If there is ONE and only ONE language that you would have to

>>59248972
assembler

>>59249122
nice meme

>>59249133
go fuck yourself, I won't be giving any reasoning for memers

javascript. Nodejs masterrace

>>59248972
c

Python

C

Scratch

>>59249248
>>59249257

Was thinking about leaning C, but all the /g/ meme about security flaw about C kept me away from it

>>59249256
I'm actually learning python, not sure if it is that polyvalent

>>59249218
isn't javascript shit ? Everybody tell me how bad js is.. yet everything is made of JS, I don't understand

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>>59249269

>>59249310
the only bad thing about js is that it has only 1 thread. But since it's async you wont notice.

>>59248972
C#.

>>59249359
lul

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>>59249385
>he thinks it's a joke

>>59249417
it's not?

C++ it allows you to work as high level or low level you want

>>59248972
lisp

>>59249310
>yet everything is made of JS
kek

>>59248972
Clojure
Benefits of Java and Lisp.

What do y'all think about Kotlin?

>>59248972
C++. Don't even bother debating this.

>>59249310
>trust /g/ about serious tech arguments.
keks

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>>59248972
Not one that exist, because non is up to the task by ecosystem and implementation.

>>59250065
That being said >>59250009 comes closest, because a subset could be used for scripting.

>>59249310
>security flaw about C kept me away from it
There aren't actually security flaws in C. It just isn't a babby language, so you have to write gud code. There isn't a runtime environment to coddle u and wipe your ass.

But if you're only allowed to learn one language, it has to be C, because there are some things that you can't do in higher level languages, but there is nothing that you can't do in C.

>>59248972
>pic

where is rust?

>>59248972
english

>>59250689
> OMG I'M SO FUNNY LOOK AT ME

You know, it's people like you that make this world a better place. Keep up the positive attitude, anon.

golang, it's truly a pleasure to write in.

>>59250830
Shit the fuck up bitch boy

>>59250875
attaboy <3

>>59248972
Java. Write once, run anywhere.

P.S. I'm white, I swear

>>59249993
Kotlin's up there with the other hipster languages. The jobs that pop up here for them also have other hippy frameworks in their requirements

>React, Node, Angular, Mongo, blahblahblah: 10+ years experience required

>>59250969
>10+ years experience required
node exists for 7, mongodb and angular for 8 years

>>59248972
Racket. Nanopass is an amazing idea.

>>59251057
T'was a kind joke, milady

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JavaScript. Not even memeing it will be the overlord language in the future

>>59248972
C++

JS. It's also quite good as a language itself.
Ask me 5 years ago and i'd say C.

>>59248972
Are there any langs except JS and C/C++ that can into ternary conditional?

>>59248972
JavaScript cos I'm not a bent bastard like you lot.

Js VS C+ ? hm

>>59248972
javascript

It's obvious that no one here has ever built something besides a hello world project in JS otherwise they would not have said JS.

Seeing this thread makes me think /g/ is now overrun with fad-following faggots

>>59248972
Knowing everything about C++ would make you a savant. Anything else I'd within the realm of normal human possibility.

>>59253133
why do you dislike js? are attracted to the male gender?

>>59248972
English

Clojure.

>>59253192
gtfo