What resolution does /g/ use?

>Zack's asshole is ready
>It's time for me to show my big long schlong dong into his anus
>I look at him for a moment
>My big dong in one hand and a burger from Burger King in the other
>I take a bite of my burger and place it on the table.
>Zack yells "do it now Jessica!"
>I shove my big long schlong dong into his butt.
>He giggles with joy.
>I pick up my burger off the table and take another bite.
>It tastes so good
>Zack asks for a bite
>I say "no"
>This is my burger.
>I asked him if he wanted anything from Burger King and he said no.
>So why does this bitch think I'm going to share with him?
>I remove my big long schlong dong from his asshole.
>Zack takes a sip of water and says "Oh boy Jessica! That was great! I sure do love when you insert your potato pie pumpkin flavored french fry into my butt!"
>All of a sudden a nigger walks into the room.
>I say "Who are you Mr. Black Man?"
>He stares at me with those brown eyes.
>They're the color of poop
>The Nigger says "I am Nigger Nogger asshole clogger. I am here because I smelled Burger King."
>I quickly look at my burger.
>He wants it.
>But it's mine.
>I don't want anyone else eating my burger!
>Mr. Nigger Nogger and Zack are staring at me now.
>I slowly put the last bite of the hamburger into my mouth.
>I wish it didn't have to be this way.
>A nigger and Zack are just staring at me.
>I am scared.
>Then suddenly, Zack says "Hello Nigger Nogger asshole clogger! I'm Zack! I was born with a nigger fetish. I can't help but notice you're black. Mind if I touch your eyebrows?"
>The nigger stares at Zack for what seems like forever.
>Then says "Go ahead bitch."
>Zack places his right hand on the niggers eyebrow.
>I am so confused.
>Zack never asked to touch my eyebrows before.
>Am I not nigger enough for Zack?
>The nigger backs away from Zack and says "Well it looks like you finished that damn burger nigga."
>Me and my homies wanted some... but it's gone."

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>>59228637
>"My nigger friends are outside waiting for me, so I have to go now. Bye mother fuckers."
>The nigger walks out.
>Zack gets a tear in his eye.
>"The nigger nogger asshole clogger is gone." He says.
>"I thought he was going to be mine forever, but he's gone."
>I give Zack an angry look. Me and Zack are married. Why would he want a nigger?
>They are black.
>Zack wouldn't be able to see them in the dark. No one can see niggers in the dark.
>Anyway, today is Simons birthday.
>Me and Zack have to get ready for the party now.
>I ask Zack if he wants to stop at Burger King on the way there.
>He says no because it will remind him of the nigger.
>Zack says "Jessica, do you ever think I'll see Mr. Nigger Nogger asshole clogger again?"
>I don't reply because I'm too busy thinking about the Nigger's poop colored eyes.
>Zack rolls his eyes and goes to wait in the car
>"Here we come Simon." I say, and walk out of the room.

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>>59228648
I forget what board I'm on

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>>59228648
>>59228637

>>59227828
1080p, will upgrade directly to 2160p once it becomes mainstream