>and this is our son's room >he's quite the technogeek

n-nani? My door is locked! Go away!

>>59134006
haha yeah xd

>move into new apartment
>you're the only person living there
>replace the non-locking door handle on the bedroom door with a keyed locking one out of habit

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>>59134006

*Mines explode*

>>59134124
>tfw the person this room belonged to is probably long dead, crushed under an avalanche of debris.

the worst thing is doing drugs next to the old toys from childhood

fucking stupid drug addicts

>>59134006
>oh shit people are here better switch to command line only
Ctrl + Alt + F1
>wow anon are you hacking
>my secrets are safe

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>>59134006

>>59134146
Actually he turned his life around, posted an update not long ago
His room is now clean and he started painting

>>59134303
>running Microsoft Skype

>>59134327
good for him! :3!

>>59134327
link? this is interesting

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>d-do you want to see my custom dual xeon hypervisor system i built using last year's server components from ebay?

Good morning Mother.

>>59134411
I don't have it saved but it's definitely in the /g/ archive somewhere. He responded to this "image.jpg" with an updated photo of the same room.

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>>59134006
please heed the sign on the door.

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Oh, hi there!

>>59134124
>all the bottles don't have a cap
how the fuck you dont just drop dead from the smell alone for fucks sake

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>>59134006

>>59134867
Notice the dry vomit on the left wall :^)

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>>59134884
shes hot
sauce?

>>59135001
>Not posting the version with sound

>>59134839
is that a fuckin garage

>>59134006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cTKl_M1DnA

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>>59135059
Almost

>>59134340
>Microsoft Skype

>>59134124
How do you get your dick in those pepsi bottles?

>>59134340
include me in the screencap

>>59135117
Normie detected

You don't need to insert your penis in order to piss in a bottle cleanly. Just hold the bottle close to the urethra.

>>59135093
is that your house?

>>59135163
>normie
I prefer bottles with big openings in there so I can piss while im doing something, instead, if i had one with a small opening, i'd have to hold it sraight, which doesnt work for me, since my hands tremble like shit.

>>59135275
Source please

>>59135286
4chan.org/g/
yw

>>59134303
Anyone got the drawing of this made in that other thread? Fuckin died

>>59134303
>le hande meme

oh I remember this that was a good day. . .

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what's up guys

>>59135275
The fucking filename

>>59134884
overreaction much?

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>>59135712

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>tfw two intellegant for furniature

>>59136381
Furniture = dust
I should throw away my fucking coffee table and the bookshelf

>>59136144
shit for brains much

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>>59135275
>>59136114

>>59134124
Man, this is some shit I'll never understand. Why piss in a bottle? I imagine you even have to be more careful to not piss on the floor, so you can't even be saving too much time compared to just going to piss in the toilet.

>>59136507
>Why piss in a bottle?
I used to live in a shared apartment and avoided my room mate, especially when he had people over.
With piss bottles, I could stay in my room, and empty them once everyone was gone or asleep.

>>59134124
>tfw you take a swig from the wrong bottle

>>59136507
Its associated with being too lazy to get up but peeing in a bottle actually requires more work than just going to the bathroom
Its mainly for convenience when you want to avoid other people

>>59136597
never happened to me but i once drank from a pepsi can that had cigarette buds and ash in it

>>59136535
alternatively you could just pkill -9 autism and use the fucking toilet like a human from a first-world country

>>59136640
no

>>59134124
kys

>>59135117
have a mini-itx penis

>>59136678
Why?

>>59136535
>>59136633
Sure, but you don't get to that many bottles just by avoiding people for an evening.

>>59136692
I never had more than 2 bottles, and emptied them nightly.

>>59136690
to recover that remaining dignity

2 options:
>kys
>bomb that room

>>59134839
dude dabs LMAO

>>59136718
>dignity
entirely subjective

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>>59135708

>>59134006
>but he moved out and took most of his tech with him.

>>59136635
That happened to me also. Did you swallow the bud? I did.

>>59134006
*quickly closes browser window*

>>59134884
>not watching pr0n with just one ear so you can hear when something relevant is happening outside
>making a lot of noise also
fucking amateur

>>59135286
this is from one of those shitty police programs. I think its happening on peru or brazil.

Some fucker kidnapped a woman, and took refuge in a department. When he realizes he's fucked he opened the gas valves and threatened to start a fire. He did and unsurprisingly things go kabloooey

This is what i hazily remember about this. I don remember if the perpretator lives

>>59136419
Carpet = dust


Furniture not nearly as much

Get some box fans and cheap 20" green air filters. Really helps cut down on dust and you'll be shocked by what you've been breathing

>>59137611
Do you not have an air filter on your vents?

>>59135001
what movie?

>>59137958
The core

>>59137318
Thanks based anon!

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>mum! why haven't you installed GNU/Linux yet?

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>>59138715
You're welcome anon!

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>>59136381
>two intellegant for furniature

>>59134006
YA-YAMERO!!!!

>>59139184
That always gets published as the "founder of The Pirate Bay" but I'm pretty sure it was proven this was just a Polish CS student
also that dildo

>>59139254
he kinda looks like me but my room is tidy

>>59137479

>not living alone

>>59134884
is she fucking crying?? lmao what movie/show is this

>>59139254
He's a qt. I'd like to be his dildo, if you know what I mean.

>>59139583
i thought she was laughing

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>>59137740
>living in a house that has vents
>letting the illuminate fly drones into your house

>>59136507
>> Not taking precautions against the NSA video cameras inside the toilet bowl

>>59139254
>>59139589
What dildo?

>>59139721
Just a little bit to the right of his head on the shelf

>>59139184
where's scooby?

>>59135708

>he didnt make a drawing of the drawing thread and the ask for it to further add to the meme

what a missed opportunity

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>>59134006

>>59134006
https://youtu.be/YDkHHbVGzUQ?t=44s

>>59137611
>Get some box fans and cheap 20" green air filters.
Is it really that simple? I was thinking of buying an expensive air purifier.

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>>59134006
MOM?! Mind knocking at least?!

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>>59134839
wow this looks pretty norm...
>only my railgun
you can try to hide it but you'll never succeed

p.s. nice amp

>>59136507
I heard that cocaine based drugs are not fully absorbed, so the addicts boil their urin.

>>59134124
>no caps on the bottles
jesus, I wish he only took the caps off for the picture

>>59142619
That sounds like some bullshit someone made up to trick druggies into boiling their piss

>>59142619
Thanks for the tip, I haven't tried that.

>>59142619
That's not true

>>59135093
nice cuckshed mate

>>59134884
post the webm of We Need To Talk About Kevin

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>>59134113
>apartment
FLAT BRUV!

>>59139193
O-Okaasan!

>>59136114
Are you drawing me?

>>59138833
>1.78 MB for a toilet jpg

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>>59134303
>People sometimes throw away Beats: By Dre headphones once the required AAA batteries that are included go dead.

This is real life.

>>59137611
most of the dust comes from particles of our clothes as well as our skin, therefore i like carpets as they kind of trap the dust.
of course you have to clean sometimes, but carpets are easier to clean than furniture.

>>59142505
nice throne

>>59134884
Sauxe

>>59136147
lel

>>59134437
0/10 horsefaced and literally possessed by satan

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>>59135001
>>59135026
https://u.nya.is/odnxch.webm

>>59143063
>We Need To Talk About Kevin
Very good movie desu.

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w-what?

>>59136507

i do in cups sometimes when I am studying and binging on caffeine and dont want the flush of the toilet to distrub the roomies late

>>59134884
>People who don't lock their door, close their curtains, turn off their lights, put tape over their webcam, and cover their phone and every other electronic device before doing this

I mean really.

My alarm goes off and my raspberry pi controlled paintball machine covers em in paint because normies cant tresprass my safe space

>>59148005
this

>>59143237
I've just taken to using the word apartment to mean a really nice flat

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>>59136147

>>59142066
>dangle hard drives from the ceiling
>swap them out as neccessary
>you now have taken advantage of space that would have otherwise gone to waste
genius

>>59139184
11/10 would date if I wasn't already married.

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Not my OC

>>59144156
Tell me you are joking right? R-right anon?

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>>59135093
Finland but whereabouts?

Helsinki-cuck here, looking pretty fucking C O M F Y.

>>59134006
if you get caught jerkin off there's no point in stoppin
might as well finish it off

>>59149367
There are people so rich they sell their "old car" and get a new one once it starts driving shitty, because they don't change the oil.

Thats literally buying a new luxery car, driving it till its long overdue for its first oil change, then selling it and buy another new one

>>59149658
mft this happened to me and I just kept going, and my mom just kept watching till I finished

>>59136114
Kek

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>>59134006
>and this is our son's room
>he's quite the technogeek

>>59147991
My bedroom door didn't have a lock

>>59134437
kek

>>59145775
confirmed for a traploving faggot

>>59142066
>all those CRTs
HOT