Aliums land on Earth and demand to be shown 5 to 10 examples

Plan 9
iPhone
iPad
iPod
MacBook
iMac
Mac Pro

cd ..
cd ..
cd code
cd ..
cd ..
cd ..

Dragon dildo
Domino's Easy Order button
HeadOn!
Dehydrated water
Fliz

>>59182702
Reddit, selfie-stick, enema pump, starbucks coffee and religion.

>>59182702
I just point at Kentucky and tell them that's the best we're gonna do

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>>59182702
>riced Thinkpad
>dildo controlled emacs
>gentoo
>/g/ phone
>selfie stick
bam, we're their leader

Gentoo
Nokia 3310
Any thinkpad
4chan
Vr hentai game

templeos
linux
thinkpad
9/11
internet
4chan
shadman's artwork
hentai and futa

Sunway Taihulight
Google database center
Self driving car
Atlas from Boston dynamics
iPhone
International space station
Curiosity Rover
Memes
The fact that we can turn LIGHT INTO MATTER

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>printing press
>particle accelerator
>fusion reactor
>VASIMR propulsion system
>the internet
>PS4 Pro
>Abrams tank
>1985 Toyota Supra

LHC
mobile phone
(racing) car
assembly machine
space shuttle
terry davies

Intel
Amd
Nvidia
Benchmarks

Don't know about the planet, but that should keep'em busy for a while.

Quantum Computer
Demonstration of internet
A regular Computer
Radiotelescope
One commercial airplane
Demonstration of maths
Empty book & pen
Anaesthesia
Radio

We're dead

A wall. Space niggers can gtfo.

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>>59182975
What if we're considered space niggers and are kept in the dark about cool master race shit going on out there while they laugh and watch us fight in attempts to be king nigger?

relly makes u think

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>>59182761
underrated

>>59182702
VR, Headphones, fleshlight, computer capable of running white women and stimulating lubricant. Even Ayys couldn't resist.

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>>59182855
>not Skyline GT-R R32

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this man

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>>59183393
Aliens wouldn't be able to import it for 25,000 years.

>>59182817
>not dragon dildos

>>59182855
>PS4 Pro
I hope you are joking kid. That thing is a steaming pile of shit

>>59182702
Fire
Bronze working
Iron working
Steam engines
Early airplanes
Jet fighters
The Saturn V rocket
Early Microcomputers
Modern consumer hardware
Modern supercomputers

Place each on a timeline, making it clear the acceleration of progress.

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Ask to board ship
Look around
Ask if i can use a terminal to check my gmail account
Upload virus
Smoke cigars