meme tech phrases

>artificial intelligence

IoT

>>59138869
Code of Conduct

software engineering

Terms and conditions

H1B Visa

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>>59138905
>STEM

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"Intellectual Property"

code artisan

Copyright 1991-1994, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2004, 2006 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
This is free software with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY.
For details type `warranty'.

Teamwork

women developers

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>GUI
>"gooey"

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botnet

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>code bootcamp

>>59138869
Cloud
HD HDR
VR Ready
Lightning/Blazing/Insanely phast
1TB
Tailored
Lightweight

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>>59138995
fuck all of these

unix philosophy

>>59138869
>coding

>>59138869
>>59138995
The Cloud

linux
windows
mac

kevin

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>fidget cubes

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>>59138935
STEAM

>>59139050
Fuck this shit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>59139014
Lennart please leave

>>59138869
"Big data" and "data scientist". Those two buzzwords really fucked up the analytics industry.

>in ear monitors

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>Just werks

>>59139079
How did terms "fuck up" the analytics industry?

>>59139092
t. shill

Fuck off

>>59138869

The Sharing Economy
Self-Service
Artificial Neural Networks
Biased Algorithms
Wearable Technology
Augmented Reality


artificial neural networks

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>>59139086

>>59139065
It's only going to get worse man.

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>>59139121
>The Sharing Economy
>artificial neural networks
Whoever came up with these phrases needs to be shot.

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>ethics in gaming journalism
>gaming journalism exists

>>59139120
that's a good meme phrase too

>>59139167
Are you mad that sports journalism exists too?
The whole "ethics" thing people fight for is because the 1982 Video game crash was caused by shitty vidya magazines publishing bullshit reviews and people who care about video games don't want that to happen again

>>59139033
Keith

>>59139050
Oh my god, STEAM is the most pathetic.
They saw the academics get together and the arts people were like "b-b-but we're smart too!" (when in reality you know they're nothing but a bunch of rich cocksockers).

Also a way to try justifying high school arts students, and try baiting them into joining your local uni's worthless arts degree program instead of doing crack cocaine in some random alley.

>>59139276
Yeah, my lesbian dance therapy course really advanced my intellectual capacity!

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>-bi prefixes

>gaming PC

>>59139121
But Artificial neural networks are a real thing. They're functions that map input to output through a graph (network), can be trained to perform better, and are based off of a crude understanding of organic neural networks.

>>59138905
I'm triggered

>>59139624
It's still a meme anon.

Big Data and botnets both mean something quite precise, but people abuse the terms until they don't mean anything.

Can you tell me what an AI is? fine, now give me a definition that corresponds to what people actually use the term for. Good luck.

>>59139339
this tbqhwyfamilia

>>59139624
Bayesian inference

>>59139861
AI is supplanting actual human intelligence with computer based mimicry. The example you requested is targeted advertising and search results optimized to maximize your profitability to each company involved in your internet usage. You interact with AI every day and it probably shapes your internet usage by choosing for you what to click on, buy, etc..

>>59138995
>1tb
Nothing wrong with this

>>59140158
Well for some reason many retailers advertise their laptops or desktops with this as one of the main features. The problem is this is inconsequential because it can be so easily changed and is usually part of the customizable options.

>microframework
>netizen
>digital nomad
>xy is a web designer, microbrew enthusiast and part time author living in wherever his van leads him

>>59138869
Cloud computing
"Micro-" prefix
The Uber of X
IoT
And of course, the memiest meme of all: Framework.

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>emacs

>>59138869
free

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>elearning

>>59139298
how can you be sure it didn't?

it's mostly bullshit but you can't just outright dismiss it as frivolous. that isn't fair nor is it truthful.

>deep learning

>domains ending in .io
>scaleable

>VR

>electricity

>>59140322
What good does any of those shitty, useless arts degrees do? Other than generate sjws, marxists, fags and general degeneracy.

>>59139092
Companies chase the things that data science promises without building foundations first. It doesn't make any sense that a company that hasn't had the ability to do any sort of reporting thinks that they can hire somebody with an R background and produce the kinds of predictive and pattern-detecting results that a Google, an Amazon or a Walmart can because Hadoop came along and told them that they can just store everything in an unstructured data lake and everything would be fine.

99% of companies need to take the first steps to cleaning and creating a proper data warehouse and creating a good information culture in their companies first, or all their "big data", "data science" projects will become huge money pits with few to no lasting results.

The biggest problem is that analytics is an industry geared towards business people - not other tech people. The companies that make this shit and publish their marketing papers talk about the wonderful insights that they're making a big companies with strong data cultures, but don't focus on what it took for those companies to get there or the fact that those companies have been working on traditional data warehouses for years. The buzzwords make their way up the ranks, and the next thing you know, CTOs, regardless of their company's data maturity level, are looking to eat up as many people as they can who want to call themselves "data scientists" even though nobody really knows what the background of a data scientist is and have a wide variety of possible types of tasks that this person would fulfill.

Is a data scientist a person who works with Elastic? Hadoop? A person who does SQL and a little R? A person with a strong statistics background, or maybe even a degree in stats? A person who is a traditional science degree (physics, chemistry or biology) who is looking for a change of pace and wants to apply scientific rigour to testing data theories? Is this person a software developer? Who the fuck knows

>>59140511
I don't know.

I've never delt with them. but i'm not going to dismiss them without actually thinking about them.

have you considered that most people are just stupid anyhow? no matter what degree?

"Fast" as applied to browsers. Stop saying that shit. Unless you have 512MB of RAM, what browser you're using doesn't determine how fast a page loads. Your internet connection does.

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>>59138869

Dumb frogposter go back to facebook

>>59140272
grrr

>>59138869
pointer

>>59138890

Alex Jones thinks the internet of things is an organized "globalist" plot to track people and things

I can see that because the website of every major semiconductor manufacturer has the exact same obligatory comment about muh IoT(c). If anybody is a globalist at all, it's whoever is in charge of these expensive fabs with alien technology.

And if you think about it, the push for IoT has been by standards organizations facilitating cooperation between these giant EE companies. All of these nameless elites would have gotten together and decided to shill for the internet of things meme together

>>59139050
>This triggers reddit STEM faggots
It's the gift that'll keep on giving.

>>59140918
Even Stallman was on InfoWars talking with Alex Jones about the government spying

>>59140918
>>59140965
>>>/wsg/1539689

>>59140537

I've learned about history, bits of psychology, writing (especially technical writing), publishing, linguistics, etc.

t. english student

I'll probably end up an editor or a tech writer for people who did STEM work.

College level lit classes actually teach quite a bit.

install gentoo

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>>59138869
>mfw because of that meme phrase im my net worth is in the 7 digits
>mfw i still don't understand how it actually works

Artisan Keycaps
AI learning
Automagically
Deep learning
Scientists

>>59142231
>mfw i still don't understand how it actually works
Thats the beauty of it.

Free software

>license

>>59138869
Machine learning is not a meme and at core it's very simple.

>>59140918
> getting his news from people that believe lizards rule the world.
jesus fucking christ the internet has turned stupid
it used to be ALMOST stupid until ~2010

>>59138869
> turing complete
> functional
> monad
> micro services

>>59144751
>> turing complete
>> functional
>> monad
How are these buzzwords? These terms have an unambiguous and clearly defined meaning in the area where they are used, and were not invented for marketing purposes.

>>59144799
is only joke. lots of reddit clowns throw these terms around when they poop out their next left-pad node package.

>>59138869
>tech

>>59140918
why doesn't he just say it's the illuminati
he's right btw

>Start Up

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>if 8 bits is a byte what is 4 bits
>a nibble

>>59145757
>that pic
lost it

>>59142743
>Automagically
This term is used as an intentional joke, it's not a marketing buzzword.

>>59140530
Also, big data encourages some seriously unethical behavior, namely vacuuming up sensitive personal information of your customers instead of disposing of it properly.

javascript

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> internet of things

>>59138958
delet

Non-Disclosure Agreement
>tfw I signed one this week

>>59138869
Single core performance

>>59138869
>>59138888
>t. didn't go to college
Don't embarrass yourself, anon.

Growth Hacker

>exponential

>>59138942
Underrated post

>>59138905
Triggered

>>59140530
>data maturity level
Found another buzzword.

>>59138941
* This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it
* under the terms and conditions of the GNU General Public License,
* version 2, as published by the Free Software Foundation.
*
* This program is distributed in the hope it will be useful, but WITHOUT
* ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or
* FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for
* more details.
*/

>>59138905
I fucking hate my professional skills class

>>59150197
Fucked your mom fagman

>software """""engineer"""""
>hyperthreading
>"______ Technology©"
>intuitive design
>accessibility
>ethics

>>59150197
it's a viral meme disease

"blockchain"
"trustless"
"serverless"

>>59150197
every goddamn file

>>59139624
>and are based off of a crude understanding of organic neural networks
They have literally nothing to do with that. ANN is a valid technique, but the name was contrived for meme appeal

>Green

>>59138941
>>59150197
copyright was a mistake

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>scrum
>agile
>efficient
>framework
>encouraging
>modern
>extreme
>elegant
>interactive
>*something* driven
>approach
>continuous integration
>concentrate
>flexibility
>perspective
>agnostic
>artisan
>hackable
>potential
I can do this all day.

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>10x ___
>beta
>curated
>test driven development

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>social
>crowd
>_______ of ________
>opinionated

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>continuous lifecycle
>agile development

>mailing list

>container

>Frogposting

>>59138869
>advanced persistent threat
>Verizon gives you equal upload and download speeds
>"Wow [insert ISP here] is so fast, I'm gonna have to switch"

>Quantum _________

2k
4k
Retina

>hack
>hack-a-noun / hacker*noun*
>HD
>mesh networked
>clean ui
>disruptive


>>59138905
>Corporate and social responsibility

>>59139228
>people who care about video games don't want that to happen again
more like they won't get enough bribes

>>>59150747
>>container
it was an actual term

>social entrepreneur

>Made with love
>Built from the ground up
>Green IT

>>59139014
burn

GNU/LINUX

>>59138869
>LICENCE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS

>"things i dont understand"

>>59138869
>Big data

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>>59139276
Don't make fun of my Global Studies and comparative sexuality degree at LIU Global!

>most of the art students that skipped class in high school all the time got scholarships
>none of them are doing anything with it and are instead taking out loans to "travel the world"

>>59140918
AJ is a shill with CIA ties whose goal is to mix many conspiracy truths with total bullshit and act like a clown so the legitimate points are laughed at. For example: Xenoestrogens and surveillance

>>59139276
Graphic/industrial design is legitimate and necessary for tech. But putting all art majors in the STEM group is nonsensical. And fine arts types should appreciate a separation from STEM because art for arts sake has a place in culture outside industry

>>59152062
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION - TRIGGERED

>>59150197
>This program is free software*
*except our viral restrictions

Source control

Agile

>>59138869

image board

>node
used for any array of data this makes me so pissed off

>>59139085
wut

>>59139121
>> Gig economy
Basically, you work as a contractor for shitty pay and you have to pay for your own insurance, but you should still be grateful of getting ass fucked just to have a job

>>59152713

Well that sure backfired on them then, because after all the things that have happened in the past few years nobodies laughing anymore, not even the normies

>>59140323
That actually means something.

>>59155523
Fancy way of saying "Those little shits that go in your ears so you can listen to Justin Bieber... In 2180987829374892374792847832bit quality"

>>59138869
>object-orientated programming

>142 Replies
>ctrl+f cyber
>cyber isn't mentioned....
fuck, you guys are useless

>>59141773
>being the retard that gets paid to write for people who's time is literally too valuable to spend writing
>paying $60,000 - $200,000 to do it
>thinking you're not a cuck

>>59139050
please, please lord let the liberal arts meme continue. we don't need everybody and their mother flooding into development

>>59157914
lol, epic meme bro.

java SUCKS. ahahaha

OOP? more like POOP

go back to india PAJEET xDD

>>59158063
>falling for the paradigm meme

>>59158098
Such a simple way of thinking. I don't think OOP is garbage, so that must be the only way I ever program. Solid.

>>59138962
Jokes on them, they pay money to come out as slightly less shitty shit programmers to build even more responsive shit Node.JS/Ember web appz

>>59150395
CS is full of this now. Everyone wants to build "disruptive" apps with shitty frameworks so they can make 6 figures and move to CA to pay $3000 for rent and sniff farts

>>59138869
>POC

>>59139050
>tfw arts grad
>tfw I boss around comp sci grads all day
Sure is good to be creative

>>59158122
I don't think it's garbage either. I fell for the whole "OOP is shit meme" and then when I took my freshmen OOP class I realized, "Wow, this is pretty nice."

What is a huge meme in the tech industry is the OOP being the end all be all of development and shoving everything into classes and shitty UML designs while performing Olympian tier mental gymnastics to fit, at the end of the day, inherently procedural tasks into an arbitrary philosophy is pants on head retarded and has ruined what OOP had to offer the world.

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>>59138951
this

>>59138951
>SQL
>Sequel
>PNG
>ping

>enterprise

>Building desktops
Holy fuck you checked reddit and a youtube video wow you're a real fucking techie wow you have the competence of a ten year old haha wow really fucking awesome you built a PC haha you totally know how everything works haha fucking off yourself after you play Steam fro 10 hours a day haha

>>59138869
IoT
Apps
Rig
Box
Selfie

>>59138869
> Made with <3
> Buy me a coffee
> .io
> code artisan

>>59162083
> Remember to give this post some if you liked it.

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>>59138938
>property

CYBERPUNK

>.js framework

>>59150395
triggered

>>59139228
>1982 Video game crash was caused by shitty vidya magazines publishing bullshit reviews
yeah it was totally not caused by every company and their mother trying to sell a game console, most of which were just rebranded versions of existing consoles, compounded by an inevitable boom in shovelware and the rise of personal computing.

no, it was shitty game "journalists"
right, anon. Whatever you say.

>>59139050
>tfw studied lesbian dance theory
>tfw make 6-digit figures

Said no one ever

>>59157914
>orientated

>>59138869
fizz buzz

>>59167117
OP said "meme tech phrases" not "shit you failed"