hey anon, do you use Cortana?

>using windows 10 unironically

>>59064882
Yes, she helps me in Halo.

>>59064882

Cheaper to call emergency services if u need human interaction. Double win if they visit you afterwards to tell you off. Triple win combo if they arrest you for it as the duty sergeant at station will usually be very nice

I embraced the botnet a long time ago.

>>59064882

Removed that shit straight up with spybot anti-beacon.

>>59064882
Hell nah

How is she even useful?

>>59064882
why would i ever want to use proprietary harmfull software ?

Not included in Windows 10 Education

>>59065018
Only acceptable response

>>59064882
Yes
>>59061597

I don't like any of that voice control stuff. It's not yet good enough to be easier than typing or tapping. Wake me up when it is Star Trek computer good

>>59064882
cortana looks like a gay reddit meme.
>hurr I am a search box, ama.
Fuck off.

>>59064882
>14 IPs
>13 sans OP
>only one guy uses it
>probably the designated Microsoft's Pajeet of this board

>>59064882
Sometimes to identify a song on my Windows Phone.

I use windows 10 Education in GPU passthrough with Gentoo (Education is the version with all the enterprise features but without Cortana :^))

I don't think I use Cortana, but it's still uses a good amount of cpu power per day

>>59069408
lol o.o cringe...

>>59069408
WHY did they remove her voice from W10M Maps??? ;_;

It wouldn't hurt as bad if her replacement didn't sound perpetually menopausal

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>click no when it asks if i want cortana enabled during install
>it's enabled and pesters me fucking constantly
>no obvious setting to turn it off
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I DON'T WANT NOTIFICATIONS FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>59064882
>Windows 10

>>59071031
Jesus Christ dude you're looking at it all backward. Alternatively: good luck on Linux lul

remember that time Microsoft acquired that company and drove it into the ground and did nothing with the IP?

oh wait that is what they've done with everything they've bought

>>59071206
Minecraft?
Halo?
Lumia(they were amazing phones, and would sell like hotcakes even today if they ran android)

That's not true

I ask her to sing me a lullaby from time to time.