Who remembers these gems? http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2

Looks like your wife's son did not get that ryzen cpu pre-order.

0.05 shekels has been deposited to your Intel shill acount. Thank you for your hardwork!

>If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.
Is this real?

>>59101663
>>59103252
is satire you dips

>>59101663
/pol/ was a mistake

>Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

>>59101319
Back in my day, trolling meant something.

>>59101319
>AMD
>Third World
american owned, made in america

fuck off you dumb slavshit subhuman hitler should have gassed you fucking faggots

>>59103891
Why can't Americans handle a joke or banter?

>>59103976
because he's a retarded facebook newfag like >>59101663

>third world
>based company

AMD literally stands for American Micro Devices, dumb fuck

>>59101319

Athlon Slot A Overclocking extreme best chip beautiful girl love

>>59103252
Even I'm a 24 year old newfag and still new this was satire

>>59103387
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/02/20/is_your_child_a_hacker_liverpudlian_parents_handed_cyber_checklist/

Was satire, the NCA guidelines aren't as hilarious but apply to virtually anyone with a computer as a kid.

>>59104544
>Language of Hacking
>lulz

>>59101319
Thank for the link, OP, this is good satire.

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>>59103976
>Intel shills
>O SHIT IT WAS JUST A PRANK
fuck off intel cuck

>>59105037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adequacy.org
"Adequacy.org was a satirical web site."

It's a troll from 2001, you're literally retarded if you fell for it.

>>59105350
>Implying there aren't actually people that think this
how hopeful of you to have this much faith in humanity

>>59103891
Fuck off back to your subreddit.

>>59101319
I bet they also use Dihydrogen monoxide
Fucking scum of a company

>>59101663
>>59103252
>>59103891
>>59104104
>>59104117
>>59105037
>>59105370
Your intelligence is literally below average

>>59105423
>ledditposting
you know where to go newfriend

>>>/out/

>>59105485
Insightful post aspie e-philosopher

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>>59101319
socket A fag here
wage slave built chip going stronk for 15 years
great for shitposting, no reason to upgrade

>>59105485
They're Americans.

>>59105564
t. pajeet

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>>59101319
I remember reading this when I was like, 9 or 10 and was trying to install LILO on my PSP...where does the time go, /g/?

>>59103891
>He doesn't know this is an old spicy meme

>>59101319
thanks I have the project x tune stuck in my head now.

>>59101663
I don't understand these kinds of posts. Why would you rush to be the first reply just to out yourself as a complete underaged newfag?

>>59101319
I don't care.
I just don't support the jews.

I would be glad if muslim shitholes decided to produce their own CPUs and buy from them so I could buy from them and fund their war against israel.

>>59106999
Why are people on this board so fucking autistic?

>>59109336
AMDfags were always insufferable retards.

>>59109364
Considering how they've been spamming /g/ lately I'm inclined to agree.
It was never this bad with Intel or Nvidia launches.

>>59106999
>prefers to help Muslims than Zionist Jews
How's your wife's boyfriend Sven?

>>59109409
Intel and Nvidia launches were never interesting at all. This one is hyped up sky high because of the advertised 52% IPC improvements from bulldozer among other things.

>8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

>>59104117
And USA literally stands for United States of Advanced