Shall we play a game /g/? Make your guess anon.

Dragon dildos.

The answer is always dragon dildos.

muh vape

>>59068687
Battery

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Keep going guys.


I wonder what lurks inside.

Vibrating pussy masturbator

I will be mighty disappointed if this is not a nice dragon dildo..

A used Intel Xeon processor

thinkopad

>>59068687
chinkshat vape, or tablet.

>>59068721
>>59068721
Onahole Sex Toy for a male
(I always had boxed in one of these)

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Oh cool, they included some free air too.

>>59068687
an iPad or some shit

>>59068698
>>59068742
That would be a awfully small DD

>>59068799
A telescopic/folding portable dragon dildo, duh.

>>59068809
Maybe it's inflatable?

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Could it be?! Chink shit?

>>59068843
dildo inside

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What a sexy box, so boxy, such corners.

>>59068875
>muh gaymin
>>>/v/

>>59068875
Gaming Chink Dildos

>>59068875
>>>/v/

>>59068888
RGB dragon dildos?!?!@?!

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Wait, what?

>>59068888
Nice digits anon.

>>59068888
Oh, my first quads. neat

>>59068905
chinkPhone 7

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That doesn't seem right...

>>59068724
nigeridoo BLACK sized dildo

>>59068905
>>59068944
>scammed over chink shit with japanese shit
kek

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>>59068944

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>>59068944
I'm waiting for the ruse

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Just kidding! Everything is still alright.

>>59069035
XD the absolute ruse man

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>>59069035
oh wow! I was really concerned that they ripped you off, glad everything is ok, anon!

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I'm actually positively surprised, thing feels much more solid and higher quality than I expected.

>>59069035
>boots into nintendo ds os

>>59068687
Rechargeable prostate massager.

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>>59069080
Winshit 10

Oh well, at least it's speedy, display looks damn fine.

>>59068879
>>59068901
lol insecure faggots.

>>59069035
>>59069071
Didn't even know this was a thing

>>59069140
>Intel Atom
I almost forgot this was a thing. So, when does the Gentoo install start?

[spoiler]You may want to cross-compile this time.[/spoiler]

>>59069950
I also forgot you can't spoiler on /g/, fuck.

>>59069950
>ruin a device with Gentoo