NOKIA EVENT LIVESTREAM

fug :D

is this an apple phone?

>Nokia 3310: CURRENT YEAR EDITION
>new Nokia phones filled with aluminum milling
>Withings (the smartwatch maker Nokia acquired last year), is dead, long live Withings
>Nokia 6 no longer chink exclusive

Why is every pushing that stupid wearable/watch meme? Fuck watches, let them die with the 90s where they belonged. They only sweat and dirt.

it the specs are decent the 5 seems like a good deal

>nokia android smartphone
wow lol

>>59130513
compact Nokia 5.. 5.2 inch form factor? How is that compact?

TWO
HUNDRED
DOLLARS

lmao no USB-C

>Your Nokia will be Pure safe and secure.
kek

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>Nokia 3, 5 inch

So much for premium. budget phones OPPO and Mi have equivalent design standards desu.

>>59130691
and chinense trojan

OH MY GOD GOOGLE IS HERE

>>59130686
How much was it again?

>>59130707
139 yuros

>>59130707
139€

>>59130721
>>59130717
Ehh, that's pretty good I guess

>Nokia 3, 5, 6 will be out in Q2 of this year, run on Nougat

WHAT DE FUG IS THAT

>150 and 200 dollar practically identical phones

>no removable battery
dropped

Nokia 8 when?

>>59130735
Mims

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I RECOMMEND ALL OF YOU TO DRAG TO THE CAMERA TO THE CHOIR ROFL

I'm getting the 3310. fuck android

THE MOST MEME PHONE OF ALL TIME

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arent these chinese now?

>>59130738
139, 199, 299 pricepoints with indistinguishable phones. Needs a flagship now.

>i wanna love you like my nokia 3220
Literally who would write that?

>MEEMS

>most memed phone of all time
*cringe*

THE MEMES JACK

MOST

MEMED

PHONE

EVER

NOKIA IS /OOURGUYS/

Fofr premium phonea, these things are insanely cheap!

Pretty awsome, if my phone breaks I'm getting a Nokia.

REEEE LEFTY SHILLING!

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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Negros dancing is truly the future of Nokia phones

POO
ON
MOTORLOO

>>59130794
The blonde is quite cute, anybody got her name?

POOO

Great for these people, but how does that sell phones?

>kenyan
>white
????

>>59130780
Shill harder nokiashill.

SNAKE

IS

BACK

>>59130833
they're targeting digitally illiterate people. emotion and nice shots sells to them, not facts.

still a terrible conference because only tech people watch this.

and oh god the fucking choir.

>>59130833
Nokia
connecting people (tm)

>>59130833
Buy a new Nokia and give a dance lesson to some nigger in africa, or a toilet for the pooinloo.

>they can't make an android game
Wh-what?

SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAAKE

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>NOKIA 3310: CURRENT YEAR EDITION

The autism is strong in this stream.

I'm somewhat interested in the Nokia 6. I imagine I will be choosing my next phone between Nokia and OnePlus.

>>59130870
ugly

>>59130870
the dark blue one is nice desu.

did they finally drop fucking windows phone?

>>59130870
That's actually......quite nice.

Nokia.com/phone

>>59130870
BASED
NOKIA

>ONE MORE THING
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

One month standby!

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>>System: Dual band 900/1800 MHz
>Software platform: Nokia Series 30+
>Dimensions: 115.6*51.0*12.8mm
>Weight: 79.6 g (including battery)
>Display: 2.4’’ QVGA (240*320)
>two Micro SIM slots
>Curved window with polarised layer for better readability in sunlight
>Connectivity: micro USB, 3.5mm AV connector,
Bluetooth 3.0 with SLAM
>Camera: 2Mpxl camera with LED flash
>MicroSD card support up to 32 GB
>LED torchlight

> €49.99

>>59130901
I`ll buy one.

>>59130870
Quite ugly

Fuck it, imma be a hipster and buy a 3310 just for kicks

>>59130910
same

>>59130910
Kind of want one for the standby alone.

>>59130870
>>59130901

I would easily buy one for a kid

>>59130901
>dual band

why

>>59130870
>>59130901
Will get one as soon is it comes out
Nokia is back

>>59130918
it's not even about hipster for me I'm tired of the botnet on android. As long as this has a semi-usable web browser I'm getting it.

>>59130943
>As long as this has a semi-usable web browser
Doubt.

>>59130901
>$50
>Doesn't come with Android

How this is considered acceptable I have no idea.

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>>59130943
>As long as this has a semi-usable web browser I'm getting it.

>>59130943
you must have never used the later version of nokia phone OS

they have java and everything

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>>59130901
pic related from 2015 has better specs and looks better
im disappointed

>>59130901
This should cost 25 euros tops

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First look at Nokia's Snake 2017

can somebody give me a quick rundown of the event?

>>59131008
peepole come on stage
peepole talk about phones
last peepole talk about 3310 mk II
the end

>>59130950
>How this is considered acceptable I have no idea.
Smartphones are mostly useless and android is a pile of shit

>>59130996
They have a phone for that market. It's called the Nokia 150.

>Nokia 150 and Nokia 150 Dual SIM come in black and white at only USD 26 before local taxes and subsidies. The phones will become available globally in select markets – rolling out first in APAC, IMEA and Europe – in Q1’17.
http://www.hmdglobal.com/press/2016-12-13-nokia-150/

>>59130954
fugg this was meant for you
>>59130964

>>59131051
>red speech bubbels
gosh darn commie piece of crap

>>59131008
>event is in a small spanish church
>360 angle livestream, chose yourself
>choir is there to sing the nokia anthem/hallelujah/
>some bullshit about them saving lives with technology
>Nokia 3, 5, 6 announced
>some lefty propaganda with niggers and poo in the loos
>"NOKIA 3310 IS THE MOST MEMED PHONE EVER"
>New version is snake announced
>Google nigger shows up and shills for nokia
>Choir sings "forgetting somethiiiiiiiiiing?" and nokia literally trying to be Apple
>Nokia 3310 2017 announced

thats it.

>>59131041
Looks better than the new 3310 too.
What is the appeal of it, besides memes?

>>59131075
I thought it was well done. reminded me of catholic church

>>59131075
>"NOKIA 3310 IS THE MOST meme'd PHONE EVER"
It's like 9fag vs plebbit

i rage'd a little bit

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>>59131051

>>59130870
Might even give it a try, this looks like a phone for work.

>>59131084
Just memes

>>59131084
>What is the appeal of it
Nostalgia.

>>59131094
Is that the one with the paedophilia?

>>59131211
But the only thing that's left is the name.
Just buy a refurbished actual 3310 for nostalgia.

>SD430 on Nokia 3, 5, 6
WTF are they thinking?

why is the nokia site filled with pictures of curries and coons?
what the shit

I asked about waiting the flagship of Nokia Android phones in /g/ a week ago and one anon told me that I was mentally ill. And guess what, he was right.
I'm outta this shithole and look for Nip/Gook phones to replace my Xperia Z2 instead.

>>59131229
They know their target audience.

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>>59131229
congratulations! You're now a minority

>>59131246
Why the fuck do you think Nokia are gonna release flagship phones?

Nokia made a horrible mistake with Windows mobile, stuck with the most garbage phone OS for many years, releasing a flagship android phone now would be a huge risk.

If that flagship phone wouldnt sell they would have to shut down their whole mobile department.

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>>59130513

Why! why could they not have made this!
<-- Pic related

Instead we get:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gJGZp51-lQ

>>59131229
It varies by country. Stop living in the third world.

>>59130662
then it's trash

third year on the market, how can somebody fail so bad? It's a new device, you had one or two decades to design it, nokia, how is this possible?

For nostalgia, I will be picking up a blue one and keeping it mint in box.

>>59131283
Because Android and touchscreens are both trash. Secondly, a touchscreen that small would never work without a stylus.

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>>59131287
guess finlan is now a turd worl cuntry

>>59130513
NOKIA
IS
FINNISHED

>>59131292
why do you care so much about c? how is it any different than micro besides reversable

>>59131292
USB-C is still not as cheap to implement as Micro-USB, plus the people buying this phone don't want to rebuy chargers.

>>59131292
Low tier bait.
>>59131332
Because Apple does it.

>>59130870
horrible aesthetic

>>59131339
zte zmax pro has it.

>wifi chip
>colored screen
>shitty 2mp camera
>muh slim phone design

They couldve asked the public what they want, but instead of making an actual long lasting phone with 3g since GSM is being shutdown with just the basic functionality, they made another 50 chink phone you could buy on aliexpress for 5 dollars

>>59130608
Whitings SteelHR is very very good.

B H Y S I C A L
U
T
T
O
N
S
:D

>>59131377
>since GSM is being shutdown
wut

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Not sure if sudoku or not

t. Binland poster

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>>59131344
>>59131339
>>59131332
>Oh no! My 50 cent USB OTG wouldn't work anymore that way! Better keep the non-waterproof and bad design of micro USB, the worst USB plug there is

I know that you are too stupid to make money anyway, but geez 3 niggers replied

>>59131377
>GSM is being shutdown
Only AT&T has shutdown there 2G network, networks like T-mobile are very much going to keep 2G around because IoT and not all places have 4g yet

Why are none of the news websites showing the dark blue 3310. The other colours look ugly as shit

>>59131410
so waterproof is important even if the phone isn't?

One of the three manufacturers to embrace stock Android

BASED

>>59130876
Nokia has nothing equivalent to the OnePlus 3(T), they're all mid-low range, camera seems nothing special as well.
But Nokia has cheap phones while the 3 is not cheap anymore. Good value for money, but a lot of money.
Also, OnePlus is a dick about supporting older phones. The 2 has been abandoned and the X has been thrown off the building and forgotten.
>t. OPX owner

>>59131429
Yes. One less type of cable needed once you get your head pulled out of your ass.

>>59130513
fug :D:D
I thought they are dead.

>>59131440
I feel you, no nougat
>t. Opx owner

>>59131410
There is nothing wrong with micro-USB on a dumbphone which you are going to charge like once every 2 weeks

>>59131277
It's like, Samsung has infamed itself with an explosive phone, Sony keeps releasing phones with generally inferior specs, Google's Pixel phones are extraordinarily scarce to meet the demand from all over the world, and other brands' phones are just somewhat meh.
I thought Nokia could just make a flagship phone to at least secure some marketshare of high-end phones amidst this chaotic but "opportunity-is-still-there" time.
Looks like I have literally no business sense but just illness filled mentality because it seems that Nokia has decided to suck Third World men's dicks and women's nipples as they want to play safe. And that's Nokia's MWC2017. Even LG doesn't give up and release a flagship phone which supports Dolby Vision and HDR prior to the Congress.

>>59131440
>>59131467
Install AOSP you tech illiterates.

If it runs stock Android, it's based.

>>59131467
That's not exactly OPs fault, but Qualcomm's. I was stoked for having a 199€ phone with a Snap801, until Qualcomm shat from high on the 801 because "three year-old chipset"

>>59131492
Then drive to the store and buy it.

>>59131513
It does.

>>59131496
I like calls dropping, phone self-restarting, sensors misbehaving and horrible camera quality
>not even once

>>59131513
They said "stock android" in the stream

>>59131519
All my shit is micro-usb so I'll fit right in.

>>59131563
This roms never deliver on the essentials

>>59131593
I like the look.

>>59131593
nokia got blacked

>>59131593
>operator
are civilians allowed to purchase that?

>>59131593
>back button on the wrong side
dropped.

>>59130950

That's expensive as fuck. My 1080p smartphone only costs three times as much,

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>>59131655
What? It's the right side.

>>59131698
Wrong. Samsung only ones who got it right.

>>59131711
high explosives
in you're pantsu

>>59131711
Fucking this
Samsung actually understands most people are right handed and places the most used button where it is the most convenient, right next to your thumb

>>59131820
B-but muh stock Android

>>59130513
It's 49 euros. Not a bad deal, you can just pick this up for festivals etc and not give a fuck

>>59130767
139 (3), 199 (5), 229 (6) and 299 (premium 6) if you want to be absolutely pedantic.

Judging by the fact that they're using milled aluminium on all of their phones apart from the really cheap ones it would seem like they're not even going to bother with flagships. They're just going to sell mid and low range devices with flagship model type build quality rather than doing what companies like Samsung do (i.e a few nice quality flagships and then everything in the low and mid ranges is plastic crap).

Been thinking about upgrading at some point soon so I might actually get the regular 6 if they don't announce a nice new Jolla phone tomorrow (which seems to be happening).

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>>59131863
>festivals
are you wanna die?

>>59131835
True Stock Android has software buttons, which should be customizable but it isn't

>>59130950
The thing about android that it's not for simple devices intended to have standby times of weeks rather than days. Because of that you're not going to see android on devices like the new 3310 unless google does some drastic changes to android.

>>59131905
>Jolla phone
Just asking, is Sailfish OS comfy? I don't expect much from those low specs phones, though.

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>>59130901
>>two Micro SIM slots
For what purpose?

>>59131969
Pajeets

>>59131969
for having two sim cards

>>59130928

Kids want smartphones, if youe kid showed up with this shit while all his friends have iphones he would get bullied

>>59131965
It's nice because most functions are being accessed by swiping. Current smartphone always have the move-mouse-to-location-and-then-click-while-not-moving-the-cursor-mentality.
But it's totally not worth it. Get an Open C and test it, you'll see that it's trash in day to day use.

>>59131965
Best phone OS I've used.

If you haven't previously used the N9 then it may take a couple of weeks to come to terms with the gestures, but once you do, it basically becomes the comfiest phone OS around to use.

Fuck nokia

I was expecting the p1 flagship. Maybe not release since samjew has all the 835's, but not these piece of shit third world phones.

Why are they pandering to coons and street shitters. They should have showed a top end phone that can compete with the iphone and galaxy. That would have been a good comeback.

>>59132035
N9 was better

>>59132068
Specs don't matter anymore

>>59130870

Looking pretty good. A monochrome display was probably too much to expect these days.

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>go to http://www.nokia.com/en_int/phones
>see pic related

I'm not EVER giving these fucking any of my money.

>>59132227
the dindu dancers need your dosh for new dance shoes
thats why their feet aren't shownig

>>59132227

Africa has been one of Nokia Networks' biggest growth markets. African economies are booming.

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>>59130513
This concept is from 1996

>>59132470
huutis starttaa

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EBIN :DDD

>>59132084
The N9 definitely had a nicer design, but in many regards it was pretty lacking.

>>59132530
Mitäs?

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>GSM 900/1800 MHz
>will not work in the usa

All I want is a replacement for my nokia that finally broke after 15 years. The cheapest non-chinashit phones you can get are smartphones.

>>59130870
looks like 3210 desu. and 3210 was utter shit