Rideables

>>59107323
/g/ doesn't go outside.

i use one for my vlog, its okay

>>59107323
Yeah it's called a bus pass.

>>59107323
I have a 2010 bmw 5 series saloon, why would i need this?

What's the weight limit on these things and do you actually have to stand?

>>59107491
it would match your small penis

>>59107534
what's with leftist shits and having dicks on their mind all the time?

>>59107491
That's a dumb comparison.
I've got a CTS-V that's faster than any 5 series and unless I'm on backroads really pushing it the onewheel is more fun.
Around town driving a nice car is kinda shitty considering I'm in jail if I'm on the gas for more than a few seconds.

>>59107533
225 or 250 I think. And yeah you have to stand. You can crouch down but it takes more balance to do that.

>>59107323
>Just got one of these last week for commuting to work and it's been pretty awesome.

Oh it's this guy again. Last week it was some dumb unicycle thing

>>59107559
>250

there goes the dream

So how do you push this thing? I guess you have to be going down hill?

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>>59107323
Did you seriously drop a grand and a half on a fucking skateboard, you nigger?!

got a sick powell peralta deck with some indie trucks and no name fleshies on it ive been skating for a while, its pretty gnarly

>>59107575
Not me, I saw the thread last week and went out and bought one.
>>59107644
It has a motor and can go 20mph downhill and 15mph uphill
>>59107773
$1300, but yeah, I have loads of disposable income and cool toys are always worth it.

>>59107546
even in the twisties you got a chance just get him while he is getting boost or use the gutter

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>>59108153
I can't wait until I get my degree and can afford stupid stuff.

For now I need to suck dick for spending money.

>>59108054
It's like i'm 15 all over again.

do standing bikes count?

>>59107323
I ride your mum everyday.

>>59108153
pics?
btw I suggest a bike

i was thinking about hollowing out the sole of some adult heely's and adding electric brushless motors with super capacitors so when i go down hills or skate a bit it will recharge them and i wont need a lithium battery

lowbeams might be neat for night riding and watching for holes

you guys might think this is lame but if youre a dad this would make you the coolest

>>59107323
Do you buy a new one of these like every week or something? Or are you trying get people to mock those who ride them?

>>59107773
what, you wanted him to buy an Intel i7 quad core for that price?

>>59107543
What's with all the dicks having leftist on their mind all the time?

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>>59107612
Just cut off your legs. That should put you under the limit, and the diabetes will take then eventually anyway.

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>>59108707
>not buying hormones

I am dissapoint

>>59107323
get a bike. you look like a fucking clown on these things.

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>>59107323
Serious question: What's so wrong with just getting a bike?

I genuinely cannot think of a single practical use for something like a "hover"board or Onewheel. I don't get it. Is it something you just use for fun, like rollerblades?

>>59107323
Lmfao i can only imagine your fat ass riding along with that shit trying to look cool af

>>59107575
The same guy who complained that using a bike was too hard, yeah lmao

>>59108949
I prefer rollerblading to biking. Even for just commuting.

>>59108991
Why?
Are bikes too bulky/dangerous?

>>59109013
1. I live in a neighborhood where bikes are frequently stolen, even when locked up.
2. I can bring my Rollerblades inside without taking up much space, such as a cafe.
3. It's not as intensive of a leg workout as biking. You use the full motion of your arms and your body twisting and pushing, which for me is a more fluid and rhythmic experience. I can Rollerblade longer than I can bike, both in terms of time and distance.
4. It's fun.

>>59107323
I ride a car.

Goes pretty quick. Like 6-7 times faster than I can run.

>>59107323
I really want to pick up a boosted. The way it's engineered is lovely and I already longboard so it's familiar ground. The lack of water resistance is a huge problem for me though. I really hope they can hurtle that barrier, and when/if they do I'll buy one.

>>59109112
You should show me how to ride a car sometime, it doesn't go fast enough for me

>>59109039
Ah, that makes sense. So it's more fluid and easier to do for extended periods of time. Got it.

>>59107323
Enjoy your grievous injury.

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>>59108946
*blocks your path*

>>59107323
>buy bike
>go similar speeds
>get fit
>get bitches
not everything needs electronics

>>59109295
>attempts to block patch
>stops too quickly
>physics takes over
>whole monocycle becomes the wheel

>>59109303
if your only exercise comes from a bike, you're only going to end up working out your legs and nothing else. you're just going to make yourself look like a lollipop.

I've got these nifty things attached to my body. You light have heard of them, they're called legs

>>59109585
Biking to work isn't going to get you any noticeable leg gains

>>59109621
unless you live in one city and work in another

interestingly, these things used to be all over the place but last I saw one was maybe a year ago. went out of fashion already?

>>59109303
>get bitches
with your swollen calves?

>>59109585
>he doesn't sprint

>>59109677
In that case it would just be smarter to use a car or take a train

>>59108949
Bikes make you hot and sweaty. I just walk, but I could imagine these being useful if you didn't have a shower at work.