Nokia 3310 2017

How much is it gonna cost?

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>>59143788
50 euros

>>59143788
49 euros, I think.

>>59143818
>>59143814

>>59143766
Why would you buy a dumbphone in 2017?

>>59143834
Why wouldn't you?

>>59143834
To get out of the smartphone botnet.
Also to not have a distraction in your pocket.

Its so fucking ugly hahahahahahaa

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I wish they brought back the 5310 instead

>>59143766
Honestly I miss the old flip phones . You talk with someone you're angry you yell
>I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU EVER AGAIN
Then slam the top part to the keyboard and get this satisfying feeling, you can even throw the phone and it will be ok .
But now... you're angry with someone , you yell and then gently slide your finger and carefully place the phone down while keeping all that anger and frustration boiling inside of you.

>>59143848
3310 can send your phone calls, text messages, and location to the NSA just as easily. Good job escaping the botnet.

>>59143888
Do you get angry often?

>>59143766
Nokia going for the nostalgic hipster market I see. It's probably less work than actually designing a competitive smartphone.

>>59143904
Or maybe they designed a cheap phone for people who don't need smartphones.

>>59143898
Don't you ?

>>59144264
No.

>>59143766
should have med it fun and awesome. They already have the phones with almost same specs.

>>59143766

>no full disk encryption

into the garbage bin

>>59144296
>storing child pornography on your phone

>>59143766
>What does /g/ think of it?
Not sure.
I guess that main use of this thing was to get people talking about nokia, and as such it was a 100% success.
And it probably was a rather cheap success. Pretty sure the internals are 99% already existing parts from their long history of dumbphones.

But as an actual device?
>Not retro enough to be really retro
color screen, browser,… so say goodbye to monthlong battery. And probably also to using it to hammer nails into the wall…
>But also not modern enough, to actually make any use of the modern display
Many of their old dumphones had special whatsapp clients. why does this not have one? also: GSM only. I totally agree that it does not need fast data, but wont GSM networks be switched of in many countries soon?

I mean it's cheap, fun and iconic, and if you need a dumphone, that certainly is one to take a closer look at, but to fully ride the meme-train they would have needed to make it monochrome. And then add whatsapp to it. Imagine all the hipster brownie points you'd get when being able to show your friends all those whatsapp memes on a monochrome display! Given their jpg-artifacts, they wouln'T even look much worse!

>>59143834
>>59143844
Dumb phones are great, but buying one for that price is ridiculous.

>>59144276
Then you must have pretty high tolerance for people's stupidity

>>59144349
Pretty much, I wouldn't be here otherwise.

>No 3G 4G support
>Runs android but can't install apks
>Snake is back!!! oh wait it's that cancerous gameloft version
>2mp camera
>16mb internal stockage
>50$
Just buy a CAT professional cell phone

>>59143766
Can you even run J2ME apps on this? I'd love to play that line cycling game or Destroy All Humans Mobile again, put vBag and vNes on it, that Bluesomething file browser.

>>59144410
>>59144413
Looks like it's just butchered android. I think I still have my E5-00 somewhere to play that sick 3D snake somewhere anyway

>>59144410
>>59144413
>>59144444
>Nokia Series 30+ is a software platform and application user interface from MediaTek, used for Nokia-branded mobile devices.
>It is not related to Nokia's own but older Series 30 or Series 40 platforms, and unlike S30 and S40, S30+ does not support J2ME applications

>>59144413
This. vNES was the shit! Brings back memories. I remember trying to figure out how to convert gb roms for my shitty phone to play them on the gb java emulator with 5 frame skip

>>59144517
>does not support J2ME applications
how disappointing
it's what made feature phones so useful

>>59143766
looks more like a modern basic $30 phone than the 3310

>>59143766
How do you communicate with this when it lacks Whatsapp support? It's not like anyone's going to start send you sms

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>>59143766
They had so better options, but NOOOOOOO, lets make this shittier abomination...

>>59143766
looks like I'll have to hold on my b2710 a little longer, this is fucking disappointing

but does it has gentoo

>>59143766
A big smartphone is enough or tablet with bluetooth

>>59145249
>WhatsApp
>implying my autistic friends don't all use Steam Mobile instead

If it wasnt named 3310 you wouldnt look at it twice.

You guys are no better than the apple buyer base.

>>59143766
3210 was better and sold more units.

>>59144444
checkem

>>59143766
it looks bad

>>59145320
Woulda bought that one in a heartbeat, but I think only samsung makes bendy screens?

>>59143834
Why would you buy a dumb chinkpad in 2017?
Why would you use a dumb luunix in 2017?

>>59143766
Nokia 230 was better

49 euro is crazy. I will pay that for 25-30 euro

>>59143766
I seriously hoped Nokia 5 would be a cheap 5 inch FHD android phone with good specs.

>>59145772
Get the Nokia 150 then

>>59145793
It is one anyway.

I hope that it will have good support and custom ROM support, otherwise no buy.

>>59145845
It's too expensive and shit.
For 139€ I could get a zuk2

>>59145851
139 yewrow

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Had one the first time round. Although I do still use my 8210

>>59145736
a chinkpad can do everything an ultrabook does, even better sometimes, and for cheap

that thing can't

neither linux can do the same as windows

long live chinkpads

>>59145320
it looks much more futuristic IMO than the one it sits on

>>59145320
it¨s like i imagine sex feels

>>59143766
It uses 2.5g rather than LTE. It's going to die in a year.

I'm probably the only person on internet that didn't like original 3310.

Cheap squeaky blob of PVC plastics.

>>59143895
This.
Doesn't matter what phone you have. The best and only way to leave "the botnet" is to just not have a phone.

if you want to be a hipster why not just get the original 3310

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>>59143834
Because form-factor matters.

>>59146592
You are a skinny, nerdy thing that no one wanted, crushed under a fat, nerdy thing that never even existed, apart from in the heads of some autists?

sounds about right…

Bit too expensive for what it is, no? Can't you get a $25 dumbphone with no contract from any store?

>>59143874
I remember begging my dad to buy me one.

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>>59146843

It kinda hard to live today with no google maps and shit like that.

I'm thinking about getting one of those miniature android phones, ultra small screen size would make media consumption almost impossible but capability to check something in a hurry or use email is still there.

>>59146929
You can.

You can also get android phones for a fraction of the price of an iPhone but that does not stop the iPhone from selling.

It isn't about what it does. Its about looks and being a part of the cool kids on the block.

>>59146863
Because the 2G networks and bands they require to operate are, for the most part, no longer in existence.

>>59143834
Because boomers

>>59147018
Gmaps is such bloated shit on every platform. I wish they made an ultra lightweight version that just gives rough maps and directions without the unnecessary fat

Too bad it wont work in the USA. Modem cant handle american frequensies.

So available only in Asia and EU.

>>59146898
Is that one of those American-sized phones I keep hearing about?

>>59147036
The new ones are 2G only as well.

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>>59143766

I'd rather Nokia revive their better designs.

>>59147106
Want! Why did the slide meme ever stop?

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>>59147106

>>59143874
>bringing back
Just buy one refurbished from the chinks.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-5310-Nokia-5310-XpressMusic-Bluetooth-Java-MP3-Player-Phone-Support-Russian-Keyboard/32356416972.html

>>59145320
where is this picture from?

>>59143834
They just work.

>>59147206
It's just some render that fanboys cobbled together when they heard the announcement. Why does it matter?

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>>59147260
a curvy somewhat thick phone would be so much more practical for holding in your hands than some huge thin glass slab

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>>59147260
No, that pic is way older than the neo-3310 announcement.
I have first seen it after the original windows phones came out, shortly after Nokia got overtaken by MS.

>>59147104
What the fuck why isn't it 3G?

>>59147469
I guess it doesn't matter if you're transferring 2-3 mb at a time. You're not watching YouTube on this

>>59145484
>company brings back old model of phone that was really popular at its time
>oh wow ur basically like an apple cuck looking into something made by a company who hasn't released a no windows product in five years

>>59144317
>storing child pornography
>not fetus pornography

>>59148112
>fetus

too old

>>59148126
>zygotes
Preconception ova is more like it

If they wanted to sell this they should have made it close to identical to the real 3310. A camera on this thing is also pointless. As we need any more grainy 640x480 pajeet sex videos shitting up porn search sites.

>>59143814
Nice. I think im gonna geht one as a emergency phone. Thanks Nokia!

>>59143814
>>59143818
WELL WHICH ONE IS IT?

They say this phone may gonna support whatapp
>sauce:yo mama (seriously, google the damn thing)

Still, it would've been better if the damn thing had 3g connection and wifi.

>symbian

lol
years later, with much better hardware, it's still laggy, ugly and awful to use

>>59143766
Looks shit, they should have gone full retro

lol @ europoors using whatsapp

why!? just text you retards

>>59149627
when I was in the US everyone used Viber tbqh

I'm yuro and I only use whatsapp because all my friends use it too, because in the end I see no difference at all between whatsapp and texting/calling

>>59143834
>call
>portable clock and alarm
>mp3 player/radio
>snap a pic on a fly (because writing/memorizing passwords/direction/landmarks is for nerds)

Seriously, the only thing missing is 3G connection and whatsapp application. Other than that, it's a decent phone. Hell I would consider this a my iphone 4 replacement (I do stuff mostlky on tablet anyways)

>>59149627
if you wanna throw your money away that's fine, but using messengers saves a ton of cash vs texting

>>59149627
>Translation to European: I have a data cap.

>>59149745
throw money away? I have unlimited texting. Data costs more.

>>59149760
nope I have unlimited data too

enjoy sharing personal convos with facebook though

>>59143904

It's not Nokia, it's a chink company that has the rights to use the Nokia brand.

>>59149799
*Finnish company started by former Nokia employees

>>59149780
Either it's a phone company or an IT company that has your conversations, and both would probably bend under law enforcement if they so wanted.

I can always SSH from my phone to my shell and go to IRC from there, or use any another program to communicate than Whatsapp.

>>59148187
The camera isn't for selfies tho. Being able to take a picture and send it (email, whatsapp) is an indispensable tools for any business

Does it have WiFi?
Can I use it to shitpost on /g/?

If you spend money on this you are the very definition of wasted abortion opportunity.

>>59149909

>business
>giving their employees $50 drug dealer burner/pajeet/peasant chink phones as company devices

????

>>59150805
Well why the fuck not? We had similar dumb Doro phones to replace the crappy internal wireless phones in a large office building. Though I think Doros are much cheaper than these 3310's.

>screen isn't black and green
Why did the even bother?

>>59143766
Too pricey for a dumb phone, not enough spec for cheap phone

Change s30 to s40, change 2.5G to 3G, add wifi and it would be great.

>>59147881
It does is calls on a 2G network are 25p and calls on a 3G network are 3p you pillock!

I placed an order already. I didn't pay yet though and its a pickup order, if I decide to not get it, I can just not get it. If it costs over 50 euros 'round here, I will cancel.

It'll be nice if it can run whatsapp and in particular if it supports whatsapp web, but I'm assuming it won't.
I hate the application anyway, all the privacy concerns plus it forces the user to use the application in such a particular way (most other chat applications can at least be run on multiple devices and non-smartphone devices)

>>59143766
Talking about looks, it looks disgusting compared to old version. I'm disappointed

>>59154461
I quite like it. It takes just about enough from the old Nokias. The buttons look pretty retro. The screen area is neutral.

The back I don't like so much. The only saving grace is the color if one picks the dark blue or the gray one, or maybe the orange.

>>59154461
Same here.

>>59147881
A lot of countries are in the process of shutting down their 2G networks.

>>59154523
And in others, 2G will stay longer than 3G. 2G can be pretty important for calls and so on, with better coverage than 3G/4G, but 3G is really pretty useless once 4G is well supported and covered.

Example of it happening in Norway: http://www.nyteknik.se/digitalisering/telenor-stanger-ner-3g-natet-behaller-2g-6393256
The operator shuts down their 3G in 2020, 2G in 2025.

looks retarded at least it's pretty cheap

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I hope this catches on and companies start bringing back other types of phone.

does this have any gps capabilities?

>>59143874
I fucking love this phone.

>>59143874
why not hunt down the original, it probably won't be much worse than the new 3310

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>>59143766
Definitely getting one. For my mother.

Personally if I'm getting backup / burner phone I'd get a card phone. Minimalism has certain charm.

>>59147166
Just don't. Chink shells are terrible and just don't last without breaking the keyboard in pieces. I remember when I had a 5310 and my nephew dropped it from like 5 meters and I had to get a chink shell, thing used to last like 2 months.

>>59143766
This shit doesn't even look like the 3310, what the fuck.

T9 is still the best way to text.

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they should go full fucking hipster mode and release this, looking exactly like this, fat and with a big battery. my first phone was this in orange.

make it run android so I can tether and use a few apps and I'll buy it. make an android UI that is like a dumbphone but allows the user to run applications, connect to wi-fi, etc.

too bad the market for a device like that might not exist - or maybe it would, maybe people would, in fact, like a simple phone that nonetheless supports some modern functionality if needed

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>>59155105
literally a blackberry copy

I want my communicator back. I regret not using my E90 for longer, though I did have a good 4 years with it.

>>59155158
What you used to use this phone for? Just SMS?

>>59144345
What? 50 bucks for a brand new device is ridiculous?

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If i could buy this, i'd buy 10 of it.

>>59155276
they still make AA batteries

>>59143766
Looks like a chink toy that will break on the first fall.

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>>59155226
When you can have similar performance for 3.7 bucks, also brand new, it kind of is.

>>59155215
It was a proper smartphone, I used it a lot for
SSH
IRC
Navigation (worked pretty well)
Calendar, quick notes, e-mail
And normal phone stuff, as well as taking a photo if I didn't have a real camera handy. Light web browsing was OK with opera mini. I also had an application for tethering the connection, but back then I didn't need it much.

What it really lacked compared to modern smartphones:
Convenient media playback (it didn't even have 3,5mm jack, only 2,5mm with shit audio quality, plus the interfaces sucked)
Many of the social media apps
The cameras were still very bad back when this was made