/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>59146658
Shame on you for bullying Comfy out of this general, RegularOP.

>>59146658
Shame on you for making early threads

>>59146767
>>59146781
S(h)ame fags

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1) Scientific calculator: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Calculator/32690320398.html (Link is dead, product probably removed, search for scientific calculator on Ali)
>Got it for $3.86
>Works like intended
>AA Batteries needed (not included)
>Normies in my country bought it from a local store for $15
2) Autistic MP3 Player: http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_447897.html
>Got it for $1.62
>Makes a hissing sound no matter what headphones I put into it
>Is compact, has a tiny battery that charges fast and an SD slot
>Not recommended due to the annoying hissing
3) 3.5mm Jack Splitter: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Splitter/32250028732.html
>Got it for $0.77
>Tested and works properly, no complaints.
4) DW Clone: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DW/32700186620.html
>Got it for $4.19
>Has the DW logo even though it doesn't in the pictures.
>Battery not included and I'm gonna try installing one when I have time.
>Strap kinda shit quality but not 0/10.
I've got more chink shit coming in the next weeks so I will try reviewing those as well. These are my first chink purchases and also first review so give me advice on how I can make 'em better!

http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_447897.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Splitter/32250028732.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DW/32700186620.html

>Zuk Z2 was shown to have shitty build quality
>OP tries to hide the truth

You could've done more OP. The Zuk Z2 is shit and should be outed as one. Even my Doogee is better and costs lesser.

>>59147160
What Doogee you have?

Does chinks into ereaders?

>>59147194
Just go kobo.

>>59147194
No.

>>59147227
This.

>>59147160
Hide the truth how? It's in the news.

>>59147304
Why do you use a tripcode?

>>59147348
So we can filter him.

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that wallet doesn't look like it's worth even $0.81

>>59147399
How can you still see the threads if you filtered him? You can't. You're just another lying faggot who doesn't contribute anything to this general. Fuck you. Nobody wants you here.

>>59147634
please, this is a blue board

>>59147127
the knock off DWs are probably real DWs

>>59147767
What do you mean by this?

>>59147715
You can still find the threads in the catalog even with FaggotOP filtered.

>>59147817
DWs are cheap chink watches sold at high cost in the rest of the world.

>>59147127
>give me advice on how I can make 'em better!
more photos are nice, instead of a longer post, do "one post-one product review" next time

What do when your package has been in transit in almost 2 months?
Gearbest if your wondering which one

>>59147634
Why do you think it was $0.81 to begin with?

>>59147864
>please help me pad out the news in future so it looks like I'm doing a good job for my Chinese paymasters
t. RegularOP

>>59147192
He doesn't have one.
Obviously.

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Meme of the day is this card holder. Its legit as fuck. Having no problem taking out a card when I need it.

http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-wallets/pp_488794.html

5-7$ depending on what color

>>59147951
You contact support about it.

Is it a bad idea to buy a shitload of pepe pillows off taobao

>>59148167
It's fine as long as you've come to terms with the fact that you will never know a woman's touch.

>>59147304
Not enough. You could've added that it is an inherent build flaw that will cause the battery to explode. Yet you just tried to sweep it under the rug.

>>59148167
Yes. CNN will report it as alt right being funded by the Chinese.

>>59148142
Why did you make this thread early?
Why did you make the last thread early?
Why do you never wait for bump limit?

>>59148190
I have phimosis anyways, not a problem
>>59148222
Fucking amazing. Also, nice digits.

>>59148275
He just said, you need to put your questions to Gearbest customer support

>>59148275
1/10, you made me go back and check.

no, he did not make the thread early.

>>59146767
>Caring about some fag that was not anon,and a trip fag.

>>59147194
apparently there's some patent expiring on e-ink screens so maybe soon.

Dual Camera
4000 mAh battery

Any phone with those on? Bluboo Dual and Doogee Shoot have small batteries. I'm looking at Honor 6X

>>59148838
Redmi Pro

>>59148838
LeEco Cool1

OK csg, what chink tablet to buy?

I want some Linux on the go, if anyone ever tampered with a windows tablet, in order to install Ubuntu.

Is it possible? I have jack shit knowledge on the subject apart from hearing that Chuwi is good.

>>59148838
>>59148922

Wait for the Redmi Pro 2

>>59149003
That's not dual camera though

>>59148389
>>59148446
Homies, das a diff guy your talking to.
I just responded now

>>59148142
Ah thanks regop!
Its the support ticket thing, right?

>>59148997
>chink tablet
>Linux

dont, chink tablets have non-existant hardware support for linux. Wi-fi etc wont work.

>>59148997
I don't have much to say, but I know that Linux on the Surface 3 is pretty much impossible to get right.

There's an entire subreddit dedicated to getting linux working on the surface tablets, and most seem to be with major issues. I don't have much hope for chink tablets, considering this.

>People complaining about OP creating thread 4 posts early.
>People defending OP in it's choices.

Why do we even care? That's not what/csg/ is about, is it?

>>59148997
>>59149035

nvm, im a fucking retard.

https://forum.xda-developers.com/x98-air/general/guide-install-ubuntu-teclast-tablets-t3352310

The Teclast X98 Pro should work with ubuntu touch.

>>59148997
http://www.cnx-software.com/2017/02/07/installing-ubuntu-17-04-on-chuwi-lapbook-14-1-apollo-lake-laptop/

>>59149067
People are retarded.

>>59148838
Price limit?

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PACKAAAGE!!! postman gave me look "give me a fucking tip" has delivered me many items, thinking about actually tipping or should i just order more items instead? lets see what's inside...

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>>59149303
smells bad.

>>59149067
RegularOP subjected a popular video reviewer to a truly sickening campaign of harassment and trolling. That's why people take every opportunity to complain about him.

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>>59149303
>>59149352
>tipping the postman
Seriously America?!?

>>59148446
There's a difference between making the thread and posting the link to the thread. We shouldn't need a new thread until at least 330 posts so the old one is close to being archived when the new one is made.

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>>59149352
what the fu...

>>59149396
This isn't actually a thing. Postmen get paid proper standard American slave wages, usually with an alright benefits package. Actual USPS deliveryfolk even get to ride the government job gravy train. They are not like waitresses or food delivery drivers.

Is Redmi Note 4x going to be a new meme?

Anyone knows about some good chink tablets?

>>59149516
What price range?

>>59149558
Under $100 preferably, it's for home use mostly for videos and some light gaming

>>59149513
probably not, the Redmi Note 3 Pro is better. Dont understand why Xiaomi decided to put a worse SoC in Redmi note 4X.

Redmi 4 Pro is probably the best new budget meme out there.

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>>59149438
fuq is dis?

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>>59149620
it's a fan speed regulator for €3.09(shipped to my doorstep), local hardware shop was selling same function thing for €42

>>59149303
This is your cue to place 100 separate orders for the cheapest item on Aliexpress.

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I ordered 2 bongs from DHgate and one of them has this tracking info. And the other says it's held by customs in Shenzen. What the hell is going on?

>>59149866
link to bong? looking to buy 1 myself.

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Xiameme pen arrived, is alright.

>>59149877
Won't let me post links. But just go to the website, there's plenty of cheap glass on there.

Is an Orange Pi actually good? It's specs & price look promising and the Raspberry Pi is ridiculously expensive in comparison

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What did I get today /csg/???

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It's a laptop bag!!! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/stylish-laptop-bag/32228631274.html

It holds my T400 no problem. I like the quality.

>>59149960
>>59149973
Oh yeah, this was delivered 11 days after I ordered it, which ties my current chink shipping record.

>>59147194
>>59147227
>>59147248
seconding this
I got the kobo aura for 40 bucks on ebay last year and it's great

>>59148071
Is this better than the version where the cards pop automatically?

>>59149600
Maybe this one, FNF iFive Mini 4S. Has the same display that's in the iPad Mini and android 6.0 marshmallow ROM. it's $125 with the coupon ifive21
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_602714.html

Another option is Teclast X80 Plus or Power, Android 5.1 + Windows 10 dual boot, main difference between the two is higher resolution display and metal build of the X80 Power
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_298397.html
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_365073.html

>>59149465
Plus many postmen make a fortune by stealing parcels. In fact, postmen are almost as bad at chinking us as the chinks are!

>>59149610
The 625 is comparable to the 650 in real life usage while being much more energy efficient.

>>59150622
Except it isn't. The 625 performs like a snapdragon 800/801, the 650 is closer to the 810/808.

You only won't notice a difference if the SD625 is on a 720p display.

Has anyone tried Bluedio N2 Bluetooth headphones
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_72597.html?wid=21

They seem pretty cheap, but I cant find anything on them, the wiki recommends kz hdse, but there isnt much info on them either, maybe someone tried them both or either of them and can share insight?

>>59150792
I bought some blueido bt headphones and the sound was total garbage, do not recommend, they broke after 1 week so i got a refund and bought a Moxpad X90 instead, way better.

where is my xiaomi fleshlight

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>59151008
>xiaomi fleshlight
with mi logo's texture inside for dat extra xiaomi touch.

What are the top 5 fidget cubes on ali

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What's a good starting vaporizer? Should I start out with a chink one or should I try a shop first?

I bought :
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Clear-Silicone-Adult-Sex-Toys-penis-male-chastity-belt-lock-A122/1135267623.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brass-20mm-Travel-Luggage-Suitcase-Laptop-Bag-Padlock-Lock-With-Two-Keys-Kit-Set-4-Color/32781122478.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Oomph-Adult-Sex-Young-Girl-Pussy-Realistic-Vagina-Male-Masturbator-Cup-Aircraft-Cup-Sex-Toys-for/32629399905.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Black-Dictionary-Hidden-Secret-Book-Design-Valuables-Secretive-Money-Cash-Box-Security-Code-Key/32306483456.html

For 25 bucks

Am I perverted ?

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Will I get mouth cancer?

44% peroxide whitening solution btw

>>59151257
If you gotta ask, the answer is most likely yes

>>59151211
The chink ones are basically the best. You trying to quit smokes?

>>59151257

>No panties or japanese schoolgirl outfit with stripey thigh highs

If you're going to be a degenerate to it right or not at all

>>59151280
you probably wont get cancer
but you'll most likely damage your enamel permanently and irritate your gums provided you dont melt them off first

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think this is $5 worth of quality?


>>59151280
It's a liquid you're putting in your mouth from china

>>59151280

link?

>>59151405
I've got a few similar things (that exact one as well I think) slapped on my backpack. They're pretty much standardised and so far as I can tell all decent quality, so go on cheapness.

What's the difference between these two?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4X-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core-5-5-FHD-3GB-RAM/311331_32792320034.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4X-4-X-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-625-Octa-Core-5-5-FHD/311331_32794275342.html

>>59150792
Bluedio n2 are pretty good for the price.

I own a pair. I like it.

>>59150792
Have both, HDSEs are better but N2s are cheaper. Pick your poison.

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I'm about to buy this $70 6 inch phone to watch anime and read ebooks. Am I making a mistake? All the ebook readers look shit and are expensive.

>>59151405
Everyone in the comments seems happy... You're not supposed to put it on your gums obviously.

>>59151407
http://s.aliexpress.com/aMfuYnIr

I like that the Ali app has a "copy to clipboard" option in the share options, most apps don't and it's really annoying. Based chinks done it again.

>>59151533
Yes.
Buy the pptv king 7 instead.

>>59151533

Thanks senpai. I wanted to see if it's the same as all the the thing all youtubers are shilling (http://www.whitewithstyle.com/) and it seems like it is, only you get a lot more for a lot less.

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>20 pounds of tits and ass stuck in customs
>they're probably taking turns with her

>>59151533
If it's just for dossing around the house on wifi have a look at 8" chinktabs, stuff like the Onda V80.

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>>59151663
Been looking at the Teclast P80h.

>>59151552
That's double the price though, I don't care about ram or 3G it's only to watch anime and read ebooks in bed.

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>>59151571
Ayylamao

>>59151280
https://youtu.be/cfqwcXNgvS4?t=334

>>59151722
Yeah but it's got a 1440p screen.
Imagine that luscious texts and page turning animation with 500 ppi on your screen.

720p will hurt your eyes if you use it too long. Trust me, I had to ditch my redmi 3 because of that.

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>>59151587
holy shiieeeeeet, TELL ME YU DIDNT BUY THAT THING LOL

>>59129061
Ayy, all almost all electronic circuits can go through water and work just fine as long as they don't go in there working and they're completely dry when turned on afterwards.

I've dropped an earbud in my water cup on my occasions; I put it over my heating wait sufficient time for water to be evaporated. Most detergents aren't basic enough to chemically affect the hardware, more likely to actually clean off any bio residue.

>>59151722
Same difference pretty much. I have a Teclast X89 and it's good for watching films and playing X-COM on the shitter. If you actually want to read a book spend $30 on a used basic ereader.

>>59151784

>can't follow instruction
>get burned

>>59151571
Just drink bleach instead lmao

>>59151863
does it look white to you?

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>>59151008
Mi rabbit fuckable plushie when???

Also where can I find one of these dank memes? Ali is out of stock

>>59151587
Link?

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Can anyone decipher these chinkrunes for me?

>>59151907
No.
Fuck off.

>>59151923
Chink, plz

>>59151211
you want some advice or what m8?

>>59151941
You need to go back.
And take OP with you.
>>>/pol/

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Any recommendations for a dumb phone? Just need it to call and text and be durable.

>>59151945
sure, I'm not sure what separates a crappy vape from a good one besides fire hazard I guess? Maybe temperature of the coil?

>>59151907
1. Take clearer picture
2. What part do you want deciphered?

>>59151907
Google Translate app, I use it for my chunk mail. Uses the camera and overlays translated text in real time. Unless you're a tinfoil faggot of course, in which case my apologies.

>>59151959
Kind of. That sort of thing is more dependent on your level of control and the specific flavours you're vaping. You trying to quit or just wanting something to fuck around with? Give me some parameters here, there's a shit ton of choice.

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What's the most cancerous (on physical or internet-cultural level) item that you own and/or would recommend?

>>59151959
I'd personally recommend the ipv5. Rock solid, reliable and cheap.

Atomisers are more personal taste but I've had few complaints with my Uwell Crown. Ymmv

>>59151985
It's just the address of where it was sent from. Somewhere from Guangdong

>>59152003
A little pusheen plush

>>59151998
I don't know if this is a retarded idea but I kinda just wanted to fuck around with nicotine a bit. Besides the neurological boost, parkinsons reduction, and maybe even anti-depressive stuff, I figured it wouldn't be hard to set up a nicotine cycle so you wouldn't build up a tolerance. I figure I'm not much of an addictive person so I figure I would have less risk than most, but idk.

>>59152041
It's pretty retarded but you should be fine with 3mg liquid. Since you're not on a real-cigs budget already give me a bit and I'll knock together a low end selection to play around with.

>>59146658
Are those Danbos worth it?

>>59152041
I think you'll find nicotine is less addictive than you've been led to believe. I started vaping 2 years ago as a switch from a very light smoking habit. I can suck down a good 15ml of 9mg whatever for a good two month or so and then go on a break for 3 -4 weeks while my next batch of eliquid gets shipped.

Don't feel anything like withdrawal, anything that could be remotely called a craving is gone after a cup of coffee. I'm not suggesting it's a good idea to try to get addicted but I haven't managed in all my efforts.

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>Yes, yes, my goy, the UiSii's are much better than Eiaosi
Einmal wird unsere Geduld zu Ende sein, und dann wird den Shills das freche Lügenmaul gestopft werden!

Is anyone here happy with some chink shit they've owned for more than three years?

>>59152141
I was gonna start vaping for the buzz because I hear it's a good shot-acting stimulant but someone told me I could just rub ejuice on my hand

true/false?

if so where is the cheapest place to order it?

>>59152392
Zuk Z2 here, been going good for just over 3 years now.

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autism gear is here
can't fit much quality in 2.9mb

Got the spinner from here : https://www.aliexpress.com/item/White-Black-Tri-Spinner-Fidget-Toy-Plastic-EDC-Hand-Spinner-For-Autism-and-ADHD/32785185469.html

>spinner for autism and adhd
fuck you chinks.

Anyways it's pretty sturdy, feels nice and spins real good. I think I can get around 2 minutes if I spin it with the other hand.

Also autism cube from this shop: https://sellworlder01.aliexpress.com/store/930046 (direct link is dead, they probably aren't selling that piece of shit anymore)
The autism cube is shit. The spinning part is flimsy as fuck, the 5 buttons: 2 are clicky and 3 just for normal press. one of the clicky ones is already stuck and I opened this thing 5 minutes ago. The switch is flimsy, joystick is ok but nothing specials. Those 3 gears with a metal ball end up being the best part at the end.
I don't know if all of the cubes are like this or not, but this is horrible. Would rather get another spinner

>>59152041
Alright, here's what I'd go for. Fasttech because I don't know where you are, hardware is cheap but consumables can be expensive.

https://www.fasttech.com/products/3039/10020751/5785400-authentic-artery-nugget-v2-50w-1500mah-tc-vw-vv
Tiny mod. I have one as a backup and it's really nice, since you're not addicted capacity is less important. Has good temp control and reads resistance accurately.
https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10018935/4613300-authentic-wotofo-serpent-mini-rta-rebuildable
Again small, but this thing is piss-easy to build on. Single coil, good flavour, decent vapour, near-certain to be totally leak free.
https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10014538/4684200-velocity-v2-styled-rda-rebuildable-dripping
Knockoff of a classic. Again easy to build but takes dual coils so it can take a while longer to balance them out, Cheap enough to have just in case.

https://www.fasttech.com/products/3034/10010836/1986902-vaping-coil-winding-jig-tool-for-rebuildable
Self explanatory
https://www.fasttech.com/products/3033/10017613/6191900
Kanthal for simple variable wattage, stainless is for temp control. Get used to kanthal before fucking around with TC.
https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10029082/6363301-authentic-clrane-organic-cotton-5-pack
You're going to need some wick material.


>>59152421
I wouldn't, but if you do then check out DIY liquid suppliers and just buy the nicotine concentrate.

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>>59152478
and here's the piece of shit cube
Would recommend spinner, wouldn't recommend cube

>>59152492
>I wouldn't
well why not?

>>59152513
Hard to judge the actual dose absorbed. You'll not die but a nic OD can be unpleasant.

>>59152492
Why would I need to rebuild atomizers? Do they go bad or something?

I was also interested in making my own juice, if I were to go for it. Planning on using https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ugarsa.eliquidrecipes or something. What would you say a low amount of nicotine would be?

>>59152531
>Hard to judge the actual dose absorbed. You'll not die but a nic OD can be unpleasant.
But the pre-mixed ejuice comes in specific concentrations, the math is pretty simple, you just work out how many drops it would take

>>59152478
I bought that from the same store on Feb 6, still waiting for it.

>>59152540
If you want to DIY you're definitely going to want to rebuild as well, because you'll have to do a bunch of taste testing and that works best on a fresh wick. Depending on the juice & wattage you'll want to change the coil out every week or two even if you're vaping the same shit every day. Prebuilt coils are convenient for normies but relatively expensive and they're not standard, so you're at the mercy of availability. OTOH you can slap pretty much anything into an RBA and get it to work.
I'd go with 3mg/ml and 30/70 PG/VG ratio for starters. Buy the nic separate (e.g. 72mg/ml) and bump the dose as needed.

>>59152556
The maths for skin absorption is your problem, not concentration. Lung hits are much faster acting and consistent.

>>59152492
>obvious retard comes into the thread asking for a super cool vape pen
>direct him to the autism-friendly RTAs
lel. Surprised you didn't recommend him a mech mod too.

>>59152653
>The maths for skin absorption is your problem, not concentration. Lung hits are much faster acting and consistent.
Yeah, but I can just play it by ear. I can figure out the amount and if I don't feel much just add a single drop etc. Not hard to do. In ejuice concentrations I'm not going to OD on nicotine. I was just hoping someone here had a decent source so I wouldn't have to just order from some random and potentially shitty website from Google.

>>59152568
the spinner? I've been playing with it since the very morning and I really like it, ordered one for my brother now as well.
Hopefully it lasts

>>59152540
Liquid nicotine is mucho peligroso. That thing is used in pesticides and a spill on your skin may poison you. You need to observe proper lab precautions like in school

If you're a former smoker I recommend 25mg/100ml.

My sweet spot is 4ml of the above per 46ml of juice.

I can't view fucking machines do to "local laws or restrictions". Land of the free my ass

>>59152671
I'm not really interested in anything else besides the ingestion of nicotine

I don't know what's up with people who want to vape because they think it's cool or something. From what I gather nicotine doesn't have that much of a "rush" anyways

>>59151950
Fuck off pathetic cunt

>>59152749
Then eat lots of eggplant, tomato and cauliflower.

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>>59152749
There's a size comparison with a AAA battery if that helps.

>>59152671
I reckon I called it about right first time desu senpai

>>59152695
Hey, you're the one puking with his hands covered in glycerol.

>>59152825
skin absorption is going to be less effective, not more effective than vaping

>>59152841
That's exactly the problem. "Hey, this isn't doing anything, let me just slap a whole load more on" and then it starts catching up and you're fucked. It's like drinking, you've got to learn to stop BEFORE you're plastered.

>>59152892
...yeah ok
it has a half life of 2 hours
this is really simple stuff

>>59152939
see >>59152825 subsection 3.

>>59152950
you're one of those obnoxious but not very bright guys who just wants to get his two cents in whether they're useful/relevant or not

>>59152746
I get the same shit with the mobile app even though it's perfectly legal here. Not sure how to fix it but it works fine on the website.

>>59152392
Changhong 50" LED TV

One of my favorite chinkshit purchases. Cheaper than haier and rca with tiny bezels.

>>59152964
Come back and tell us about the palpitations after you've played it by ear with your super-accurate calculations anon.

>>59152939
>it has a half life of 2 hours
And if you shoot yourself the bullet will have a half life of about 1 millisecond in your body. That doesn't mean it's good.

Bought a shark microsd 64gb and having some problem with it, my card reader doesn't recognize it, have to plug it into a cheap mp3 player for windows to recognize it. It's formatted in exFat. Windows only offers me the choice to format it in exFat or NTFS, but NTFS formatting doesn't seem to work. I got a sandisk card which works perfectly, and it's in FAT32, so I assume the problem comes from the file system? How can I format the shark in FAT32 if windows formatting option doesn't give me that option for the shark?

>>59153104
Windows doesn't let you format SD cards to FAT32 above 32gb. Just search for a fat32 formatter on google and use that

>>59153104
Use the HP Disk Format Tool, or whatever the cool kids are using these days.

any nice E-benis

>>59153167
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/a-big-guy/32685494806.html

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>>59153152
The cool kids are using Linux, grandpa.

>>59152697
literally just skateboard ball bearings in a plastic body

if they last years in a skateboard I would expect them to last a lifetime in a spinner

>Others :Package lost/damaged
>tfw someone stole my shimakaze wallet

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am I getting blocked from viewing results? I know balisong trainers can be found on aliexpress, but nothing is showing in this search. are actual sharp blade balisongs sold on ali?

>>59153304
try this https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-balisong-knife.html

>>59153304
search balisong knife sharp

>>59153339
this works but its all training knives
>>59153352
I get 1 page of training knives

Do chinks also buy from aliexpress?

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just found another seller with this knife for sale
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32794436321.html
I know some anons wanted it

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more diminutive vials
do you folks think these would work for a micro terrarium?

>>59153135
>>59153152
Managed to format it with a formatting software, but still doesn't get recognized by my card reader. Anyone with a shark 64gb encountered similar issue?

>>59153468
No, chinks buy off Taobao.

>>59153484
does your card reader say SDHC? then it will only read cards up to 32GB, you need a SDXC spec reader for higher capacity cards.

>>59153479
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/do_not_forget_this_part/32794436321.html

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>>59152478
they're addictive.

Look at all these plebes without ceramic bearings in their spectrum swirlers.

>>59153572
why is that so expensive?

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>>59153779
u wot m8

>>59153802
Because it's allegedly a titanium framed knife with a blade made from a very technical grade of steel engineered specifically for really good knives.
I personally would be skeptical of these claims.

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Alright lads and ladettes it's review time

I ordered the SW80 (http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_608126.html) for it's flash sale and it arrived today.

TLDR; The companion app doesn't work.

Now, for a more indepth review.

The watch fits nicely, comes in a pretty fancy little box. The watch itself fits comfortably around my big ass wrist, which means that it should fit well on people with normal human hands.

Right away, I had to set the date to standard rather than military, and then the date, but after that, everything worked fine. The problems came when I tried to install the FundoBracelet or whatever the fuck app. See, to connect it to your phone, you need the app. Simple! But here's a problem.

You need to register with the app, and currently, registration does not work. I've tried both email and facebook, and neither works. What does this mean? I'm locked out of every feature that isn't built into the watch itself! Which sucks, I was looking forward to it If the fucking app worked, this would be a solid 4/5 purchase. For now, it's just a nice watch with a pedometer and some other stuff.

If you don't care about phone connectivity, fuck it, could be good, otherwise move on.

>>59153975
>, I had to set the date to standard rather than military
lol dumb murricans

>>59153975
>TLDR; The companion app doesn't work

Literally every chink smartwatch ever.

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>>59153993
Just because I can understand it doesn't mean I want look at it

>>59153802
here is similar style and cheaper
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Survival/32787597479.html

so now that I have the cube and the spinner, what's some other autism stuff I can get

>tfw you went too far down the autism cube hole

Help

>>59154230
there's no turning back

is AliExpress still good if I want to buy a decent quantity, say 250pcs, of something, or should I check Alibaba or whatever else?

>>59154163
dedicated mp3 player

>>59154305
Ali always delivers on quantity for me but there'll usually be a few duds in there.

is there a mp3 player with bluetooth to buy?

Ruizu X06

>>59154305
Depends what the something is.

>>59149917
....you bought a pen??

>>59153975
>>59153993
>standard and military
it should be murican and standard?

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>>59154230

Anyone know anything that can help with my writing its not neat at all and looks disgusting

>>59154645
yeah, it's called a "printer"

is it just impossible to buy shit on taobao without knowing chinese? like you can't just stumble your way through with some google translate?

>>59154645
Text to speech software?

>>59154969
You could speak fluent mandarin and I'd still say "good luck with delivery".

>>59154645
Have you been tested for being a retard? It could just be genetic.

I want to use the power of chinkshit to get into shape a bit. I've already got a jumprope in my cart, but what else can I order?

>Order a 3 dollar microphone
>It takes 39 days to get here
JUST

>>59154500
graduation hats

>>59155569
Kind of in the middle then. Send some emails.

>>59155589
will do, maybe this will be a good time to learn how alibaba works, thanks for the input

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>>59146658
*notices package

OwO What's this?

>>59154645
look at a good looking typeface, grab paper and pen, write/draw a letter, see how it's different from the typeface you want, write/draw it again correcting what you didn't like, repeat until it looks good enough to you, then move on to the next letter
it will take a bit of time, say one hour a day for a week, but it helped me
>>59155273
you can have a genetic predisposition but "retardation" isn't genetic

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>>59155656
hmm

>>59155703
>advanced knife technology
What could it be

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>>59155656

>>59147715
I don't filter anyone here. I don't care about your silly drama.

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>>59155703
chinks sure know how save on packaging

Its some Medford Praetorian, Spyderco Mamba, and Microtech DOC clones

The Mamba is a knife I've always wanted but knew it would just be a safe queen. The Praetorian is just for shits and giggles, it weights 330g and feels like a full tang knife. The DOC is my new go to knife, not too heavy but not light enough that I won't notice it missing from my pocket, great lock up and comfortable handle and choil

Just got some VE Monk Plus'. They sound amazing for the price. The hype is real. I really have nothing to compare to unless you count some superlux 681.

Listening to them right now without the foams, will try them later.

>>59155831
I've got the old black one and the transparent one. I love them too. The red/blue foams that came with them were shit though.

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/csg/, what's in the package?

>>59156361
A fucking weaboo toy.

>>59156361
Headphones

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First time buying chink shit

>>59156361
>paying for dhl for your chink shit

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>>59156569
close!

>>59156699
From TaoBao my friend


It's parts to build dual balanced armature earphones!

I bought a flashlight on aliexpress for $2 that does not work. It looks like part of it was soldered together by a blind kid. Should I open a dispute for a refund before confirming the order or after?

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Help, I just got my Ruizu X02 meme mp3 player for my car, and I don't know how to upgrade the firmware to the AGPtek A02 Update 7 Firmware. Does anyone have a tutorial or video guide on how to do so? Thanks in advance!

Can anyone recommend a top tier but cheap af radio for my car?

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Got this sadbois knockoff hat

I think it's the wrong style of cap but I still like it

Of course they mailed it stuffed in a bubble mailer so it's all crushed, I'm reshaping it here

>>59156991
Would you? I think I'm gonna
https://aliexpress.com/store/product/In-Dash-1-DIN-12V-Car-tuner-Stereo-bluetooth-FM-Radio-MP3-Audio-Player-Phone/903359_32762314790.html

>>59157032
WTF??? Only redneck queers use beard balm. Ah, now I see why you also have the tubes on anal lube in your photo.

>>59157117
>has never seen a straight man's bathroom before
>assumes wife's hair product is anal lube

>>59157155
To be fair the bottles end in BE, so there's that.

>>59157117
t. closeted faggot

>>59157173
Fair point

>>59157032
Tell your girl or you, if you have long hair that plastic hairbrush fuck your hair, buy a boar hairbrush

>>59157260
That little brush is my boars hair beard brush, another csg purchase

Should she have a larger boars hair brush for her hair? Maybe I'll chink her one

>>59157307
Yes, don't buy a chink one tho, the boarhair are fake
you can get a real one for $15

>>59156991
I went looking a few months ago. Couldn't find anything good. Just bought a $100 kenwood. (would have bought sony but they're all carbon fiber looking ricer now)

>>59156991
Don't mess with AliExpress etc

Reality is your phone is probably a better media device than any head unit you could afford. If you're not an autistic audiophile, just buy the best Bluetooth head unit you can afford. I like Pioneer, but Kenwood and Clarion are good choices as well. You can probably find something decent for a hundred bucks.

If you find one with an exposed CD slot you can mount your phone directly to it with a CD slot mount. That you can chink

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i got my orders today xiaomi strap and a tablet holder

i ordered 3 but i got only 2 plus this is the second attempt to send me the same order because 1st got ost or something

>>59157530
>>59157600
Thanks lads. If it makes sense tomorrow when I'm hopefully sobber, I'm going to go full retard with this one >>59157078

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>>59157773
the tablet stand

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>>59157791
with a broken holder reported to the seller

>>59157791
Maximum overchink

>>59157818
just my luck

i hope the oukitel u20 i ordered arrives safely

>>59155819
Those all look positively atrocious

alibaba wants photo id
do i give them my driver's license?
is that a bad idea?

>>59157791
I have the same stand but with a gooseneck.
One of the arms broke off mine as well. Really it only needs 3 to hold it securely anyway.
But get your money back.

>>59157926
yeah i agree will try to super glue it later im satisfied with the product i hope they can ship the handle if its not possible will try for refund

>>59150209
>>59149973

You choose the 14in I suppose then ? how snug is the T400 ?

>>59151400
>>59151280

Teeth whitening is retarded, you will damage your enamel forever. Get some self confidence and an electrick toothbrush.

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>>59158093
>That will damage your enamel even more

What exactly is wrong with brushing your teeth
with a regular brush and visiting the dentist every 2 months?

>>59158093
>he doesn't use a charcoal toothbrush

>>59157907
rplease responge

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>>59158527
>No, it is perfectly safe.

>>59157907
>>59158527
why would they want an id?

Tfw i bought a Rofis TR20 flashlight on gearbest and paid for DHL shipment. I got dhl's tracking number quickly, but after the package was picked up, it was put on hold for a day and a half, before it was returned to the sender. I placed a ticket on gearbest support site, who knows why my flashlight was returned

So what's the verdict on sunglasses from Ali?

>>59158851
they block UV fine

>>59158851
Veithdia are really nice. Tested the UV and polarisation myself.

>>59158870
alright
thanks

>>59158851
They cool
Got an aviator style from Kingseven. Is also polarized, so no sunglare.

>>59158636
they want to add pictures to the scammers database

>>59149917
????????????????????????????????????

I mean I laughed but why?

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I got chinked(?), not by sellers but by the master chink.

>Been buying things since 11.11.
>Almost everything has arrived
>Some items didn't
>Let's refund
>Went out Smoothly
>Fast forward to Today
>Check bank papers
>No refunds, just charges
>Refunds on Ali tell processing
>Can't tell if bank or Ali are at fault

Help me /g/entlemen. What should I do? There's a pretty big amount of money that Ali owes me.

Should I go bitch to my bank or Ali?

I'm looking into buying a FiiO E10K off AliExpress. Any differences from this one to the one on the official FiiO store? Just looking for the cheapest one and hopefully a store that undervalues.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/FiiO-E10K/2042526424.html

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Which one of you fuckers did this?

>>59159631
I smell reddit

>>59159631
what is that?

>>59159570
Fudge you

Can't auto rotate screen in Xiaomi.eu MIUI. Flashed the latest weekly but it didn't help. Anyone who knows?

>>59156666
why the fuck would james bond have a visa with the statue of frenchdom on it?

>>59159834
>he fell for the Xiaomi meme
Kek

>>59146658
Anybody have any experience with cameras? I know the gopro knockoffs have native 4k but I'm not really looking for a sports camera. Something like a dslr or mirrorless to take nice looking videos. Size doesn't really play a factor

I only ask because I didn't see anything in the wiki or infographic other thant sports cameras
.

New comfy tech review when?

>>59160042
there are no good chink non action cameras. the closest would be the yi m1, but that is still shit.

>>59159834
>using a Pajeet ROM
That's what you get.

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>>59159631
>non /g/ memes
I doubt its any of us.

Second pair of eaosi X6s arrived, 10/8 still

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>>59146658
Does anybody have any rec on a video camera?
I would like something in the vein of a DSlr or mirrorless. Size is not a factor and I'm not too sure about the sports cameras because they all do fish-eye.

I only ask because there arent any on the infographic or the wiki

>>59160207
whoops, accidental double post. Disregard!

>>59160159
Iktf.
I've got 2 pairs too cause I thought my first would die quickly from the thin wires.

I was wrong.

fyi, my afro-american-chink nomos i got a month ago was 3 hours behind this morning.

>>59160294
dying battery

>>59160207
>I would like something in the vein of a DSlr or mirrorless
Buy a used 40D or T3i with a 18-55 and/or 50mm 1.8f

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Just impulse bought superlux hd681 and newbee nb9 last night.

Did I fuck up? They were on sale.

>>59152492
you linked him the squonking version of the velocity.

try the base version which is just a normal 510 pin.

>>59152041
variable mods for beginners. solid advice from anon who replied to you. learn ohm's law, learn how to build coils and cotton if you're looking to use rebuildable types. learn battery safety as well.

>>59146658
Where's the cheapest place to get this mouse pad in black? I found a store on aliexpress that has it for $11.48 USD. Are there any coupons I can use on ali or other sites like GearBest?

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>>59160207
Chinks don't do good cameras as a rule. The only decent one is the Xiaomi M1.

Get a used Sony NEX 5N
You can get chink adapters to put any lens you want on it even vintage Soviet lens
Easy to use
Films in 60fps 1080p no problem
Portable

The only drawback is no 3.5mm jack for an external mic and the only proprietary mic isn't much better than on-board. I bought a Zoom H1 and attached it to a hot shoe mount for audio purposes.

>>59148071
Too bad it only hold cards and some notes, not coins. It doesn't have a compartment for showing your id easily or put a payment card where you can use it just by pulling the Waller out with one hand.
>Need improvements

>>59160411
Bump

>>59150449
which one is that ? i really contemplate buying the one from the link, can't stand bulky wallets in summer

>>59160411
yeah should have went with hd662evo

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Quick question on the 3rd gen Xiaomi powerbank: Does it support QC 2.0?

>>59160754
But that's twice as expensive

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Mi 5C and Redmi 4x announced
https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/02/27/xiaomi-mi-5c/
https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/02/28/xiaomi-redmi-4x/

>>59160801
it used to go for $27 on ebay, seems like prices have increased

>>59151907
thats just the address where its from

>>59160294
Time to replace the battery

>>59160065
When you donate to his Patreon.

>>59160207
Don't, they're all terrible. Better to buy brand stuff second hand.

>>59160278
Shill

New thread here
>>59160910
>>59160910
>>59160910
>>59160910

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have i been chinked out of a whole $1.80?

>>59156853
Google that shit friend, got it off some forum

>>59160840
So did I end up fucking up or not? :(

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>>59160556
forgot pic

>>59153700
wouldn't motivation to be a better seller be a lower-rated review? how can you improve with a feedback that tells you're as good as can be?