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>>59131717
What's the meaning of this!
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>>59131717
eww

They're just re-using the 3310 brand but dumping their new shit in it. The only thing that looks the same are the shape of the buttons.

What a let down.
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should have made it thicker with no oval screen bevel
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>>59131717
Would have been so much cooler (even tho a bit silly looking) if the whole glass was the screen.
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will i be able to listen to music on the phone?
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>3310 UNBREAKABLE!
>Water!? What is that!?
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>>59131717

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who ever designed this should get shot

Holyy FUGGG:::DDDDD
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>>59131895
Yes + microsd support.
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>>59131895
yep.
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>>59131717
EBIN :D:D:D:D and I was thinking about buying nokia shares, lol.
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Can you use an external mic (ie the apple earphone mic) to speak?
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>>59131717
*sigh*
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>>59131717
NOKIA CONNECTING PEOPLE
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jesus fucking christ
the abomination needs to be put down
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>>59131939
>>59131941

well looks like im giving up my smartphone
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>>59131717
Why didn't they just do an exact copy of the original?

Instead of making it something that it's not?
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>>59131717
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>>59131717
Can't wait till the release. There will be a ton of videos comparing the toughness to the original 3310.
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>>59132011
1000 DEGREES knife
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>>59131717
>Its launch price is €49 ($51,75; £41.51).

FUCKING KEK
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>>59131717
should have removed those buttons
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>>59131717
I got so used to those buttons I could compose txts without looking at the screen.
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>>59131717
>no whatsapp
dead in europe
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I have one
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Nokia is the Simpsons of the mobile world: They just won't die yet nobody wants their shitty phones anymore.
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>>59132206
Sell it to me. Need to be first person to buy it.
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>>59132202

Whatsapp works via the Opera browser
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>>59132206
wew how is it?
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It's garbage, they just put the guts of one of their own horrible phones into a bad ripoff of a 3310
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>>59132232

Where are you?
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>>59132235
you still need a phone that supports whatsapp to use whatsapp web
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>>59132009
flat buttons
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>$50 for a generic feature phone with a few shared design cues
They could've just made a straight copy of the 3310 with a headphone jack/microsd and it would've been perfect.
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>>59132237

Really dope. I've already dropped it on a concrete floor and the floor and it just bounced.
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>>59132250
Houston
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>>59132202
>no WhatsApp.
Good les distraction, more time to do something useful.

People I love technology, but we're in a time with to mutch of it and it just leads to, more being independently of the technology and technology being a point of distraction. We're on a point where it isn't simply fun anymore.
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>>59132318

Not worth shipping.
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>>59132367
I will pay for shipping
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>>59132206
>le brown hand
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>>59131717
Can I get a quick rundown of these two?
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>>59132333
>device whose only purpose is communication can't communicate
>good
how much is nokia paying you
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>potato cam
>no viber/whatsApp
>$50
No, thank you.
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I WANT THIS PHONE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is biggest disaster of the year.
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>>59132527

https://www.nokia.com/en_int/phones
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>>59132676
Someone in damage control. Who is the question
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in moments like these i'm fucking ashamed to be working for nokia
it's just HMD doing their shit and only connection to nokia is brand, but still...
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>>59131805
this.
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this will cost the finnish economy heavily : DDDDDDD
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>>59132731
nokia 3310 works with nokia-branded google cardboard
confirm/deny
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>>59132085
I am buying on for everyone in the senpai
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>>59131717

Imagine this but with an e-ink display.
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>>59132715
ni hao, señor tsing-tsong hear
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Let's remember what made Nokia the best at the time.

It was:

>Navi-button

They should have mimicked it at any price.
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https://www.nokia.com/en_int/phones

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
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>>59131717
Just like using win95/xp.
Useless outdated technology, the only reason because you like it is because of nostalgia. There is no real advantage.
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>>59132731

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

LOOK AT THIS DISINFO FAGGOT AND LAUGH

NOKIA OWNS 30% OF HMD. ALL HMD EMPLOYEES AND MANAGEMENT ARE EX-NOKIA.
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>>59131717
H O W T H E F U C K I S T H I S A C C E P T A B L E I N 2 0 1 7
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>>59132765
no idea, i'm in mobile networks r&d lab. we even stopped getting windows phones as work phones, it's just sony and samsung now. the only connection to nokia phones we have is some older ones for wcdma testing purposes (LTE is generally using newer stuff and 5g is only on bizzare prototypes)

>>59132856
pls no bully ;__; i really had nothing to do with it, i swear ;__;
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>>59132875
It's not like an android phone is going to be able to have a standby time of weeks as that's the sort of market this is aimed at. The best an android phone can do is a few days and that's just unacceptable for the kind of uses this is being sold to.
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This phone is not for the first world people there are still 2 billion people (China & India) who want phones like this since they cannot afford a smartphone. I also want this phone when I travel since customs ask for your phone password to copy all the data on it.
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>>59131717
>dual sim
So it's a phone with brown 3rd worlders as target customer.

Why do Nokia feel like playing the nostalgia fiddles instead of ditching the ultra goofy looks and make something that's simply fucking cheaper so It can actually reach more fucking people?
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>>59132968

There are cheaper phones for those markets, like the Nokia 103.
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>>59133016
but screen to small
and no snek game
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>>59133066
The Nokia 103 does include Snake though.
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Why won't someone fucking ressurect J2ME or make something that's compatible with it and put it in the phones? It would be dope af
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>>59131717
... because smartphones were a mistake.
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So guys, what do we think of the Nokia Androids?

They look pretty alluring, tho I wish they'd went for a simpler design. Look a bit too much like Galaxy phones.
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>>59132206
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>>59133351
>189$
>720p

Other than stock Android, sleek design and Snap 430 I don't see any reason to buy this over another chinkphone.
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>>59131717
I quite like the idea of one of these, I use about 5% of the features on my Android smartphone so it is pretty much a waste of money. As something to call, text, and listen to music on it is very tempting if it proves to be durable and have a decent battery life.

I hate how phones seem to be getting bigger and bigger too.
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>>59133666
They already make phones with similar functionality at a lower cost.
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>>59133755
Got any examples?
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>>59131717
sucks that they put a color screen in it and the make it as thin as possible meme is there too
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>>59133764
Nokia 105 RM-1135 Dual-Band (850/1900) Factory Unlocked Mobile Phone Black no warranty https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0172EEAQQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_CjZSybXWX6J66
$30
Literally 5 seconds on amazon.
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Do they still come with Zeiss optics?

Or are they too jewish now?

>inb4 le 20gigapixel sensor behind a shitty lens meme
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>>59131717
where do i see what sim card this phone supports?
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>>59133764
>>59133870
BLU Z3 - Dual Sim Phone - GSM unlocked -Black/Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01AV10PJI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_mlZSyb7JBJPPA

$15, unlocked
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMD_Global

Daily reminder that Nokia only licensed the Nokia brand to this China company and doesn't develop any phones
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>>59133877
>Do they still come with Zeiss optics?

Yes
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>>59131717
It will not work in the us
>GSM 900/1800 MHz
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Why buy this instead of an old Blackberry for £20?
At least the blackberry has wifi and doesn't look derpy as fuck.
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>>59133920
Where does it state that?
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>>59131717
I mean, I'm gonna get one, but I would have prefered the old prick.
give me a nokia 3510i with a facebook messenger and a camera, so I can stay in contact with my friends and I'll ditch my iphone.
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>>59133911
>The actual Nokia has a 30% ownership stake in the company
>Literally created by buying Nokia's old phone division back from Microsoft when they were ether going to sell it or shut it down when they finally understood that nobody wanted WP devices
>The people who run the company and arranged to buy back Nokia's old phone division are former Nokia executives
The main part of the Chinese involvement is funding as they funded buying back Nokia's old phone division from Microsoft
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>>59133458
>720p
for 5" it's okay if you're not pressing your eyeballs to the screen
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>>59133877
>implying Zeiss doesn't just licence their brand for shitty moulded pieces of plastic lenses
>implying it even matters with the microscopic sensor sizes anyway
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>>59131717

What a fucking disgrace.

>>59132846
>the only reason because you like it is because of nostalgia

Only hipster children can like that shit because of "nostalgia."
The whole thing gives off a distinct 90's Chinese bootleg "I didn't try at fucking all, now let's market this to stupid toddlers who can't tell the difference" vibe. The person in charge of the design should be shot.
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>>59134096
I guess you're right.

I had a N73 tho, that thing could take pics of my cat and every single hair is visible (yes, the bright sunlight). Not my Note 2, or iPhone 5 can do that. Sure, in the dark they were shit and unusuable, but in the daylight it was really good for it 3.2 mp

Which still baffles me.
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>>59132206
what is it with Indians and phones???
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>>59134189
Holy lel it's time to stop posting for me.
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>>59131717

Yeah, that's utterly anticlimactic. What an ugly piece of shit.
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This is shit, total shit i say, not full S40, no java, not even 3G, only 2k phonebook entry, 2MP camera probably with shit VGA or QVGA video.

I was thinking of theis new 3310 more like a C5 with S60, a "decent" budget camera (3,15MP and 480p video) and a sturdy build, not even waterproof, just not shit flat buttons and d-pad made of recycled chink shit.
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>>59132202
>>59132235
>>59132256
>>59132333
>>59132628

People use whatsapp nowadays. For calling, to replace SMS.

My ideal phone:
1. Distraction free. Cannot install apps and games.
2. Run Whatsapp, Signal, etc. So Android/iOS underneath.
3. Long battery life. Just use e-ink display.
4. Durable. Mil-spec. But not retarded-looking like CAT phones.
5. Cryptographically-secure. Like Teorem.
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I just noticed that I'd buy it in an instant if it had Nokia Maps integrated.

You know, to navigate.
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third of the price, looks like a porsche and is about the size of a lighter, while having bluetooth, so that you can rock those epic apple airpods

https://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Newmind-F1-Qual-band-Smallest-Car-model-mini-cell-phone-SOS-bluetooth-3-0-dialer-FM/32616153180.html#
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>>59132977
...how exactly did you arrive at the 3rd world starting from two sim slots?
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>>59134272
What do you expect from something supposed to have almost a month of standby time? 3G is a very big battery killer, Java is just going to kill your battery life and why the hell do you need to have over 2000 contacts in your phone book? Are you running some drug ring where everyone switches to a new burner phone every couple of days?
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>>59133351
They are insanely cheap for premium phones. Nokia knows their shit.
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>>59134381
Probably because dual sim has always been important in developing markets. People mix plans with different rates for calls and data to get the best deals. Specially in China and India it's been a very big feature because of allowing this.
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>>59134416
That doesn't really make a lot of sense to me but whatever.
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>>59134416
It's important for working people too who need a private and a work number but don't want to carry two phones.
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>>59134381
in 3rd world countries dual sim is standard

here in england I've never met anyone with a dual sim phone, people don't care here
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>>59132464
>>59132853
leave racists
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>>59134458
>LEAVE RACISTS ALONE!!!
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>>59134382
the fuck are you talking about retard? my old C2-01 can be on standby for 24 days using 80% of the battery (that is even smaller, 1020mAh vs 1200mAh + potential new hardware with lower consumption) and except S60 (it was S40) and the non-flat buttons it has all the shit i told, and that was a 2011 phone.

Nokia clearly didn't gave a fuck about this and just wanted to cash in the nostalgia retards.
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>>59132206
How? it's not out yet is it?

Do you work for Nokia? do you wanna marry me?
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>>59134442
It may not make a lot of sense when you can easily afford to pay $50 a month for your phone plan, but when money is tight like it is for most people in the developing world, it pays to go with the best deals you can find.
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>>59131939
>Yes + microsd support.
That's nice, currently I use dumbphone + sansa clip sport but the clip is kinda shitty ux-wise.
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>>59134482
you don't belong on this forum asshole
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>>59132206
It's so small, like a baby
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>>59134491
>*Autistic screeching
Sure it could go 24 days on standby with only 80% of the battery used. Because we know everybody keeps their phones lying around doing nothing for over 3 weeks straight.

Besides, what do you even need Java for? Or are you one of those types who needs some very specific checkboxes in a feature list to be checked or they sperg out?
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>>59134583
I'll stay anyway, just to piss you off.
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>>59132005

That's what I was hoping for as well. Maybe some new colors, or a gripier back but otherwise indistinguishable from the original
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>>59134612
moron
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le epix meme xD
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>>59134661
enjoy your ban racist
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>>59134286
1. It's up to you to not get distracted.
2. You say "Cannot install apps and games" but you want Whatsapp, Signal, etc. which require an OS that allows the installation of apps.
3. I don't think the majority of users would be happy with a greyscale screen that updates slowly. Also E-ink screens are expensive in comparison to OLED screens.
4. I agree.
5. I also agree.
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>>59131717
it's nice and all, but they should've done something more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT97z9r98uI
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>>59131717
ffs I thought it was going to be exactly the same design. Who wants this thin, ugly shit
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>>59132206
myyk ne noita jo?
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>>59131717
I guess I was hoping too much expecting a reissue of the original? Not this Fisher-Price abomination.
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>>59131717
Yes but does it run snake
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Hope they'll make another pureview phone with optical zoom and shit tone of megapixels.
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I thought this was going to be more like the Japanese clamshell phones, superbly built with support for modern applications such as LINE, while still maintaining excellent battery life, a decent camera, and perhaps even a touch screen.

This phone offers precisely no advantage over the cheap Chinese feature phones which are all over Amazon and eBay. What a disappointment.
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>>59134286

>My ideal phone:
>1. Distraction free. Cannot install apps and games.

You have zero self control? You can't stop yourself from playing a game and wasting time? Forget an idea phone, you're a manchild, you need help being an adult first.
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>>59131717
I was actually looking forward to this, but I'll be sticking to my brick for the time being. The firmware is absolute bilge and it's horrendously impractical, but it is THE anti-smartphone.
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>>59133351
>pre-labelled buttons
>derp-tier rear camera island
fuck that noise
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>No Translucent Case

Bury it
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>>59135592
I wish someone would just make something similar to a StarTAC or a MicroTAC that could actually fit in a pocket or belt holster.
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>>59131744
shit opinion
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This has pretty much the same specs as my 10 year old 6500s, except without 3G and PC Suite support, and with massively inferior finish.
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>>59135592
>walking down street
>sunset
>a guy walking towards you
>"gimme your stuffs !"
>chuck his head with brick phone
>walk away
>GTA Vice City main them starts playing
>sun sets and neon lights up
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>>59136358
A E S T H E T I C
Thankfully I actually do live in FL, which has excellent CCW laws. So I'll probably never have to use it as a weapon.
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>>59131717

This could just be a runaway fucking success. It's the ultimate retro hipster phone with contemporary relevance.
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>>59132005
They can't match the quality. It may sound stupid but some thing will not be cheaper if made today. Sure component will be but the old gsm school radio? Nope. I have old phones made before 6310 from the 1999-2001 they will no be cheaper if made now.
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>>59136450
I want one. Where do I get one?
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WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT GET A QWERTY KEYBOARD IN 2017?
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>>59131717
Does anyone know if this is going to be officially sold in the US through authorized retailers, or is it going to be grey market-only like many recent dumbphones?

I really hate having to buy grey market from shady retailers.
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>>59132206
how long before the battery is empty ?
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>>59135209
>2. You say "Cannot install apps and games" but you want Whatsapp, Signal, etc. which require an OS that allows the installation of apps.

Not him, but wasn't there a feature phone with a native WhatsApp? I think it was a selling point for it.
Might have been a Nokia, actually.
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>>59132838
Scared the CRAP out of me.
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>>59137196
Nokia 210 Asha
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Waiting for the KeyOne to drop below $200 (which will probably happen a week after it's release) desu.
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>>59137196
Yup, Asha 210. It has the S40 system, native WhatsApp functionality, a physical QWERTY keyboard and supposedly also costed around $50 new.

Of course if he was looking for Signal and other messagers he would be SOL. Maybe LINE or whatever Korea uses if he got a local dumphone from those countries if any of their companies bothered, but nothing as nice as Signal, sadly.
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>>59137324
>Snapdragon 625
Jesus christ. That phone is only worth $200 max to start with. Lowest of low end SoCs.
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>>59131717
Are they still indestructible though?

The one my mother used died like 2 years ago and she's really not getting used to smartphones...
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They just slapped the name on one of there other crap phones, it doesn't even have old snake it has some crappy miniclip version.
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>>59137324

They should have just went all the way and released a native Android Passport.

This middle ground bullshit isn't going to sell anyway, so why the fuck cares? Go wacky.
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>Not waterproof
>Not an oldschool reflective black and white LCD screen
>No keyboard model (Nothing wrong with dial pad model)
>Slim and "modern" -aka- not a brick
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>>59133351

Nokia is going to get the windows phone dick out of it's butt?

Might be my next phone
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>>59137517
>it doesn't even have old snake it has some crappy miniclip version.
that's fucking ridiculous then. fucking chinks
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>>59133351
looks cluttered. should have dropped the front logo. i assume you can turn the lights off of those capacitive keys
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>>59131717
OwO what's this?
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>>59137564
>chose right

lold
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>>59137789
Choose left and break the system!
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THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS PROMISED
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>>59132005
A larger battery would make the phone more expensive. What could they fill out the extra space with that wouldn't? Do you think that they should have just left half of the space in the phone empty? No? then it needed a new shell.

Devices like this don't get bespoke displays. That display is surely one that's already in mass production. To put a bespoke display into production for this phone would be more expensive, even if it was a smaller, simpler display.

The thinner shell, the bigger, fancier display, the 3.5 mm audio jack, and the micro SD card slot are all good, sensible changes. Not sure what I think about the camera.

If I have one complaint it's that they didn't change it enough. They white oval around the display is an homage to the original, and it's ugly.
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huehuehue
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>>59136889
Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/LBER-KR999-Classic-Retro-Unlocked/dp/B01H2AO9CK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488155882&sr=8-1&keywords=brick+phone
The good thing about it is the sound quality isn't too bad. And you only have to charge it once a month or so.
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>>59134442
Let me guess, you are from America or England, huh?
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>>59138500
>Classic retro thick brick body design which may perfect deskphone ever and everyone wants to hold it for selfie purposes !
>selfie purposes
what the fuck is wrong with todays normies

>9800mAh real capacity battery
shit's gotta last for months with this mean motherfucker
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>not smart phones

Welp I'm never going near these
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>>59138555
>what the fuck is wrong with todays normies
I wish I knew. But that still doesn't lessen the phone's appeal for me.


>shit's gotta last for months with this mean motherfucker
Pretty much. I went to Japan for 5 weeks, and when I got back it still had two bars. It can go over a week without losing a single bar, with daily use.
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>>59138661
actually, this is an interesting phenomenon

the "anti-smartphone" meme got so popular on 4chan that it became mainstream, so now anti-system hipsters claim their hipsterity by using smartphones again
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>>59131717
It looks fucking trash, old phone looks nice and classy and professional.

The new one looks like a childs glossy toy
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>>59138724
I'm not a hipster either I just really like having a fully functioning browser in my pocket
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>>59136450

I have the earlier version of this monstrosity, It's cool but US GSM carriers are shutting down the 2G networks soon. In fact the T mobile 2g networks don't work anymore around where I live
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>>59138862
http://www.tmonews.com/2016/09/t-mobile-att-2g-network-shutdown-free-service-iot-customers/

>AT&T plans on shutting down its 2G network by the end of 2016. T-Mobile plans on keeping its 2G network through 2020

You shouldn't be having problems with tmobile mate.
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>>59131717
fake and gay
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>>59134382
Dude, my nokia 6230 had a standby time of over a month.

It had:
--3G
--Bluetooth
--Internet
--A camera
--Infrared
--mp3 as ringtones or alarms
--a bang ass midi synthesizer
--can download java games
--worked flawlessly for 10 years of constant day to day use with only one battery change
--survived countless drops

AND IT FUCKING WORKS UNDERWATER WITH NO CASE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKqYvS9ljso

>Go fuck yourself, kid.
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>>59134583
Neither do you
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>>59131717
If after this nobody gets executed accidentally in their sleep I honestly don't know what to think anymore
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>>59135582
Willpower is an idiotic overrated concept.
Consider the following.
Person A, after having been a drunk, using willpower, abstains from alcohol usage.
Person B, after having been a drunk, removes himself from any situation he was in that would allow him to drink, and thus never drinks.
Person C, not having the "willpower" of person A, but thinking person B is a fag for not being person A, does and fails at what person A wanted, and continues drinking.
Why is person A any better than person B? All paths lead to Rome. Willpower is useless. Do anything and use any methods you can to get to the desired "place" you want to be. Stop thinking there is some proper way to do it.
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>>59139844
>Willpower is useless
-t. Brainlet who can't control his own urges
I bet you're overweight.
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>>59139881
i bet you haven't desensitized yourself to the pain of hunger.
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>>59139881
Yes, please regale me with how happy and well-adjusted you are by posting on 4chan in your mid-twenties. That'll show 'em. I'm not overweight, but want to know how I know you're addicted to porn?
>>
Bring back landscape sliders
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>>59139985
I'm pretty happy posting on 4chan in my spare time, not going to lie.
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>>59134583
atleast I belong in this country
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>>59131717
>Not 3G
Enjoy paying £25p/min anons
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>>59133351
If the camera is any good I might buy one. My Lumia 830 is dying and I can't find any Android with a decent camera.
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>>59131717
>dat old symbian style UI
HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>59141928
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>>59140598
KEK
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>>59141946
>>
literally a meme phone.
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>>59131717
It's a phone for people with nostalgia, contrarians, and anyone who doesn't do much apart from writing the occasional text and actually making phone calls. But those people would get a million years of standby time out of pretty much any phone and there's a lot of cheap ones around to choose from...
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>>59136358
Hey Leo, you sound different.
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> Nokia 3,5,6

Jesus fucking Christ, look at this garbage.
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>>59142517
>t. macfaggot
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>>59138724
Heh I went through it. Was using a clamshell Nokia. It was actually kind of nice having radio and the ui was not customizable then you would first think
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>>59131922
It's a redesign of the classic Nokia 3310 "indestructible" phone. Almost only in that context, it looks great.
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Please make a custom neon green one for /g/. We will group buy
>>
Is dumbphone + emergency tablet /g/? What are your choices for tablets these days
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>>59142588
Nah, I still stick with N9.
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literally a meme phone
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>>59131717
Will buy if it plays FLAC and has a decent DAC while still retaining month-long battery.

One can dream..
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>>59142851
Serious question: do you people actually wear your fancy headphones outside during physical activity or do you really sit at home while listening to music on your phone?
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>>59133351

looks like shit. And I loved the N900. Never going to buy another nokia again.

sent from my galaxy s8+
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>>59142773
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
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>>59137564
>>59132206
>>59131717

makes me sad that the whole point of 3310 was the navi button. Yes, if I recall right, that one button menu system was called navi button menu.

Less buttons and simple to use. They have completely missed this with their new rebranded third world contry piece of shit.

Really cheap cash grab to use 3310 model name without any true homage to show for it.
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>>59142773
that's funny, thought of same thing when I heard there's going to be nokia labeled android phones :^)

Fucking nokia's board in 2009. They were the most incompetent fuckers out there. Still makes me clench my fist.
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>>59143282
as long as your $1000+ headphones don't look like $1000+ headphones, you could walk throught the suburbs of any city just fine.

I take pic related out, no problemo.
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>>59131717
Did Nokia ever make their mobile OS anywhere as good as sonyerricson?
The new phone is really ugly, so if there is nothing compelling about the software and nothing compelling about the hardware, why even try to sell it?
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I don't like the new Nokia dumbphone OS.

I had to get something reliable after my 3710 went autistic, but literally every program on the 130 had been retarded.

I mean, the calculator on the 3710 had a core set of scientific functions, but the 130 was limited to the most basic add/multiply/subtract/divide.
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Might actually just get the nokia 5 to replace my old moto g.

The new 3310 looks more like a status symbol / memephone than a proper dumbphone.
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>>59142238
>It's a phone for people with nostalgia
It looks nothing like it was, no nostalgia, they failed.
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>>59131717
CUTE
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>>59133351
Nokia 3 should have been 4.7" and not a fucking Mediatek. Otherwise... dunno, maybe throw in a fingerprint reader on the back.
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>>59144693
fuck the fingerprint reader meme
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>>59145073
>fuck the fingerprint reader meme
it's really good, what do you have against it? are you fingerless splergh or something
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>>59145148
Muh botnet.
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>>59145162
you better not ever visit the US or get a passport

I trust muh botnet google with my fingerprint more than I trust government underpaid workers who thrive to do as little work as possible while still being as unproductive as humanly imaginable
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>>59145212
>thrive

It's "strive", you mongoloid.
Why do so many /g/ users insist on using words they aren't familiar with and fail horribly?
Who are you trying to impress?
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>>59132919
I have an android phone with a 40 day SoT. kys
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>>59145648
don't be rude shitlord, maybe english isn't his motherly tongue
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>>59145661
No you don't
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>>59131895
16mb of music
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>>59145788

Guess what, fagtron, it's not my primary language either.
More the reason not to use words you don't know the meaning of.
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>no 4G, no UMTS, no Android, proprietary operating system
No thanks. I didn't buy into smartphones until around 2 years ago but now I don't want to miss it.
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>>59131717
The blue one looks quite nice.
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