Bash On Ubuntu On Windows

You can't.

>>59157129
ive gotten xfce4 running mostly fine with the exception of some images not rendering correctly, my main problem is audio, ive heard a couple people get it working but never had explicit instructions sadly

>being a cuckold

Just install Linux if you don't want to be a cuck.

>>59157294
i would but muh games :'(

>>59157104
For DE use vcxsrv.
I don't know about audio, sorry

>>59157324
thats what i was using, some leets on a github page were talking about running pulse audio through tcp to a pulse server on windows but im not sure how i would set that up, pulse audio has always been confusing for me

Install Wubu or Ubuntu in a HyperV VM

>>59157104
install gentoo

>>59157104
There are instructions online, but you need to install a standalone X11 display server. Anyways, last time I checked, some core stuff was broken but I've seen an i3 environment that worked pretty well.

>>59157298
stop playing gayms

>>59157298
Dual boot. It's a lot less hassle than trying to bang on a Microsoft feature that isn't, by their own admission, isn't even remotely ready for daily use or fully featured.

Why use Bash on Ubuntu on Spyware instead of a VM? At least that way Spyware has to put in some work to monitor your VM instead of feeding everything you do directly in to Spyware.