you are in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass wyd?

try to figure out how i got a gf in the first place

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>>59180964
I do this to establish myself as the dominate male

>>59180964
What if you throw water on it?

>>59181195
Nothing happens

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Joke's on him my gf is his sister

>>59180964
unplug him

>>59181229
Those exposed cables look like they'd burn nicely.
After the plastic is burned then throw some water.

>>59180964
Piss in cup.
Poor on robot.
Unplug robot.

Shoot him in the head with my home made EMP gun that's legal to own.

>>59180964

Plot twist: the robot downloaded my consciousness and we're in his virtual reality.

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>>59181565
Wtf, i love transhumanism now!

>>59181275
I'd slide my dick in that toaster.

>>59182128
I'd put my floppy into her diskdrive

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This

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>>59180964
Pummel it with a tube.

by the way where do i buy this?

>>59180964
I'd kick his cardboard box.

>go to the nearest plug
>Get a long cupper cable
>Coil it
>Get electricity thru it
>Show him who rules
>Have intense sex with gf after showing her how alpha Im