>2017 >not using Windows XP gold edition

>>59128660
>by Muhammad Sadeem
fucking kek

>>59129354
Wow, it's got ALL drivers. This changes everything.

>Computer worm
What the fuck OP

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I'm uninstalling 10 for this RIGHT NOW

>>59129505
And all drivers in existence and that will ever be. You can only run this on a computer with infinite memory.

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>>59129512
His website Computerworld.net literally tries to install an dodgy apk if you visit it on Chrome android

What an asshole

>>59129569
Computerworm.net

>>59129526
Mac OS will never look this good.

WindowsXP vs ReactOS

Which is better in the lord year of 2017??

>>59129584
> Blocks you if you have adblock

>>59129526
That's actually fucking interesting. Ugly. But interesting.
Reminds of those fucking assholes going to london with their golden covered cars from Dubai.

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Jesus fucking christ. That's a whole meme. Tap it.

Seems like a good alternative to windows 10

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>>59130046

>>59129526
>subway surfers

i cant say for that edition. but a lot of these editions are awesome.
striped off bloatware
full of pre cracked software .
no keys required, all updates done.
no activation required
the only bad thing is the chance of easily getting a virus

>>59130279
>no bloatware
what the fuck it's full of bloatware

>touching software that was edited by some fucking sand nigger
Great idea OP

>>59130408
the more foreign they are the better the edition is. they are great at it.

>>59130440
Expect some autism from them.

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>>59130536
indian and Pakistani editions are great.
by like i said earlier watch out for viruses
never log into any site while using them especially a bank

>>59130560
But why would you use any of those?
I mean, do you find it fun or what?

>>59130584
striped off bloatware
full of pre cracked software .
no keys required, all updates done.
no activation required
beautiful multi colored cool wallpaper packs

>>59130623
Is this some kind of a meme I don't know?

What precracked software do you even need nowadays?
Did you ever just tried to search for wallpapers online? It's pretty easy.

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Russians say: "That is not all the gold that blinks".

>>59130046
>nVienna
fucking comedy gold

>>59130659
no meme. no more questions please. mostly every software is paid now days

These are all buggy as shit. I remember installing "lite" versions of Vista/7 in other people's computers because they wanted to "upgrade" their already slow PCs running XP.

They were so minimal you could burn the .isos in CDs but would lack basic system functions.

>b-but muh aero

>>59130679
So where do you manage your banking from?

>>59130659
cracking software can be difficult with various configurations to firewall and patches etc. when its done already for you and someone has already tested to make sure its working its nice

>>59130696
you should use a msdn copy of windows or linux pretty much

>>59130679
>>59130623
>>59130560
>>59130440
>>59130279
Muhammad Sadeem shut the fuck up you dumb cunt
your "OS" is shit
you won't shill that aids ridden abomination here

fuck off now

>>59130046
>what theme would you like?
Just piss on my screen man.

>>59130046
That theme color looks more like piss than gold

Fuck that i am not trusting someone named muhammad with an OS i am good with 8.1

>>59130726
>>59130746
Daily reminder that if your piss is yellow you either do not drink enough water or you have a health issue and you should visit a doctor asap

>>59130756
Jej

>>59130722
i'm not him
im just saying
they more then likely have virsues
but they are fun and useful and server a very nice purpose

>>59128660
Is this what Saddam Hussein used?

>>59129526
absolute kek

>>59129569
oh christ there's more

>>59130046
Oh lord he fucked Run. How do you fuck Run? It's literally a dialogue box with three buttons. How in pajeet do you ruin it.

>>59130560
lol what

"yeah I know they've got a keylogger but it's great just trust"

This shit reminds me of those stripped down Windows 7 ISOs. They're so trash, because they removed core services and your applications would die on you.

>but muh low memory usage :^)

>>59130804
>This shit reminds me of those stripped down Windows 7 ISOs. They're so trash, because they removed core services and your applications would die on you.


that was the risk you took. the installation was probably faster tho and the os was probably faster

>>59130692
Yeah but tinyxp was dope tho

>>59128660
Tell me pajeet, how much are you paid to meme this on here every week?

>>59130815
Is there really any point in having a "faster" OS when it couldn't run anything?

>>59131780
Ask linuxfags

>>59130804
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>59131726
I had no idea people posted this before. I watched a video about it because it came up in my suggested videos, and I thought it was hilarious so I decided to share it.

>>59130046
>Registred

>>59131726
>paid to meme this on here every week?
CTR wouldn't even touch this place. Nobody cares about your paranoid opinions and know you don't have much money to spend anyway. Why even bother with the antisocial?

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>>59129526
>Chicken Invaders 2
this shit right here
shit takes me back

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>>59128660
>>59129526
>>59130046
FUCKING KEK

>>59128660
It's the best Windows distro I've used in a while.

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>>59129526
>>59130046
>Gold edition
>literally gold

my sides

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>>59130046
>Muammar Gaddafi makes an OS

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>>59135399
MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE

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XP mutilation threads are my favorite threads

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wend i use xp gold

>>59136124
oh god make it stop

>>59136124
What the fuck is this?

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when you see it

>>59136037
lol

>>59136124
Oh my god, it's like fisher price made an OS

>>59136188
it's clearly a re skin of XP, or is there something else?

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Oh hey, I found an old version of OP's shit further mangled by Russians

>>59136327
>There is no OS here tonight, silly old bear. Only me.

>>59136302
>>59136367
Why do Russians love this shitty glowing design shit in everything? It's like they're a decade behind everyone else.

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how many softs have you installd in your life?

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>>59136416

>ADSL dialup

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>>59136432
I'm pretty sure most of those are 15 year olds who discovered nLite

>>59136449
>how many softs have you installd in your life?
Like, all 100 of them, of course. Real 1337 pro.

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>>59136416
>Windows 7 skinned to look like 8
>Norton Ghost, Acronis 2014 AND Acronis 2015
>ADSL Dialup
>"DLC Menu"
>"Set Page File" on desktop
>Yahoo Messenger in AD 2015

>>59136327
I wish this would work on w10, so I could install it on a friends desktop.

>>59136327
this would be good for a young child though

>>59136596
>onlybytherain
he's been around since '08, maybe even earlier
how old is he now?

>>59136626
>the system file coding are optimized to maximum level

I'm literally calling Nef Quintero with both phones

Holy shit, I thought this crap wasn't around anymore. Disgusting.

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>>59136619
I dunno but this guy is apparently 35

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>>59129526
>It's actually real
my fucking intestines

This is like those scene """"repacks""" of Windows XP that used to go around torrent sites, things like Tiny XP, Windows XP black edition, etc.

Only made by Mohammed.

You can rest in peaces knowing that there is no spyware, as stealing is against his faith.

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>>59136731
Jesus defragmenting Christ, I thought Russians were horrible, but frogs just beat them by a country mile.

>>59130046
dope
as
fuuuck

>>59136768
That looks like the website Homer made with the dancing Jesus.

>>59129569
>browsing with a phone

You deserve it.

So, is there some windows 10 variant of this uglyness? Fucking hilarious.

>>59136833
Windows 10 will never be this theme-able

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>>59136833
this bro >>59136449 got you covered

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>>59136885

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>>59136885
>>59136904

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>>59136850
O RLY?

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ALL OF THE DAY BRO

>>59136219
Wallpaper sauce?

>>59136850
I feel tempted to spin up a VM and go on a installation spree. Maybe have a look at wireshark.

Not really motivated though, someone else maybe?

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>>59136833
A simulacrum is fine too

>>59136960
That Windows Media Player is just the perfect finish to all that cancer.

>>59136992
>That Windows Media Player is just the perfect finish to all that poison.

Fixed

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>>59136960
>>59136915
>>59136827
>>59136814
>>59136785
>>59136768
>>59136731
>>59136711
>>59136696
>>59136596
>>59136498
>>59136449
>>59136327
>>59136367
>>59136302
>>59136188
>>59136098
>>59130661
>>59130046
>>59129526
>>59128660
pain, pure pain
>>59136124
my eyes

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>>59128660
aka Windows XP Persian Edition

does anyone have experience with windows server 2008? i'm trying to replace my dog slow windows 8 vm with it.

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This guy knows whats good

>>59129526
looks like those Theme used in those indian cyber place.

>>59129569
Not All drivers v2.0
Fuck you I keep xp

>>59137128
>teach you IT

>>59136768

>SHUT IT DOWN!

>>59130046

>chivalry plus a flower?
>GUI for the run command
>'gold xp' on start icon
>"computer worm corporation"
>the fucking art added to everything
>that random texture background
>that control panel watermark
>m sadeem

haha

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>you now remember WMP skins

>>59137207
>overclocking software made by mainboard manufacturers STILL looks like this

Is there a Shrek version of this?

>>59136885
isnt beslam that kiddie school siege, when the spetsnaz killed everybody and shit?

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>>59137280
>>59137207

Fucking xnormal looks like that, like, literally you cant find the close button unless you click every single goddamned thing in it, even the things you think arent buttons.

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>>59136779
I am so ashamed to be a froggy right now

>>59137312
Yah, I was going to say
But it was beslan, not beslam

>>59137356
>baking normal maps
Wouldn't that look shitty in bright light?

>>59137589

Yes, but for years its the only thing we've had.
Not now though, there's knald now which bakes AO p fast as well other maps.

>>59129569
Lol I knew this guy. His realname is Salem, he is your average script kiddy and in his late twenties now. Couldn't care less.

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>>59130046
>Someone on the earth unironically thinks this looks good.

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>Muhammad Sadeem

>>59137735
>sadeem
brown people love gold and flashy things

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>>59130046
>Registred
>nVienna

>>59128660
>curry nigger OS

No thank you.

I tried downloading this and I just got a 7zip installation binary. Does anyone have a direct link to the image?

>>59136768
USA YEAH

>>59136904
"Enterprise Professional"

I would not let anyone with that come within 5km of my computers.

>not using a virtual container for FreeDos/ReactOS/WINE inside of a hardened Linux system for legacy software

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>>59130560

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>>59128660
I wonder who's behind this masterpiece

>>59136238
>Tour Windows XP
That's the joke

holy shit someone finally compiled all this shit. beautiful. here's a good vid on gold windows xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yrA05zfgQ

>>59138236
OP here, that's actually the video I watched that that inspired me to post this thread.

>>59138311
i like to watch this stuff but it hurts. it's so boring and painful but so beautiful at the same time.

>>59136711
My sides.

>>59137052
[Onedera on suicide watch]

>>59136768
>da bowl

even the creator knows

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>>59130793
>malware riddled botnet zombie
>they are fun and useful and server a very nice purpose
Yeah, I bet they do. For you, Muhammad.

>>59137128
OH SHIT, IT'S THE SAME DUDE

I've been grabbing this pajeet's keygens for years.

>>59128660
thank you based mr Muhammad Sadeem

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>>59136833
>windows 10 variant of this uglyness

>what is stock Windows 10

>>59130661
>Apple is confused
>Apple hurt itself in its confusion

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>>59137071

>>59137735
The worst part comes when he shows it to their friends and they are fucking amazed at that dubaiXP

This entire thread is making me laugh harder than anything else in weeks. This is beautiful.

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>>59128660
If you're using a botnet, at least use botnet that works properly.

MicroXP by eXPerince.

>>59129569
>>59129584
>mouse over banner ad gif
>it's a link to him on fucking Facebook Messenger

>>59130046
>>59129526

>This is the state of Windows XP Gold

>>59136416
>Set Page File
nigga what

>>59129569
>>59129584
someone post what this site looks like

>>59137692
bullshit post proof

>>59138025
you can't possibly be a pedo if you're this underage yourself

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>>59143707

>>59128660
>yfw it's completely legit and malware free

>>59143755
Test it in VM and watch network traffic you'd be surprised.
The only legit ones are Micro/Tiny XP by experince, WES 2007, or WinXP SP3.

>>59130661

It's "not everything that glitters is gold" you moron.

>>59136432
>It's like they're a decade behind everyone else.

Try fifteen years and yes, they are.

>>59128660
All jokes and chuckles aside, has this got anything that XP service pack three has't got?

>>59144776
Lot's of pirated software included on the disk.

>>59129646
lignux

>>59143751
8 Gigabit/s Internet?
Wow.

>>59129526
DAAAAMN 24K XP mate

>>59128660
What happened to the Windows 7 Black Editions and so on?

>>59146226
Replaced by Tiny7

>>59146226
There are several in this very thread

>>59136432
Why do plebs love the shitty flat design in everything? Because they follow what everyone else is doing.