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You are beginning a new job as a programmer. You are the only programmer there. 2 programmers have quit shortly before you started.

You find a file named 00100001.txt on the desktop and in /root/ on one server.

Content:

> 01010010
> 01010101
> 01001110
> 00100001

What do you do?
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turn 00110011 00110110 00110000 degrees and walk away
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Realise that the binary translates to "RUN!" in ASCII.
I then wonder why someone would encode binary data as plain text. That's insanely wasteful and stupid.
I ask my boss why someone would do gay shit like this
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I roll my eyes, look up an ASCII table, then roll my eyes again and look up Bash Bang commands.
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>>59045505
>What do you do?
Your mom. I'd do your mom.
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>>59045505
I delete it.

Then, I restore it from backup. Then, I delete it again.
/thread
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>>59045505
14th,18th, 21st,
>Look at last 5 digits of the binary string
>18, 21, 14
>R U N
>Then some symbol
2/10 worse than be sure to drink your ovaltine
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>>59045505
delete it
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>>59045505
delete the file
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>>59045505
Open up stackoverflow on my second monitor and start copy pasting because I'm a terrible developper who shouldn't have ever been given the job.
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>>59045505
Delete it and call up the other 2 programmers that left to call them gay
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>>59045505
instal adob redur
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>>59045505
Ignore it.
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>>59045505

1. Literally put the values into google.

2. Find this thread.

3. Realize it means "RUN!"

4. Take their brilliant advice and decide to go running, since you should really do some sport to prevent postural defects due to sitting every day.
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Install gentoo
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>>59045505
But who was phone?
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>>59045505
I post it on 4chan for the lulz.
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>decode binary
>result: !NUR
>sigh and shake my fist at intel for using little-endian
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Uninstall Windows. Linux doesn't have this problem.
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Look for the application that the message wants me to RUN!
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Probably just ignore it.
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Delete the file.
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>>59045505
xor all the numbers with each other

light a fire

rub my cock

eat a sandwich

go home.
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>>59045505
quit my job immediately and finally purse my dreams of running for potus.

thanks for motivating me, 2 programmes who have quit shortly before i started.
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