Java Thread

>>59154521
Not really, for me the lectures are absolutely useless and I've only managed to learn by actually doing our assignments.

No, anyone that failed the first time should commit suicide for being so profoundly retarded.

>>59154521
no

>>59154521
Not really, the only people I'd imagine failing at Java is probably high schoolers. Even then, they'd have to be stupid as fuck.

>>59154521
I did.

>>59154521
Rednecks can't into java

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the Pajeets in my Java class bombed something.
Pro tip: it wasn't the class

how do you even fail at java?

you just failed at programming, java wasn't the cause

>>59154997
I take offense to that, I'm a redneck and doing fairly well in java

>>59154521
>street shitting thread
No, thanks.

>>59154521
The language shouldn't really matter

>>59154554
thats about all ive garnered from my 6 weeks of java so far. really need to get that textbook

>>59154521
If you fail an entry level java class you should not bother trying to program anymore

>>59154521
>failing a Java class
You better be good at flipping burgers. Maybe if it was Scheme or Haskell then I'd be sympathetic. Java is the easiest static/strong programming language there is.

>>59156061
I did. But it was because I was a dummy who spent all their time making programs for my portfolio. I got a game released on Steam but failed that class because I never kept up. Just retook it and got an A next semester because I actually tried.

Meh.

Didn't even finish the degree. I work for a game dev company now.

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>>59154620
3 AP test (1) scores in highschool (thats the worst score). was middling of the pack, but had an absolute moron for a teacher who I'm not even sure knew how to program. I always wonder if I'd be further along if I had even a half competent teacher :S

>>59156215
No you wouldn't. Programming is mostly self-taught and trial-and-error anyways. Teachers are just there to give assignments and mark them.

>>59154521
I used to design shitty interfaces, but yeah, you learn to do better eventually.

Liek OMG how could you fail java I'm a smug autist genius.

>>59156239
Well I know that now many years later, but in those formative years, I wonder if a bigger boost then would have yielded a multiplier effect that would have played out in many ways since then.

>>59154521
t. Pajeet

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>>59154521
Nah.

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>>59154521
>2005
>java class
>instantly know this language is pure shit
>pay nepali clowns a few bucks to do each assignment for the class
>pass
>focus on other classes that are interesting
>get degree
>never use java again

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>>59157351
>things that didn't happen

>>59157383
except they actually did

going on rentacoder and getting south asians tripping over themselves to bid on shitty assignment level programs. winners were like $5.

>>59156174
Things That Never Happened: The Post

Yeah, but I never did half the assignments and for some reason my counselor decided that taking C++, Java, and an assembly class at the same time was a great idea. Guess which class I decided to ignore?

Took a summer course and passed with flying colors.

>>59157539
Eh, it did. The game on steam didn't sell very well but I didn't really expect it to. Ended up releasing another while working at my previous job that is doing better, still working on it though (early access)

I really hated school though

>>59157711
do you still remember how to code? I'm balls deep in an assignment I don't know how to do

>>59157464
T H I R D - W O R L D - B O I I I

>>59158032
I make games for a living so yeah I can program. Java is shit but it's easy tier.

I'm not doing your fucking homework for you though. Put your nose in the books and deal with it

>>59154521
all the csc I've had so far have all been java, including data structures. fuck Java.

>>59158177
I meant for pay not handouts

This shits a bitch, I wish I didn't get into a car accident or id have had time to study for it

>>59158340
Shit nigga if you're a richfag sure. I make roughly $100/h at work. Think you can match that? If so sure.

>>59158340
Car accident sounds like you have plenty of time to study: in bed.

>>59159129
no injuries, I've been dealing with the insurance companies and repairs because the guy didn't admit fault for running a red until I got the police report
after he hit me kept driving his car and totaled his own for no reason

My car is a 87 mr2 so I wouldn't get much but now I'm getting a good amount but im doing the work myself

Nearly 100%'d my last two java classes. Java is so god damn easy I dont understand how you'd fail the class without being a literal sub-human.

>>59158032
Kek. Post your assignment.

>>59154521
I dont think it is possible to fail a java class.

I am pretty stupid and easily passed it although I hate OOP and did barely anything for the exam.

>>59158032
Post your assignment anon I want to laugh at you

>>59154521
>taking a java class
>taking a java class and failing it

>>59154521
I tried a java exam in January session once and failed. Then I tried again in February and got fullscore.

Your post is so damn accurate with me lel

>>59155034
who's the cute m'lady in your pic?

>>59161149
in my class Java wasn't really the issue. It was the professor making an insane request, we had to write like several hundreds of lines of code in 1 hour kek

>>59161169
Elsa Jean. She does porn, mostly for BLACKED.com which is where that picture is from.

She's a meme.

>>59156040
what textbook?

>>59154521
I took java 1 at community college and java2 at uni. Had to drop it and do java 1 ar the uni. Now i am a java programmer making good money

I am looking for help

somebody pls tell me how the fuck can i call a method anywhere who has a graphics paremeter???

>>59163694
A hoopdinger

>>59156215

There is a reason for the following saying..

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."

>>59164028

what is this?

>>59164216
It is the handle which is returned by the dangledoodle method of the bingding class

>>59164416
Small keke

>>59163418
big java late objects. usually when i take a class i just take notes and supplement them with online stuff and never waste money on textbooks but that isnt working for my first CS class.