How to become a startup developer

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#START
>open up https://www.google.com
>type in “learn programming”
>click on website
>stare at website quizzically for a few hours
>close website, open memes
>close laptop, sleep a little
>wake up, open laptop, go into history
>open website again, leave website again
>be very busy
>come back in a couple of weeks, open website
>open text file, “hello.cpp”
>try and run text file, crash
>open google again, end up at stack overflow
>read for a little bit, google again
>open text file, “hello world.py”
>there you go, look at you now
>google again, find “Learn Python the Hard Way”
>read, program, read, program, read, program, read, program
>program, program
>tear some hair out, debug some code
>show your friends, watch their eyes look through your screen
>google again, new website again
>open editor, “hello.html”
>buy bluehost, by domain name
>read for a couple hours
>try to set up website fail
>google, read for half an hour
>don’t change anything, why is it working now?
>http://www.youripaddress.com/hello.html
>oh
>index dot html
>open window, http://www.youripaddress.com
>there we go
>stay up all night, drink some red bull
>travel to the 90’s, get your very own flashing purple homepage
>run over to your friends house, wake them up with the doorbell
>have some breakfast, take out your laptop
>open website
>...
>feel a little embarassed when they try not to laugh
>play some Call of Duty, drink some beer, go home
>get into bed, stare at ceiling
>get out of bed, open laptop
>google, read, make an account on stackoverflow, read, post
>wait
>read
>google, open website
>read tutorial, reread tutorial
>open temrinal, run commands
>stare, avoid veins popping, eyes reddening
>run the commands, edit the file
>open editor, drag folder, “django/todolist/app”
>read, program, read, program, read, program, debug, read, program
>fallasleep
>...
>pick up head, program
>run,program
>http://www.myipaddress.com/todolist
>smile,sleep
>wake up program
GOTO: #START