Super Duper Rare Awesome Chocolatey Fudge Coated Mega Super PC Contest

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Ok /g/, I'm bored, so I wanna give you guys a challenge. I want you to come up with the most expensive PC build that you possibly can. Winner gets the satisfaction of being better than everyone else and maybe a dick pic.

>Rules:

1) Your build needs to be functional in a hypothetical situation where you're rich enough and retarded enough to purchase it. Basically, try to make sure it could be suitable for home use by some rich piece of shit with too much time and money on their hands.

2) List the cost of each part and where you got it from so we can easily verify that you aren't cheating.

2a)It must be possible to actually purchase any of the components in your build online

2b) Please use Amerifat sites and USD for the sake of simplicity

2c) If you cheat somehow, I'll start a petition to have gook moot permaban you, you cocklicking titfucker.

3) You are allowed to factor in the price of VESA mounts, cables, etc. that are required for your build.

4) Remember, we're going for cost, not performance. The PC just has to function properly. In other words, this is about who can come up with the most expensive build that just werks™, not about whose build performs the best AND is the most expensive.

5) I may make up extra rules at my own discretion as we go along. Fuck you. (I probably won't.)

>Barebones template for convenience (add on to it as needed):

Motherboard: [quantity] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
CPU: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
Memory: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
GPU: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
PSU: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
Storage: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
Case: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
Display: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
Keyboard: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
Mouse: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
Speakers: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
Things that go in drive bays: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]
OS: [qty.] [model] [cost per unit] [link]