord anons managed to arrange for exclusive /csg/ coupons but forgot to share them with us.

Redmi note 4X Grey/Gold DISCRN4XGG Discounts $18.00 final price:$181.99
https://www.ibuygou.com/p-xiaomi-redmi-note-4x-snapdragon-625-3gb-ram-32gb-rom-8768.html

Max 128GB DISCMAX128GS Discounts $12.00 final price:$277.99
https://www.ibuygou.com/p-xiaomi-mi-max-snapdragon-652-octa-core-18ghz-4gb-ram-128gb-rom-8434.html

Mi5 32GB DISCMI532GS Discounts $9.00 final price:$260.99
https://www.ibuygou.com/p-xiaomi-mi5-qualcomm-snapdragon-820-18ghz-3gb-ram-32gb-rom-7391.html


Mi5 64GB DISCMI564GS Discounts $15.00 final price:$270.99
https://www.ibuygou.com/p-xiaomi-mi5-qualcomm-snapdragon-820-215ghz-3gb-ram-64gb-rom-7314.html

>>59286170
Xiaomi Roidmi 2S

>>59286616
anyone has the Mi5 ?? is it any good? I Never had a chinese phone before.

>>59286943
Don't have but its a quality phone. Check out techtablets review

>>59286616
>"discounts"
a mi5 32gb is $220 on ali

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Motospeed CK108 arrived.
10 days to fucking cockroachistan, i'm so happy.

>>59286943
I've got the Mi5.

It's an excellent phone. It's exactly as fast the Galaxy S7 when it comes to app launching and web browsing. The camera is also perfectly fine for most people (but obviously not the best on the market). The fingerprint scanner is also more than fast enough, and I love how it can act as a capacitive button.

Ask me anything

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>>59287367
Black switches feels a bit worse than cherry mx black switches.
Still great for 65 dollars though.

>>59287446
Does your GPS work?

>>59282162
diamond grit hone these days; sharpening carbon steel kitchen knives; like butter

How long does chink EMS take?

>>59281481
I've seen chinkshit more expensive in Taobao than Ali, but I'm a chink newbie maybe that's why.

>>59282891

grats on dat butterfly homie

>>59287556
1-700 days my friend :)

>>59287522
I haven't had any issues with my GPS.
I've heard about a lot about other people having issues, though

>>59284133

nice dubs, your mom sounds hot <3 can i get her number?

should i buy this giant magnesium rod? i want to set it on fire

>>59285023
Get him one of those new Nokia 3310.

>>59287609
Are you on the global rom or LOS/custom ROM?

>>59287689
Mi-Globe, which is based on Chinese Dev.

>>59282162
Get an Edge Pro Apex knockoff. Your autism won't regret it.

>>59287674
Isn't that a little too expensive for a burner phone?

>>59286616
>>59287238
I'm sure that one is only in white or gold, a discount is still a discount. Ibuygou is known for leaving phones as is and not install some shitty vendor rom lile Banggood does on the Zuk Z2.

>>59286943
It's a good phone.

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slightly into chink shit for the past 2 years now, today i found out that Taobao now ships to my country, finally.

feelsgood.jpg

>>59281727
>no meme journey to the west

How safe is this aquarium stuff?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-3-in-1-Multi-function-Aquarium-Purifier-Water-Quality-Tank-Filter-E2shopping/32590457055.html

>>59281410
Di you have a tape player in your car? Those beat those radio fm ones by a long shot

>>59288405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_67yCY6k65U

>>59280897
>gaming on a tablet
for what purpose

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So what was that meme phone that everyone had called? the memed red something

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Hey folks, OukitelAnon here

I've written a longer series of posts about one month ago about the Oukitel k6000 PRO. Maybe someone screencapped them, they featured screenshots and photos of my cat, Khajiit. I'm here to give some further info on the phone.

It's pretty fucking good, to be honest with you. With heavy use (HStone gaming via wifi, using it as a hotspot for my laptop eg.) it lasts usually 12 hours or so. That's nice! When I use it lightly, well, pic related. I used it as a hotspot while working from a coffee shop, gamed a bit, listened to music and YT. It lasts a real long time, performance is enough for my usecase, the display is beautiful. Camera quality can be improved with software and practice. When recording video, it's real good. I have some shots while playing with my cat in daylight, just WOW. Low light shots are shit, but so is the case with just about everything.

While shopping in Aldi, I smashed the cart to my legs, and the phone was in the leg-pocket in my cargo pants. I bent the volume rocker out of shape, and it was usable but could slide up, out of its socket half the way. Recipe for disaster, really. So I took that mofo apart, and carefully bent back the button. BECAUSE ITS ALUMINIUM! It did not break! You can see a light bend if you know what you are looking for, but functionality-wise, it's 95% or more. The 5% is the knowledge that it was bent once, haha. While taking it apart was a bit tricky, serviceability is like a thinkpad.

4g reception is good, I'm on Vodafone. Both Brussels and Budapest has wonderful 4g, so light-speed net all the time. I have not used a second sim so far, nor a memory card.

I use the phone with Shure SE215. The audio chip is good. Maybe it could be better, but I do not hear encoding issues, nor clipping. I've been doing 1.5 hour flights while listening to nothing but Roundabout from YES, because I can just test the audio while flying, right? Sound is crisp, brings out the Shure's soundstage just fine.

>>59288457
>haha
go back to le reddit faggot

>>59288457
Fellow k6000 pro user here. If you don't mind hotspot not working the cm13 rom is pretty good.

My only real gripe with the phone is low light images, so I purchased a Zuk z2 pro. Really keen for that to come in.

>>59288455
zuk 2 is the new king currently but personally i would wait for the next "xiaomi redmi note 3 pro" with bezelless screen and no fingerprint and front facing camera. thank me later faggots. -future out

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>>59288457
>>59288517
>tfw really want this phone but don't work on tacoland
fuuuuuuuuck

Never bought nor do I own a knife but I'd like one, just to show off and for protection I guess? Any recommendations?

>>59288616
yes, get a baton

>>59288517
Thanks for the tip, I miss AdAway from the phone. I did not install TWRP or other things on it because I do not have money to burn on another one in case I brick it.

I do mind the hotspot. I am a remote worker, consultant/linux software tester, who works from wherever he wants. So the hotspot feature is in weekly use.

>>59288457
Belgiumbro? I have shitty 4G everywhere what carrier are you?

>>59288559
It's so tough too. I've dropped mine a bunch of times, even on hard concrete with no case on, and I've only gotten some scuff marks on the chassis.
No breaks, no cracked screen, no parts randomly deciding to not work inside the phone.

>>59288650
That's a shame.
Rooting it is super easy though if you just follow instructions, but imo it's not really worth it except for adaway these days.

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>>59280367
this chink phone made my day

>>59288725
Can you link a proved guide, mate? I'll take you on your word and do it later sometimes.

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>>59288746
Link pls.

>>59288517
Z2 pro has a pretty good camera, check out pic related. I've got more low light samples too if you want.

>>59288806
It's on needrom and the process is a tiny bit different for each rom version you're on.

Which version are you on now? V12?

>>59288807
here ya go buddy
http://www.banggood.com/DOOGEE-Y6-Piano-Black-5_5-Inch-Fingerprint-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-MTK6750-Octa-Core-4G-Smartphone-p-1111092.html?rmmds=detail-left-hotproducts

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Keycaps turned up for my Magicforce 68 today. Really nicely painted and much higher quality than the default caps. Also they dull the backlight to a soft blue which looks a lot better than the blistering bright blue with the translucent standard caps.

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https://www.antsylabs.com/products/fidget-cube

lol

>>59288833
Stock, with the OTA update.

October 5 Security patch level, Android 6.0
OUKITEL_K6000_Pro_FZ_V12_20161129

I don't need the latest and greatest, but root privileges would be nice.

>>59288711
Budapest bro, actually. I do on-site software testing for your shitty highway tolling system once every couple months.

Pic related.

>>59288897
http://www.needrom.com/download/oukitel-k6000-pro-twrp-3-0-2-0-for-v12-rom-arm64/

Pretty much you just load up the provided scatter file in sp flash tool, then flash the twrp img file.
Then you just flash supersu.

I'm kinda oversimplifying it, but that's basically all you need to do.

>>59288937
Fuck

>>59288939
Thank, mate. Does it wipe the phone? Never did TWRP, just CM once on my nexus 7.

Xiaomi Redmi note 3 pro 3gb Ram version for £165 on a local store.

Worth it?

>>59288991
I don't remember if it does or not, I did this month's ago.

I'd say it's safe to assume it doesn't since you're just replacing the recovery, but also backup just to be safe

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>>59280900

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Now i remember why do i get my chinkshit from ali and not ebay

>>59289114
we know you hate all women because you've been rejected so often, but don't take it out on poor ebay chinks.

Based chinks do it again
https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/03/07/samsung-galaxy-s8-clones-seen-china-ahead-original-release/

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Cakes are back soon, think it will have a point farming exploit like last year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE6pcjWme0c

http://www.gearbest.com/coupon.html

>>59289338
No.

What's the meme chink Bluetooth earphone (if any?)

>>59289468
KZ HDSE

>>59289468
Rock Mulu

>>59288807
Fuck man your apartment place looks comfy as hell

U WAN ITEM??

FUK YOU, HERE HAW WATENG TAM

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Autism cube has arrived!

>>59289802
it's pronounced ohtism btw

>>59289802
link?

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>>59289802
Box is surprisingly high quality. Really impressed with the cube actually

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>>59289883
Last pic.The cube is larger than i thought it would be, all the buttons are high quality and satisfying.

>>59290017
Link? Worth the money? What will you be using it for?

>>59290064
>Worth the money?
Definitely.

>>59290064
>What will you be using it for?
Wasting oil, so that my kids can't have none

>>59290082
Link?

▲
▲ ▲

>>59290128
>with confidence

>>59289883
I'm thinking of getting one of these to compare to the original autism cube that I have.

>>59290017
Joystick will be broken in 2 days.

Anyone done better than $1.25 a pop on ATMega328p Microcontrollers?

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>>59290101
>>59290161
This is the one i got which is slightly more expensive

>>59288807
apartment looks pretty 10/10 for a lonely neet. where you live?

>>59288453
>5 year old laptop has kicked the bucket
>current tablet is on it's way too

Might as well combine the 2. And like I said, >light< gaming. I don't see the point in carrying a laptop if a much lighter, more aesthetic device can do the same with better battery life.

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My fake Nomos Glashütte came in today, ordered it from Wish. Very happy with the quality, the seconds hand on this one actually moves compared to other fakes I've seen. It even has Nomos written on the buckle. If you've seen a real Nomos watch in-person or online you could tell that its a fake, the seconds hand is smaller than normal and the watchface isn't from a model that I've ever seen but to someone who heard about Nomos but never seen one would probably believe that its legit. Pretty happy with the build, strap is a bit stiff but will be better after wearing it for a few days, and you can hear the ticks if you're in a semi-quiet room. Overall it's a decent quartz fake. I am a happy buyer. Next 2 pics is just of the buckle and the strap with the Nomos branding they put on

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Buckle 2/3

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Strap 3/3

>>59291119
>>59291225
>>59291249
Oh yeah it was $13CAD all together $10 for the watch $3 shipping

>>59291119
>>59291225
>>59291249
link? plz

>>59291348
http://www.wish.com/c/58067107af3d5b215814ae2b

Hey /g/oys, any experiences with cheapo chink wallets?
Mine is kill and I don't want to buy an expensive one

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>>59285023
check "vphone s8"
But I'm not sure, can someone put it in into a*us

Apart from mixza, any other good chinky flash drive manufacturers?

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>>59291486

Yo, I'm looking for a cheap phone for my grandmother, something cheap (below $100) like this chink:
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_348203.html

>>59292008
Bluboo Maya.

What a good Bluetooth Adapter for a desktop?
The last one I got from Ali has shit support in terms of drivers.

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>Year of our Lord 2017
>Not owning this

http://www.gearbest.com/bedding/pp_402052.html?wid=21

Best chink phablet under $500?

Or should I just wait a couple months, save a bit, and buy a Mi Mix instead?

>>59292209
Shit, which one? I just bought one from ali. It was just the top selling one, by MIATONE

is there currently a microSD recommendation?

>>59292343
techtablets.com for chink tablet reviews

I know it seems like I shill this guy, but honestly his reviews are thorough and hes always looking for flaws

>>59292434
Mixza Shark

>>59292490
sharks are dead.
19$ for 64gb, I can get Samsung EVOs for the same prize

>>59292599
I was not aware of these price increases, apologies my friend

>>59292599
t.samshill

>>59292599
samsung evo faster then shark?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-5-Ring-Watchband-Military-Quality-Nylon-ZULU-NATO-18mm-20mm-22mm-24mm-G10-Watch/32712322048.html

I am getting chinked

>>59292306

this would make a great present actually

thanks senpai

>>59292810
Looks fine

got 13.72 goybest points from a refund
what should i get /csg/?

>>59292919
some dignity

Anyone got any decent UK layout mechanical keyboards?

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>>59292306

am I autistic/colorblind or is there no color that would match this one from the review?

This would be light blue right? But the ones they have is light green/blue but they both don't match this color right?

>>59293073
Mite be the lighting. Mite be different dye.

Not all mermaid snuggie knockoffs are made in one sweatshops

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>>59293102

But it's the a picture of a review under this listing.

I want that color.

Will a rug from Ali give me foot cancer?

>>59293150
I think review pics are more accurate than stock pics

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>buying an Eachine H8 off of GearBest
>subtotal is $15.01
>enter promo code 'twitter' for that mf 8% off
>subtotal is now over $16
>remove promo code
>back to $15.01

nigger what the fuck

>>59293065
The vast majority of chinkboards are going to be ANSI.
This one looks alright, Ajazz is known to be legit.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/asdf/32664486786.html

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>>59293196

Is that one blue then? But there is another review picture of the blue color and it doesn't look like that

>>59293223
>gaybeast
when you faggots will learn
>>59293233
camera differences you h omo

>>59293232
Big left shifts are really bad for me.
I can work with US layouts just fine, but the fact the "\" isn't on the left side really messes up my work flow.

>>59292490
>>59292343
Did I miss anything or does that site just do tablet reviews?

I'm asking for a phablet.

>>59293310
Ah fuck sorry man, read that quickly as tablet apologies.

OnePlus 3T is the way to go if you mean 5.5 inch and above. Otherwise if you want bigger the Mi Max, Mi Note 2, and budget wise the Mi Mix are all ways to go

>>59293298
You're probably fucked then. I've got one of these
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cherry-Quality-Action-Keyboard-G80-3000LSCGB-2/dp/B0041KJKAG

>>59293256

so it was autism after all

t-thanks

I ordered the blue one

To the anon that needed to hook his stereo with an aux cord. Cassette Mp3 Player Converter For iPod For iPhone
http://s.aliexpress.com/BnaMRjAz

New thread >>59293538
New thread >>59293538
New thread >>59293538

>>59293477
that's really fucking neat actually

>>59293563
That shit has been around for ages. Get it together, anon.

>>59293734
Just noticed, deleting now.

>>59293867
That >>59293753 wasn't me.

I thought you were vacationing or something. We had a thread last night that almost disappeared without a replacement

>>59286170
Don't buy your pic related. I have one.
There's a really annoying chink voice that plays at full volume "BLUETOOTH MODE" "POWER LOW"

>>59293954
>I thought you were vacationing or something.

Not yet.

>We had a thread last night that almost disappeared without a replacement

Can't make threads while I'm asleep. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>59294059
>sleeping
I'm disappoint. Some chink out there is working overtime so he can make your chinkshit while you sleep

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>>59286187
Yes, good goy, trust the chinkman, he only want to give u forever happiness and satisfaction.