>be me, college student, web designer, butt load of programming

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>be me, college student, web designer, butt load of programming experience cuz im forever alone
>fat ass sand nigger comes up as im tutoring someone
"Dude are you writing pseudo code?"
"...no im writing javascript"
"Good cuz id be really dissapointed if you were."
>this cuck proceeds to provide similar dialouge about the diffrence between java and javascript for some random fucking reason
>fast forward today
>osama bin-fat fuck comes up behind me in a extra session lab
"Im gonna kill you man!"
>without even a second guess at who this fucker come out guns a balzin
"Those are mighty big words for someone that dosent know whats gonna happen next."
>he tries to tell me nothings gonna happen. But it fucking will soon.
"Dude, I tried using switches and its fucking stupid man. Your making it way too hard.
>what the fuck is so hard about throwing a value through a switch and printing a display.
>try to be reasonable.
"Okay, well show me your code."
>his 1/10 nigger gf pulls up his code on her computer.
>literally 6 if statements and approx 100 lines long.
His gf "it dosent work!"
>well no fucking shit the code has no fucking proper santax. Its literally shit on a keyboard.
>show them my code agian and explain the diffrence between using a switch that spans approx 12 lines and 6 if statements thats 100 lines long.
"Dude thats so inefficent, any coder will tell you that my code is superior."
>really? Im trying to help this cuck out and he has a god complex going on.
>mfw he asks the teacher how to write the code and the teacher does line for line what i had.
>this fucking kid glares at me across the room.
"I code with fucking 3rd years all the time man!"
>how is this fucking relevent?
>Literally pulls this exact same shit with the teacher.
>exact fucking dialogue
"How the hell do you know this is right?"
Prof:"i teach this course.
>fucking dox me bitch