How do I install gentoo on my phone?

if theres any videos to watch im thankful

>>59259265
chroot.

>>59259265
you can't

>>59259265
can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>59259337
I'll look into it thanks. I just want to be able to run a full desktop OS on a spare phone, but also learn to use gentoo in the process. Ideally I can use android on the go, then connect my phone to a monitor and use linux at home.

>>59259537
>I'll look into it thanks. I just want to be able to run a full desktop OS on a spare phone, but also learn to use gentoo in the process. Ideally I can use android on the go, then connect my phone to a monitor and use linux at home.

you are fucking retarded

>>59259494
quick rundown:

- Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% ofDNAediting research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>59259564
why?

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no memes? disgusting

>>59259265
Give me a quick rundown on Drumpfanoff.

>>59259537
It's going to be fucking horrible since Gentoo compiles all packages from source, something that probably will take a week on a phone.

>>59259706
-Israelis bow to Drumpfanoff
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls US with an iron but fair fist
-Owns Real estate & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient Swedish royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Trumpograd will be be the first city)
-Owns 99% ofDNA editing research facilities in US
-First designer baby is his son, Barron
-Both of them said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Mongolian steppes & secret soviet lab Katoяga 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two Father-son angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Drumpfanobots inside your hamburger right now
-The Drumpfanoff is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Drumpfanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-He learned fluent Russian and Slovenian over a dinner one day.
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Drumpfanoff. There’s no gold in London, only in Drumpf Tower
-He is 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, Drumpfanoff is a timeless real human being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's benevolent being.

>>59259494
-Israelis bow to Drumpfanoff
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls US with an iron but fair fist
-Owns Real estate & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient Swedish royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Trumpograd will be be the first city)
-Owns 99% ofDNA editing research facilities in US
-First designer baby is his son, Barron
-Both of them said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Mongolian steppes & secret soviet lab Katoяga 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two Father-son angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Drumpfanobots inside your hamburger right now
-The Drumpfanoff is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Drumpfanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-He learned fluent Russian and Slovenian over a dinner one day.
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Drumpfanoff. There’s no gold in London, only in Drumpf Tower
-He is 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, Drumpfanoff is a timeless real human being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's benevolent being.

>>59259602
You know, I was pretty mad when these guys started their thing, but this shit is funny. Consider me bogpilled, no more gmb.